Comments - Dumb Chick Gets Knocked Out Doing a Kegstand

category: Funny | views: 118075 | posted on: 03/22/2008

And everyone just stands around, hoping someone else will suggest gang rape.

1stPoster [ban] | Mar 22 08 : 4:04am

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neebuz [ban] | Mar 22 08 : 4:14am

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open her jeans ,give her some hair

Tommy69456 [ban] | Mar 22 08 : 4:15am

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yeah where I come from, your ass got sharpied like a motherfucker
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Cynical_Genius [ban] | Mar 22 08 : 4:21am

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I don't get it. What exactly happened?

DiscoBiscuit [ban] | Mar 22 08 : 4:25am

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I'm not American....so....WHAT THE FUCK IS A KEGSTAND?!?!?! a

mofo666 [ban] | Mar 22 08 : 4:56am

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you do a handstand over a keg and drink as long as you can, its great fun icon_biggrin.gif

dirty bertie from number 30 [ban] | Mar 22 08 : 5:35am

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Thank you. My education is now complete.

deleted user [ban] | Mar 22 08 : 5:42am

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LaSensacion1 [ban] | Mar 22 08 : 7:25am

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both of our education is now complete icon_beer.gif

nando22 [ban] | Mar 22 08 : 4:41am

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its attempting to stand on top of the keg but you are drunk as fuck. girl on girl on top works to icon_beer.gif

deleted user [ban] | Mar 22 08 : 4:49am

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TurboGuy [ban] | Mar 22 08 : 4:54am

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With a little training, she'll get up to skank status in no time.

dizdabiz [ban] | Mar 23 08 : 6:17am

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TurboGuy on Mar 22 08 : 6:54am wrote:
With a little training, she'll get up to skank status in no time.
i think with her KEG INITIATION she's just got her stripes! icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

WHITEnPROUD2 [ban] | Mar 24 08 : 2:36am

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definately. she's in like my cock when I turn her over on that comfy floor!

Chartreuse [ban] | Mar 22 08 : 5:01am

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Whoever filmed this was wearing beer-goggles, too.

Jimmy Pop [ban] | Mar 22 08 : 5:01am

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Meh... Lightweight.

Killerdude [ban] | Mar 22 08 : 5:04am

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Quick mouth to pussy resuscitation we can save it.
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I Fucking Hate that round camera view shit it's fucking retarted...

voluntary_amputation [ban] | Mar 22 08 : 5:21am

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so fucking funny. This is almost as funny as the time I saw a girl take a beer bong and right afterwards, throw up EVERYWHERE!

iMasturbate [ban] | Mar 22 08 : 5:29am

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sweet girl to guy ratio... 1:10?

SHREK58 [ban] | Mar 22 08 : 5:52am

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Drunk chicks in miniskirts do the BEST kegstands ever!

fakelol66 [ban] | Mar 22 08 : 5:55am

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She said I could fuck her...right before she passed out. Honest.

colombianguy [ban] | Mar 25 08 : 9:25am

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ahhhh... thanks dude, for the picture!!!!
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Mr_Mortimer [ban] | Mar 22 08 : 6:06am

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Na why run to her help and pick her up, let her swallow her tongue dude she'll be fine

deleted user [ban] | Mar 22 08 : 6:12am

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MetalPSI [ban] | Mar 22 08 : 6:26am

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2 seconds after this, the dad drove in with his early 90's beamer and pinned everyone against the wall. Then he did a kegstand himself.

Ellzee [ban] | Mar 22 08 : 6:58am

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I guess theres still too much beer left to interupt their fun with hell I don't know some EMTs.At least check her breathing and pulse then go have another drink icon_rolleyes.gif

Iraqnaphobia [ban] | Mar 22 08 : 6:59am

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i was waiting for a goldfish to go swimming by! icon_surprised.gif

chopsuey [ban] | Mar 22 08 : 7:02am

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haha, they're just like "..roll her over.." lol

Tainted [ban] | Mar 22 08 : 7:35am

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They are saying roll her over because if she pukes while laying on her back she will choke on her own puke and die. Most experienced drunks know this - and many non-drunks too.

chopsuey [ban] | Mar 22 08 : 8:08am

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Yeah, I know..lol but the point I was making, is that they're just standing there saying "roll her over..." instead of just doing it, but that would mean walking aaaall the way over there, and walking away from the keg....lol

damianwatches [ban] | Mar 22 08 : 9:16am

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lol,good-one.to me it seemed like they were inching closer and closer....to her tits and ass!!!lol.

