Comments - Heroic Little Kid Tries to Stop a Vicious Machete Attack

category: Shocking | views: 67770 | posted on: 04/01/2008

If you don't carry a machete in Colombia, you're frowned upon.

defiantwisdom [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 4:05am

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They were just slashin prices. What's wrong with that?

talltee19 [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 4:05am

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business competition must be really tuff over there icon_neutral.gif

Tommy69456 [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 4:07am

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wow, fatherly love just brought upon a whole new meaning

Cynical_Genius [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 4:09am

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Little kid: "Yeah cheers for the award, but i'm still sleeping in the dogs basket tonight you cunts"

liacon [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 4:09am

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Good thing this kid didn't get a lot of ass whippings from his father or things may have turned out little different icon_twisted.gif

Killerdude [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 4:09am

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Hey Did you guys hear The Voice over guy Got Shot in the head Yesterday....
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April Fools... icon_rolleyes.gif

koshka [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 5:39am

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Fucking hell, you got me BAD.
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*thumbs up* icon_cheesygrin.gif

sixsixsix [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 4:12am

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jhThat little kid is a bit retarded. His dad always told him it's fun to play with spagetti.

mofo666 [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 4:13am

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what a cool kid and it looked like he got a lil face to tit action too icon_cheesygrin.gif

Calang [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 4:14am

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They gave the kid a $100 gift certificate to Toys-R-Us. The nearest one is in the U.S.

kpearson [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 8:03am

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calanq ur fucking twisted man icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif thumbs up for you icon_beer.gif

angeles37 [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 4:18am

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Terrible... icon_cry.gif icon_eek.gif icon_sad.gif

lyric [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 4:24am

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That kid has more courage than most of the cowardly adults you see on here acting bad ass and attacking people in groups or sucker punching people..
There is hope for this world yet.
Give that kid a beer!
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nando22 [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 4:25am

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i think that chick was rakeing my lawn last week icon_rolleyes.gif

capo [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 4:26am

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This was no attack, this was preparing lunch. Didn't you see the foodstand there? The kid saved his dad from becoming taco-filling, good for him...

neebuz [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 4:37am

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must have been planned that ,those ice-cream men never fail to show

Laughing Gravy [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 4:38am

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So now he's a sliced fruit seller. icon_beer.gif

voluntary_amputation [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 4:40am

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He might actually get to eat tonight. Yayyy! icon_cheesygrin.gif

bombercommand [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 4:42am

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That kid's got bigger balls than me. My girlfriend is like that when she's on pmt

Ellzee [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 6:58am

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You mean PMS?

Komodo [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 4:54am

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Enjoy your prison time you scat whore icon_smile.gif
Enjoy the pride in having such a brave son, papa icon_cool.gif
Enjoy all the poonani you get young man icon_cheesygrin.gif

Pumekuhp [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 4:55am

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One good forewit is worth two nitwits.

dizdabiz [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 4:57am

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the PINT SIZED PROTECTOR? sounds exactly like a condom that ive NEVER needed to buy! HAHAHA!
the kids got MOXXY, the kids got KAHUNA'S! hell be running his own little CANDY CARTEL before he turns 10! icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif

fakelol66 [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 4:57am

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He's a cut above.

Calang [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 8:24am

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A chip off the old block icon_beer.gif

en jaywest [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 5:04am

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who knows what the father did to warrant that beating? and now the boy went and got himself involved. expecting another video from colombia soon....

knuxte [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 5:05am

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That kid has guts. Lucky for him, they weren't spilled all over the ground.

Cynical_Genius [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 5:29am

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hahaha LOL @ Rick Astley. I was gonna use that AV but nobody wanted to dance with me... icon_neutral.gif

deleted user [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 11:05am

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modisoon [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 5:18am

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He sold them baby carrots, when they wanted a kilo.

slash [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 5:19am

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FUCK, TRADING STANDARDS SURE ARE HEAVY HANDED DOWN BOGOTA WAY icon_beer.gif

dirty bertie from number 30 [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 6:26am

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Slash, I think you were featured in that vid.

slash [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 12:48pm

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yeah i mistaked him for axl icon_beer.gif

scotty2hotty! [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 5:34am

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I'm going back to Cali-Cali-Cali
I'm going back to Cali- Huh!
I DON'T THINK SO! icon_eek.gif

LaSensacion1 [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 5:38am

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i remember when i was a kid i had the same balls of that kid...i stoped my teacher from giving me an F and beating up another student with a ruler

DramaTim [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 5:45am

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That little kid is a soldier. The lady looked like she's a killa.

popeye619 [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 5:54am

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Mayber there really is hope for this worlds future!
Way to go kid....Thank God he was there.....Two thumbs up for the kid. icon_wink.gif

Cynical_Genius [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 6:39am

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He's lucky he's got any thumbs at all...! icon_razz.gif

kpearson [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 5:58am

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thats fucked up tring to kill that man infront of his son. some kids have such bad lives it's so sad icon_cry.gif i hope that those people get real good treatment in prison icon_twisted.gif icon_beer.gif

Ellzee [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 7:06am

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Agree with you totally awful thing for any child to see,but thank god this kid was there.He was the only one there to help.It's amazing what humans can do when they see someone they love in danger this vid made me icon_cry.gif a little. icon_beer.gif to the little guy.

