Comments - Store Owner Gets Bombarded by a Barrage of Fireworks
category: Bizarre | views: 27049 | posted on: 03/29/2008
I know how he feels. I once burned my penis with a sparkler.
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dude well celebrate it over here if theres a drink involved,hell when even celebrate national non alcohol day with a good ol knees up puke puke fight
Tommy69456 [ban] | Mar 29 08 : 4:18am
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Tall tree go to Tennessee, that is where all the good shit is....lmao that guy called you sir
Shepsypooh [ban] | Mar 29 08 : 4:19am
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Lmao Bolton :D i think i've been in there, can't quite remember, my uni days were a haze of drunkenness, sweet ass prank though.
voluntary_amputation [ban] | Mar 29 08 : 4:24am
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that had to be a 20 or 30 dollar firework down the drain. A dumpster fire would have been more entertaining then throwing it into a store.
Umbrageous [ban] | Mar 29 08 : 4:33am
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OK as this is in England a few corrections. We don't have "perps" we have chavs, we don't have "sidewalks" we have pavements and we don't have "investigators" we have fat coppers!
r.e the vid, we have to keep the coppers away from the seized ganja 
Killerdude [ban] | Mar 29 08 : 4:40am
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Hopeful the shop owner found the guy and put that same device down his pants and lit it..
Fucking punk....
secret_squirrel [ban] | Mar 29 08 : 10:39am
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Maybe he's the father of the kids that robbed the police station.
Cynical_Genius [ban] | Mar 29 08 : 5:07am
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The 'fire-department' were probably on strike anyway and the good old Royal Navy would have been there in the wings waiting to step in and save the day...
- What do you think Umbrageous?
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We Brits love bonfire night. We all gather round a massive bonfire and throw effigies of Guy Fawkes (an old criminal) on the fire. Then we eat baked potatoes and set off fireworks. Then we have an orgy around the fire. Then we pray to the gods of fire to strike down our enemies. Then, when the fire has gone out, we gather all the ash to make black pudding. Yum! 
some people just are FUCKED UP...that's enough motive 
Malachai101 [ban] | Mar 29 08 : 8:02am
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What an asshole! Kill a guy for a register that probaly has what? 50$ 
Cynical_Genius [ban] | Mar 29 08 : 5:26pm
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I don't think anyone from Bolton, England actually went to Vietnam.
He might have had a few scary Falkland Islands moments though.
cucarachito [ban] | Mar 29 08 : 8:52am
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who does that? honestly?
sublimerule [ban] | Mar 29 08 : 9:20am
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if anyone ever meets the guy who commentates on these videos, please kick him as hard as you can in the nuts... that way future videos of this nature will be far more entertaining as he'll sound like a little girl on helium
Wow .... that video was of my local store in Farnsworth Bolton ....it happen last oct 2007 ....
The reason it happen the shop keeper was charging 65pence for Walker crisps ( chip to you yanks ) and someone complained to him what a rip off ...... and if they did'nt get out of his bloodly shop they would get a rocket up their arse ....
Looks like he got the bloody rocket .....lol
True story ....
Earth Nelson [ban] | Mar 29 08 : 11:13am
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That was a "welcome to the neighborhood" gift from the wine shop next door. Thoughtful really.
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The 'fire-department' were probably on strike anyway and the good old Royal Navy would have been there in the wings waiting to step in and save the day...
- What do you think Umbrageous?
indyman911 [ban] | Mar 29 08 : 12:27pm
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I always knew that was Scott in the video where the guy sticks a bottle rocket in his asshole and lights it. That vid's a classic 
panzerwagon [ban] | Mar 29 08 : 1:42pm
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i am surprised england hasnt banned fireworks, they make their cops use sticks instead of guns. isnt guy fawkes day a holiday where natalie portman dresses up in a mask and rides the subway?
That thing had 500 shots!
Thats what I'm going to drink tonight!
well im alright now so im off ready to do it all over again!
Iraqnaphobia [ban] | Mar 29 08 : 6:01pm
i got arrested for stealing fireworks once....but i got let off 
pikemaster [ban] | Mar 29 08 : 10:47pm
I THOUGHT WEN THIS this news came to light , his 15 moon old daughter was behind the counter and there was no mention of his wife , MAD HOW DIFFERENT PEOPLE HANDLE THE CHINESE WISPERS?
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Hasso Von Manteuffel [ban] | Mar 30 08 : 11:19pm
well atleast the store owner didnt get hurt,but that was pretty cool.
VRagingBullV [ban] | Apr 30 08 : 1:02am
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That Arab storeowner was probably worried the fireworks were going to detonate his suicide vest prematurely.
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