MetalPSI [ban] | Mar 22 08 : 9:28am

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You win Captain Obvious today. icon_cheesygrin.gif

Tainted [ban] | Mar 22 08 : 9:37am

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Yes, because the intent of the comment I first replied to, was clear to everyone. Thank you so very much for keeping me and my idiocy in my place. Do not know what I would have done with myself without your voice of reason.

MetalPSI [ban] | Mar 22 08 : 9:40am

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I know lots of things you dont have to do. Like replying to a totally retarded comment like mine to begin with. Easy tiger, not all of us are distorted ego maniacs with penis envy. icon_rolleyes.gif

Tainted [ban] | Mar 22 08 : 9:47am

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Again yes... because I asked you what I do not have to do, and because the hypocrisy of you having to make your initial comment in the first place and me not having to reply when someone speaks to me is way over my head. I am awestruck by your intelligent wit. Wonder what your head looks like under an X-ray?

MetalPSI [ban] | Mar 22 08 : 9:49am

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OK I am bored, lets play. My head would look pretty much identical to yours under Xray, basic crainal shape and size. Although I have been smoking for awhile, probably some black spots in the nasal cavity.

ggallin1 [ban] | Mar 22 08 : 9:56am

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Metal-tell her off already.
Stop playing nice with the terrorist bitch.
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MetalPSI [ban] | Mar 22 08 : 9:58am

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Now now, thats not nice. She isnt a CONFIRMED terrorist. I dont deal with generalities. Besides, we have a common background. Not my fault shes always on the rag...oops. icon_eek.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif

MetalPSI [ban] | Mar 22 08 : 10:16am

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Well as lame as this is, its quite disappointing too.

ggallin1 [ban] | Mar 22 08 : 9:56pm

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Let me help you out.
Type the following-
killyourself
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-GG

talltee19 [ban] | Mar 22 08 : 7:03am

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no one wanted to get charged with rape..lol

LaSensacion1 [ban] | Mar 22 08 : 7:19am

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jajajaja...a typical scene...everybody stands around for like 20 seconds telling her to stand up...and then realize she is really knocked out...and then later suggest the gang rape of course

daddi4551 [ban] | Mar 22 08 : 7:19am

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they should have taken her jeans off
turned them around
and put them back on back to front
just left her to wonder what the fuck happened that night

LineKILLX [ban] | Mar 22 08 : 7:22am

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Great moment to
Whip out your dick, And stick it in her mouth
And just move it around

Majestic12 [ban] | Mar 22 08 : 7:55am

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Quick, someone sit on her face, the smell of ass will wake her up! icon_beer.gif

jackrussel01 [ban] | Mar 22 08 : 8:04am

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one of my Xs used to pass out after she had to much to drink you can use your imagination for the rest

jcp517 [ban] | Mar 22 08 : 8:12am

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Hey,she's still warm.

amok525 [ban] | Mar 22 08 : 8:53am

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dude what happened to the thumbs down?

God Sea [ban] | Mar 22 08 : 8:54am

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They spiked that keg i bet lol i wonder where the longer version of this video is..