Malachai101 [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 6:25am

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I just got a hell of a look at your face, kid! You're mine motherfucker! icon_twisted.gif

scotty2hotty! [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 6:46am

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It's just messed up that all those people were on the street watching this & the ONLY person who comes to this man's rescue is a little boy! They must have to buy his pants 4 sizes bigger than what he is to fit his big ass balls! icon_beer.gif

BEERMAN [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 7:12am

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"Say - WHAT? - one more time, muthha fucker!!"
APRIL FOOL !!! icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_beer.gif

Earth Nelson [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 7:24am

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Her biggest offense was the muffin top indecent exposure

Slamreef [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 7:31am

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I will put that manchete in her cunt.. Maybe i could pull a 9 year old out of it.

Jimmy Pop [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 8:41am

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I'm not going back to Cali, Cali.

evillizardeye [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 9:06am

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Jimmy Pop on Apr 1 08 : 10:41am wrote:
I'm not going back to Cali, Cali.
that waz funny icon_cheesygrin.gif

hgratacos_1 [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 9:08am

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BLA BLA BLA IF I DID SOMETHING LIKE THAT KID DID WHEN I WAS GROWING UP I STILL BE GROUNDED FOR STICKING MY NOSE IN GROWN PEOPLE BUSINESS. FUCKING KIDS THESE DAYS icon_twisted.gif

Clarityrains [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 9:11am

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shit, that kid is braver than most of us peeps here! icon_beer.gif

jasez0r [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 9:52am

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He might be a hero, but that will never change the fact that he once had a bowlcut.

canillo [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 9:55am

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now the police gonna give him a Desert Eagle 50. to make justice in the street of Colombia or fight la FARC

sublimerule [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 11:20am

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he was the owner of a vegetable stand... what could he have possibly done to piss someone off enough to make them come and hack him up with a machete? 'i TOLD you yesterday... there aint room in this town for two vegetable stalls. i was here first!!'

chaggz04 [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 11:29am

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in some countries thats how they say hello..... or maybe goodbye..... its kinda confusing like "aloha" icon_cool.gif

DuckMySick [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 11:41am

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he wasnt selling enough veg so they gave him the chop...

iMasturbate [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 12:28pm

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father of the year right there. taught his kid well.

EpicFailGuy [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 2:53pm

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seconded.

DrGreenthumbb [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 12:40pm

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what alittle badass, how many adults would jump into the middle of a machete attack, that 9 year old had more balls then half the people around them lol

d's cojones [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 1:07pm

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icon_cheesygrin.gif i'd hit it--yeah i said it...somethin about a columbian bitch with a machette the does it for me....call me crazy.. icon_eek.gif

Fearthereaper [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 2:01pm

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How the hell do you manage NOT to kill someone with a fucking machete? Damn colombians

Necramonium [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 3:27pm

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looks like they used the flat side of the machete,just to scare the shit out of him....

TheDeutscher [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 3:34pm

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Sick world we're living in. Attacking people with machetes and knifes while their children watch the scene...hang 'em and I'll feel a little more save.

indyman911 [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 3:51pm

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Maybe he sold her some bad cumquats? icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

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kdt55 [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 4:33pm

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His balls have officially dropped.

scottie2high [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 4:36pm

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that aint anife mate icon_beer.gif

double stroke [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 5:12pm

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just goes to show ya , you can't bring a knife to a kid fight....
ok ok that one is a stretch....I'm leaving quietly....
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jcp517 [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 5:13pm

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Fucking savages! Use a gun.

BigZ123456789 [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 5:18pm

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fucking uhly fucking whore fucking ugly lady proablly has 10 degrees of STDS icon_twisted.gif icon_twisted.gif icon_twisted.gif
did u see how fircken sads the little kid looked

damianwatches [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 5:49pm

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yeah...poor kid.also cool kid,i hope he becomes popular there,he is a good looking kid i hope girls will be after his ass now icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif

GhettoStar [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 5:48pm

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he should have gotten the machete and started cutting her neck over and over and over and over again

DRIVING x AND x CRYING [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 5:52pm

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damn, with women like this i don't even think about sex , i'll pleasure myself thank you... icon_stoned.gif icon_beer.gif

Toxicity [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 6:04pm

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Damn, all those hacks and they still couldn't kill him?

