Older Guy Hilariously Faceplants After a Dyno Run

too bad they didn't show how much horsepower the rice burner had

fuck off santa

people falling is the best way to wake up always....
3rd

so true! even though it's past lunch over here....

"Stupid is as stupid does." FG

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Hi-fivin and shit next moment he's on the floor in need of a hip replacement!

HAHAHA! HI,HIP, HOOR.............SNAP!

the guy being a fattie does not help

No need to pay attention - the car on the dyno was putting out a massive 90 HP.

goddamn, im still laughing at that
as your reading this im probably still laughing

Well, I'll be...
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They finally rescued the fat old Skipper from Gilligan's Island.

He was just released from the senior center..
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at least they didn't pepper ball him.

Now that was good video! HIs left foot nearly came around and touched the back of his head. Maybe not classic, but damn close.

oooh shit too funny

the anticipation almost killed me.

haha, i heard someone yell "papa!"

He loved that car so much he would often kiss the ground upon which it had travelled.

he was just getting in practice for when he becomes Pope.

So thats what Kenny Rogers is doing now a days!

thats not kenny rogers its richard attenborough on his way to film geriatric [car] park

Karma catches up to Santa Claus for trading 8 reindeer for 8 cylinders.

Here's a ssaying to help you remember where to stand:
If the ground be flat, i'll walk on that.
If the ground be moving, DON'T FUCKING WALK ON IT.

Pimp My Ride would say "Whats under the hoodie" Well on this occasion is about 4 teeth and a pool of blood

i think his big fat belly saved him.

Wilfred Brimley then set down the camera and give him "The Beetus"

Fucker. Made me spit out my drink. Beetus

Fuck am I glad someone got it. I felt like I was flailing out here....

heeey, thatsa my granpa...he ate-a one too many-a canolies-a heeey...

QUICK!!!, someone fire pepper at him to save him!

lol, sorry papa but we're gonna send you back to the wheelchair garage..

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thats the trouble
when you get older,
things seem to fly by
even the world seems to be leaving you behind

imagine if it were to be a big truck..and he would have gotten rolling under the truck..that would have been more interesting to wacth

LMFAO

so how much horseshit power did the fat fuck have?

I dunno, but his hip will need a realignment.

Until that moment it was hard for papa to figure out why the tires were spinning but the car was not going anywhere.

He went from 0-60mph in 1sec flat!!

That was a bad fall but his biggest fall was later that day when he was later caught on that show "to catch a predator"

Thats not funny ...his chest exploded so its HILARIOUS KHA KHA KHA

yeah its a good thing he had that fluffy pillow under his shirt.

oh is that french because if NT is french im gonna be DAMNED PISSED FOR SUPPORTING IT

and nobady could ever put humpty back togather again.

Apperentaly, he tripped over an invisible piece of material.

his ok, the beard absorbed santa's faceplant

prototype treadmill needs a little adjustment...
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....i would say

Everytime I see your damned avatar, I want to smack my computer screen. Damn you. LOL

was that the angry grandpa again?

faceplant? bellyflop

and heeee's....safe!

did the dyno read an extra 20 bhp from his face plant??

If it was a proper car then it wouldn`t have been so bad, but to be taken out by a citroen saxo is more than a little bit embarrasing

At what age do you cross over to not having a clue about what's going on around you?

Being that I don't know what the fuck is going on half the time, my guess is 43.

Madona... che bella maquina...no lo sono Ferrari...

Holy @^*&! I didn't know what a Dyno run was but even I could see this one coming. My gosh, people => WATCH WHERE YOU ARE GOING!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

"Your car's good to go. But leave that old fart here. We'll take care of him getting recycled."