K.Padillo [ban] | Mar 22 08 : 9:03am

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I wanna be on yesterdays best comment

MistaX [ban] | Mar 22 08 : 9:09am

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Kegstands, americas number 1 date rape drug

Malachai101 [ban] | Mar 22 08 : 9:11am

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Ahhhhh first timers. Now there's going to be a vid with her getting boned later while asleep. icon_stoned.gif

DRIVING x AND x CRYING [ban] | Mar 22 08 : 9:19am

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and that's how you got borned son... icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

cucarachito [ban] | Mar 22 08 : 9:22am

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Tainted on Mar 22 08 : 9:35am wrote:
They are saying roll her over because if she pukes while laying on her back she will choke on her own puke and die. Most experienced drunks know this - and many non-drunks too.
....ummmm, sure they want to "roll her over" for good samaritan reasons ...sure , pal
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Benis [ban] | Mar 22 08 : 10:20am

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Tainted on Mar 22 08 : 9:35am wrote:
They are saying roll her over because if she pukes while laying on her back she will choke on her own puke and die. Most experienced drunks know this - and many non-drunks too.
Actually, they want to roll her over because the rape train departs in T minus 60 seconds. If you listen closely, you can also hear someone say - anyone got lube?

Pumekuhp [ban] | Mar 22 08 : 1:21pm

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Well, let's not get it twisted. It's not rape if the sex is consensual. She said mid-fall, "Everybody with a penis can fuck me when I hit the floor..even if I'm unconscious." I heard it. Yes is yes. Fair is fair...choo chooooooo.

Benis [ban] | Mar 22 08 : 1:35pm

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Good observation...This is also how a kegger can turn into a pig roast icon_cheesygrin.gif

liacon [ban] | Mar 22 08 : 6:31pm

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Benis & Pumekuhp you to had me dying icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif
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Fakelol & GG icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif
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indyman911, you're great, but that sounded a little gay icon_sad.gif icon_wink.gif

drunken_asshole [ban] | Mar 22 08 : 10:34am

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I would NEVER fuck an unconscious chick... icon_cheesygrin.gif 'cept for this one

itizme [ban] | Mar 22 08 : 11:33am

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ID STICK HER icon_lol.gif

Komodo [ban] | Mar 22 08 : 1:26pm

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Christ what a pile of fuckin' morons.

Juan_Doe [ban] | Mar 22 08 : 1:42pm

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would you like another drink ? .... icon_beer.gif

Malachai101 [ban] | Mar 22 08 : 2:31pm

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The phone is ringing, and there is no time to ling. So look out butt, here comes my finger! icon_beer.gif

comtox [ban] | Mar 22 08 : 2:55pm

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what's that gas ?? Is It pure Oxygen ??

TheDeutscher [ban] | Mar 22 08 : 3:37pm

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"Is she dead?" - "No, she's still breathing." - "Just a reflex of muscles." - "OK, go get some saws. We've gotta get rid of the corpse." - "I'm fine. I was just a little knocked out." - "Stop it, corpse. Don't try to confuse us! You're gonna get hashed right now."

G R [ban] | Mar 22 08 : 3:38pm

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Drunk again... icon_beer.gif

chopsuey [ban] | Mar 22 08 : 6:11pm

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They're like, "umm, are you gonna finish your beer?"..

indyman911 [ban] | Mar 22 08 : 6:17pm

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We fucked with a dude once in the Navy, it was hilarious. He was passed out in the chair with his mouth open and one of the cooks went to the mess deck and got a hot dog. Then one of the biggest brothers whipped his dick out while another dude ran the hot dog around the dude's mouth. When the dude came too and saw the cock in front of his face, he lunged out of the chair ready to fight. Then he saw the hot dog and everybody busted up laughing. icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif (true story)

indyman911 [ban] | Mar 22 08 : 6:28pm

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^^that was supposed to be to. i didn't mean to imply they both came. eeeeeeewwwwwww icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

manicdemise [ban] | Mar 23 08 : 8:38am

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too late , congrats on making the navy look even more gay! lol just kiddin. Also for future reference "We fucked with a dude once in the Navy" is not a good way to start a post icon_beer.gif

rascoil [ban] | Mar 22 08 : 7:42pm

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TO late to back out now dude. icon_stoned.gif

CuteSomedays [ban] | Mar 22 08 : 7:52pm

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Fucking Rookie, here honey have another icon_beer.gif

Jimmy Pop [ban] | Mar 22 08 : 9:38pm

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Cold beer... Warm pussy.

BoredPerv [ban] | Mar 23 08 : 2:11am

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I'd do her!!

Mother_Man [ban] | Mar 23 08 : 1:14pm

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"yoo gonna get raepd"