TimmerNM [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 6:18pm

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I have a machete in the truck.
For work of course..........
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The Beast [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 6:21pm

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I been in Colombia, before at Bogota, Cali, Medellin and Cartagena and that shit with machete's you see it every day it's a very, very dangerous country...
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wildjellybean [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 6:45pm

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if i have a kid i hope he has courage like tkat, What a tripper. icon_smile.gif not gonna mention the fucks that started it icon_twisted.gif

RReaper [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 6:52pm

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enough , damn thats enogh of these videos with that dick commentator

MistaX [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 7:39pm

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" narrator"... After the attacks, the female assalent gets kicked in the nuts everone thought she didn't have

talentoo [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 9:16pm

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For onceI'm really bothered by a video I see on here. I'm not sure exactly why.......
It's prolly that "sharpened steel..... the boy proves his mettle" pun.
That was just too much..

NeoNitride [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 10:38pm

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Liberal/Progressives: tell me again how all cultures are just as valid and/or superior to the United States?
I can't recall the last time someone whipped out a machete in the middle of the road and start wailing on people.
Funny how all cities/states with conceal/carry laws find their crime rates drop steadily over time. Can't imagine why that is, or why people like Barry "Osama" Obama want to completely disarm the public despite that sill Constitution thing.

giovaniy [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 11:00pm

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The Beast on Apr 1 08 : 8:21pm wrote:
I been in Colombia, before at Bogota, Cali, Medellin and Cartagena and that shit with machete's you see it every day it's a very, very dangerous country... -
That's bullshit. You are full of shit.

MilaKitty [ban] | Apr 1 08 : 11:30pm

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I woulda bite the shit outta that bitch if I was that lil boy..shoved her and bit her tit..she woulda stopped much sooner icon_evil.gif icon_twisted.gif

Blackno3 [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 12:17am

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NeoNitride, I love your rant, but.
The price of a knife from china .05 € euro’s.
The price of a Machete from china .50 € euro’s.
Having the right the right to bear arms.
Priceless!!!!!!!!

Stonio [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 1:26am

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Good lad!

ojdidntdoit [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 7:26am

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little big man

metoxic [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 8:01am

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icon_eek.gif He said lets go shopping, not chopping icon_cheesygrin.gif

Cam [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 1:56pm

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I´m from Colombia, sadly you can see this scenes in the streets but this country is full of good and brave people which only want to work, those were poor people fighting for a place to work, FYI the father got well, the kid got a mention from the police due to his courage, and the agesors are in jail

jdavid044 [ban] | Apr 3 08 : 11:07am

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i'm from colombia too bro.... i wish i had the money bill gates and a lot of wealthy people in the U.S has to give to those poor people fighting for a place to work.... I WOULD LIKE TO ASK THE WEALTHY PEOPLE OF THE WORLD. HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU REALLY NEED????? that is just greed in this not only happens in colombia. We have things like this happn every day all over the world.

Duke of Potsdam [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 4:15pm

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I hope the cops kicked thats skank's ass

themajor58 [ban] | Apr 3 08 : 1:50am

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seems no one else would help,it took a little tyke to stop it.brave liitle guy.

red1027 [ban] | Apr 3 08 : 5:40am

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good for him

welter [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 9:00pm

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jason XI

VivaLaDam [ban] | Apr 5 08 : 8:27am

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he'll make a great columbian druglord

reabymike [ban] | Apr 10 08 : 10:51am

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BEING HACKED TO DEATH DOEST SOUND TO COOL BUT IS ALWAYS FUN TO WATCH! icon_twisted.gif

dreadlock [ban] | May 25 08 : 12:39pm

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the kid at the end looks like wow all this just cuz i stoped my dad from getting hacked to death.....that shits just standered for these kids icon_beer.gif

Kaos2008 [ban] | May 30 08 : 6:13am

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when the cops were bringing her out in cuffs...I had a sense that if I was there I would of put a bullet through her neck...no questions.

Queenie76 [ban] | Jun 5 08 : 3:59pm

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Cam on Apr 2 08 : 3:56pm wrote:
I´m from Colombia, sadly you can see this scenes in the streets but this country is full of good and brave people which only want to work, those were poor people fighting for a place to work, FYI the father got well, the kid got a mention from the police due to his courage, and the agesors are in jail
Thanks for the info, what an amazing kid. And all those grown up men standing there watching it unfold and doing nothing, shocking! My little man is only 7 but I know that he would also try and help his Mother if anyone attacked me. Bless him!

kpd174 [ban] | Jun 24 08 : 11:10pm

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sick fucks - icon_cry.gif

BeyondAct [ban] | Oct 31 08 : 1:30am

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Unless i had a gun i wouldnt get in to a knife fight. Screw the guy getting killed. Yes i could forgive any one that doesnt do anything if i was the one getting hacked to shit.

RobGameFreak [ban] | Nov 21 08 : 7:22pm

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-VivaLaDam
"he'll make a great columbian druglord"
LOL!!

GermsRbad [ban] | Jun 3 09 : 9:28pm

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run damit run forest sick fucks!

MachuPichu [ban] | Jun 10 09 : 4:23pm

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Brave little soul, you saved your dad's life!

soupcon [ban] | Jun 27 09 : 11:06am

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Crazy fucker, anyhow! icon_confused.gif

drccoco [ban] | Sep 15 09 : 2:41pm

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pretty brutal

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