Two Guys Gets the Beating of a Lifetime for Pulling a Gun

Lesson learned; don't ever pull out a gun unless you intend to use it.
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Awesome bodyslam

I agree... Sadly, in America they would of all been dead at the first sign that the pussy was gunna get his ass whooped and it probably would of been at a school or a office building

Sadly, in "america", they would all have been black.
And this is just a mixture of stupidity of one kind (though guys) versus stupidity of another kind (what the fuck do you want the fucking gun for you idiot) , so it was more or less a perfect equation.
Any of the parts having a different stupidity factor, and you'd get a whole different outcome.
Smarter though guys give it up and flee at the sight of a gun, tougher stupid little guy with a gun shoots the kneecaps of the ever advancing foe.

u are quite the early bird and for that u get a vote old chap

ahahah shoulda bought bullets for it eh you pour fuck!

Right eXACT

if it were loaded, a warning shot should have scared them, but i guess it wasnt..

Well, maybe is a good idea to take a gun with you...AND SOME AMMO AS WELL.

dont bring a knife to a gun fight sounds like good advice but now there is a new saying dont bring a gun to a fist fight or you will get your head stomped

i guess it wasnt loaded
it probably could of been usefull

Russians are fucking awesome. They lead the world in kicking arse.
Rasiya-zamichAtel’naya stranA

Russians don't fuck around. The dude that got body slammed got his fucking head STOMPED at the end.

This clip was like a mixture of The Sopranos and American History X only in Russian, I think it was in Russian. BITE THE CURB

Killerdude is the lamest guy on this site. His comments suck.
Props to everyone who had my back yesterday
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@ vid: My wife says think of your gun like your dick dont pull it out unless your gonna use it.
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Fuck I am lame

I don't want to start an argument but Bertie claims to be the lamest
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We love ya bro

Are you trying to say that sometimes you pull your dick out in front of your wife and don't use it?

oh does he pull it out and she dont wanna use it

lol lol omg lol your the funniest guy at the office
<--- earthworm jim

I guess those were cops doing the beating. Too bad we don't use the same tactics here. Commit a crime...get a beat down and then go to jail.

after his falure at a career of being a gunman maybe this dude should rent himself out as a drum! that loud hollow sound coming out of his head as he got the shit kicked out of him could be the base of many a good tune!

The theory of natures finite amount of natural life preserving defenses is illustrated quite well here. Humans are not immune to this fundamental truth, one can only gain advantage or prowess in something at the expense or slow entropy of something else. Certain pond dwelling lizards in the UK are a good example of this law. It was observed in certain ponds that the larger lizard co-existed with not only fish, frogs and other typical pond/swamp life, but a small and highly poisonous species of newt. It was at first tempting but toxic and therefore inedible food for the larger lizards. Eventually some of the predatory reptiles developed a relative immunity to the toxin and where able to eat them without becoming sick, adding the small toxic amphibian to its list of daily prey. It was discovered by scientists that the lizards who had developed a tolerance for eating the newts where vastly slower on both land and water in comparison with lizards of the exact same species who had not undergone a biochemical change in order to digest the toxin. This specific type of lizard (the name of which escapes me at the moment) had to genetically choose between agility or having a slightly more diverse menu in the pond. Now back to the point, these humans we see fighting also show this natural ability trade off, because as we have seen time and time again, people who use guns as their go to means of defense can't box for shit.

awsome

Ditto

can somebody paraphrase this for me, please.

lizards in one pond decide to eat newts, newts = toxic, after eating many newts the lizards become immune to the toxin. lizard has one more dish on the menu
meanwhile, the same species of lizard which HAS NOT been eating toxic newts, and therefore HAS NOT developed an immunity to the toxin can run/swim much faster on land or in water than the lizard who now has an immunity to toxic newts...
summary... the lizard that has no immunity to newts can run faster than the one that HAS immunity to newts, BECAUSE it has a smaller range of prey to eat therefore has to work harder to get it
in connection with the video... guy with the gun can't fight so he needs a gun when as the guy that has no gun can clearly fight therefore needs no gun... i realise this is equaly as confusing as the original comment but it's taken me half a fucking century to write so it IS getting posted and if you don't like it, well you can all just lick my hairy nutsack

Replace the pond with NT and then replace the species with posters would be making more sense,
Cutting but very well written.

lmao!

Dont be a pussy with a gun.

Damn, after I read all this I realized I didn't have enough bread crumbs left to find my way home.

nice job of linking the two examples, but what you say here is quite obvious and doesnt need such analysis (though your analogy is entertaining). if you focus on one thing, you ultimately neglect other factors and in the case of the lizards eating newts, it was probably what they had to do to survive at that particular time and running faster was of lower importance. in relation to gun wielding folk, it all depends on the environment they are in, if getting shot is a high probabilty then being a good fist fighter is useless even though i have more respect for someone that doesnt use weapons.
anyway, the guy who had the gun pointed at him has got the biggest balls i have ever seen

and had resting on yer tonsels?

wat the fucks a matter with you is someone supposed to read this cause if you want me to read it NO plus there no curse words in it, no avatar, 100 words or more why dont you write a novel you somabitch

It is an old Russian proverb: It is not enaugh to be born as a Russian, you have to live like Russian

only in Russia would you see someone nonchalantly walking up to someone and smoking a cigarette at the same time while being literally one shot away from death. that was the probably the sickest thing i've ever seen in my life.

Weird emotions now. I hate pussies who pull guns on people. But i also hate pussies who stomp and kick a downed opponent. I guess that if a truck wiped them all out at the end I would be happy.

im sure he started off saying (in russian) 'you lookin at me?'
cheers folks

Guy1: Do you feel lucky, punk?
Guy2: Yes, I feel very lucky. Do you feel beaten and stomped?

I love the cut from a small struggle to the guy getting his head stomped... classic!

That was a bit backward, isn't the guy without the gun supposed to be edgeing away? Nothing surprises me anymore hehehe

Another one for the good guys

I think anyone messed up enough to stare down a gun and stomp someones head into a curb should be put to sleep.

in the famous words of my first piece of ass.."pull it out only when your ready to shoot"

I guess the pistol whip is broken too

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To early for you buddy??

Wow, somebody must be feeling better. Any chance you might put out tonight

he's not even in control when he has the gun!!
can anyone bear to watch the adult clip on solovampire dot com?

I hate you! I hate you, I hate you! lol WHY did I have to be so fucking stupid to actually check out that site!? I hate myself now, too! Gah!! :: gags, passes out in a fit of convulsions::

You've now pimped that site several times. It's enough. I'm getting the impression you have a connection to the site. Either way stop mentioning it here. Thanks.

nah, not related to that site, shit i only watched 10 seconds of it, my joke is finished here

Everybody already said what I was going to say. I guess that means there are a lot of smart fuckers on this site...