When Flying Through the Air on a 4 Wheeler Goes Wrong

wont these fuckers ever learn? you have to be E.T. to be able to fly like that!

E.T. couldn't fly.

on the bmx with the boy,with et in the basket in front of the moon backdrop, there was definetly some flying/gliding action there!

Yeah... but E.T. himself couldn't actually fly. Other wise he would have just fucked off home on his own wouldn't he. No messin...

That's what I was gonna say!

id like to see him try it again, with less protective gear tho.

i guess we can ask him, how dirt taste..even though after that, it doesn't look like its good..

Natural selection, ladies and gentlemen.

look ma no brains

was that before he took off,or after he smashed his skull open?

he should be carefull - i think his shoes fell off.

Oops, machine kaputt!

I would like to Know what he thought was gonna happen..

He thought it was a handglider.

good thing he had a helmet on....

"I wish I could fly,
right up to the sky,
but i can't...."


Well you're absolutely right Orville!

we had agadoo the other day from diz now youre on about keith(ive got a my hand up a birds ass) harris and that fcukin duc k orville.
AAaaarrrrrgggghhhhh

I thought half of his body was gonna ripe right off...

that guy new he was dead

all terrain does not include the sky
People are so stupid sometimes

I just thought of a word Ive never used in my life before, so here goes......
"Dickwad"
Ah, that felt good.

Holy Crap bertie said a bad word...To your room young man no supper for you...

In my defence, I didn't actually know what it meant. And I'd rather go to my basement, it's more fun down there.

I'm just gonna pretend his name is Richard Wade
and you forgot the E.That way your squeaky clean image is not tarnished...
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Except for the basement thing but I wont tell anyone..

noob

His friends now call him Sandy.

Thank you for a great line. I laughed my ass off on that one. Good shit

Cheers buddy - my work here is done! Have a beer!!

He just might have made it if he had pulled up on the front end a bit more. But hell what fun would that be for the NT crowd?

I agree, it was a nice jump & he almost nailed the landing but lucky for us almost don't count!
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I also think he had a piece of shit bike. Did you see how it just fell apart?

That's what happens if you don't glue it right the first time.

quads have 4 wheels to help increase stability. couldnt help this guy.

The higher they get the harder they fall

HEY!! are you ok? yeah i'm ok, i just can't walk,an maybe i poo-d just a little

so much for his face.

Lean back not forward

lol-that goes for him reproducing too..if he lived

If his quad didn't get all Pigeon Toed when he landed, he may have road away with the trophy girl. But alas his red neck buddy gets to drive him in the bed of his pickup to get those ribs checked out.
p.s. i ride dirt bikes & i hate people that don't wear a helmet. id rather see someone ride naked w/ a helmet then w/o one. (no homo)

His insides is fucked up

DUMBASS!!!!!!

Laughing Gravy..Sandy made a good jump...front end just broke. I'd call him Big Sandy Balls .

fly fly and awayyyyyyyy

what do you make.. I say he ate bout 3 pounds of SHIT!

when does flying threw the air on a 4 wheeler ever go right?

"Excuse me, sir - is this covered by the warranty?"

GO AWAY BOY - YER BOTHER'IN ME !!
(in the voice of Foghorn-Leghorn)
dizbiz - i think ET was sittin on the lil'boyz pecker, thats why he was flyin up & down
i jess wanted to clarify that for ya, mate

HAHAHA! and it seemed so innocent at the time

classic

someone wont be using a tooth brush for a while..

He just learned what 20 minutes of Evel Knievel tapes could have taught him.