Comments - Soccer Player Makes his Entire Team With he was Dead

category: Funny | views: 71398 | posted on: 04/02/2008

Great goal! The other team will have champaign waiting for you after the game.

Soryon [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 4:03am

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hope he enjoyed kicking that ball, becuz his team will enjoy kicking his for the rest of the day.

Clarityrains [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 4:09am

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Dude, you spelt champagne wrong icon_eek.gif
love you icon_beer.gif

DuckMySick [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 11:11am

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lol he made 2 smelling pistakes! Actually 3 cos its football not soccer...

Dudwood Fudwood [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 1:44pm

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highroller74 [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 3:23pm

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Say bye to the next DELETED user. icon_biggrin.gif

talltee19 [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 4:16am

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oh i get it now, its suppose to be "wish"..i was lost for a min..lol

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Big CK [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 4:27am

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Makes sense to me, that u would want the Gers to score against themselves coz Celtic cant LMFAO

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Smiddy [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 8:35am

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You are the one that brought it up. Typical beggar.
Yer team is pish and you know it! icon_lol.gif

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slash [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 4:20am

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if this happened in england this dude would be interviewd for match fixing considering this appears to be south america i think this dudes got more to worry about icon_beer.gif

McCahan [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 4:38am

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Sorry to be a besserwisser, but I think the names of the teams look Hungarian. Definitely not Spanish or Portuguese.

slash [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 6:08am

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McCahan on Apr 2 08 : 6:38am wrote:
Sorry to be a besserwisser, but I think the names of the teams look Hungarian. Definitely not Spanish or Portuguese.
dude let me dream boo hoo icon_beer.gif

Marius [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 2:29pm

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damn it, never knew "besserwisser" is actually an english word ;)
you people always use the crazy german words haha

itizme [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 9:09pm

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like a gang rape from his own team icon_beer.gif

Killerdude [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 4:22am

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Them football fans are crazy so I'm sure his family is dead now..JUST KIDDING...

slash [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 6:17am

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my manager told me he was gonna pull me off at half time i said i only got an orange at my last club icon_beer.gif

Calang [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 4:24am

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"Not like that dude, like this!"

Cynical_Genius [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 4:32am

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For fucks sake don't send him to Iraq.

Tommy69456 [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 4:36am

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im confused?

nando22 [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 4:37am

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boy soccer can be ok sometimes icon_beer.gif

talltee19 [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 4:43am

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lol, you might start another soccer vs. football controversy icon_beer.gif

dizdabiz [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 4:44am

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he'll be found mysteriously drowned in the communal bath later with no winesses knowing nothing,even though they were all there at the time! icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif

Soryon [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 4:54am

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no he will "accidentally drown" in the shower, in half an inch of water after somehow sodomizing himself when the game ends.

dizdabiz [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 8:20am

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Soryon on Apr 2 08 : 6:54am wrote:
no he will "accidentally drown" in the shower, in half an inch of water after somehow sodomizing himself when the game ends.
and a football boot lodged in his throat!HAHAHA! icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

nando22 [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 4:44am

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fuck that i love football icon_beer.gif

alltoxic [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 4:46am

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that's the best own goal I've ever seen.

Soryon [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 4:48am

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OMGOMGWTF. The announcer didnt yell GOOOAAAAALLLLL for like 10 seconds straight, everything i thought i knew about soccer just went down the drain.

dirty bertie from number 30 [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 4:49am

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It's just so easy to forget that teams change ends at half time.

VivaLaDam [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 4:51am

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dont feel too bad for him hes got 5kg of cocaine waiting for him after the game icon_stoned.gif

Slamreef [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 4:53am

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He will get a nice big hug from his teammates after the game.

Jaro [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 5:02am

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This was a magyar cup match between Dvsc and Fehervar. The name of the lucky goalscorer is Jan Durica (Slovakia - he is my countryman). Fehervar was eliminated from the competition thx this guy.
I guess he is walking like John Wayne after this game shower with his team-mates.

Pumekuhp [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 5:08am

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I'm surprised dude wasn't soccer punched.
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STFU, I'm leaving already. icon_cheesygrin.gif

Laughing Gravy [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 5:18am

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If he played for Colombia the grave would be ready and waiting at the final whistle.

en jaywest [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 9:42am

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Laughing Gravy [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 10:07am

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Jeez!! Thanks for the links En Jay. Escobar was the only one I knew about. icon_beer.gif

itizme [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 9:17pm

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I get the impression some folks take this game verrry serious ILL just keep kicking my grandkids skateboards out of my way icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

PITOLOCO172 [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 10:05am

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they should just bury his dumbass in the field

SHREK58 [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 5:28am

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Why would he kick it towards his own goal? Was he trying to kick it out of bounds to stop the clock or what? I apologize for my ignorance about the game of soccer but I just don't get it.

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SHREK58 [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 5:50am

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OK so the guy is just a dumbass? Guess there are some in every sport! Thanks Red! icon_beer.gif

en jaywest [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 5:35am

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wow. and i just went off on how much of a douche the guy in the last clip was.

scotty2hotty! [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 6:10am

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If I was the captain of the other team I would have my guys go over & shake his hand-pat him on the back! icon_cheesygrin.gif
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But I smell a blanket patry coming! icon_eek.gif

flatd995 [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 6:15am

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I would go home and shoot myself after that. BUT, on another note, I think it's champagne and wish instead of with. Anyway, I know what you meant. icon_beer.gif

fakelol66 [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 6:20am

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I with I had some Champaign.

dirty bertie from number 30 [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 6:38am

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What vintij do you prefer?
I like Shatto Margo.

kpearson [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 6:43am

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i don't like soccer much unless i'm watching my step son play he is 10 now thats fun them kids make me laugh icon_beer.gif

voluntary_amputation [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 6:54am

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Poor guy, thats just shitty luck. icon_sad.gif

grrtiger [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 6:55am

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yaeh i lkie sahtto mrgao it teatse ncie

dirty bertie from number 30 [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 7:32am

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Ure jus been sillie now stopit

8039 [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 7:06am

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Im sure Scott meant "wish" not "with"

sixsixsix [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 7:18am

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I wish all soccer players were dead

Jesse1984 [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 8:28am

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Idiot

d's cojones [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 7:26am

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icon_rolleyes.gif look at the drama queens...drop to thier knees quick , don't they? icon_beer.gif

metoxic [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 7:31am

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icon_lol.gif Can’t just blame him, the goalie was just standing there doing nothing icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_stoned.gif

DramaTim [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 7:41am

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Way to pump yourself up icon_stoned.gif (looking stupid)

Malachai101 [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 7:46am

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Scott has a lisp in his voice today. icon_stoned.gif

Duke of Potsdam [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 8:00am

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You win some and you lose some but here's to winning by default icon_beer.gif

madadam80 [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 8:04am

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DUMBASS!!!!!!!!!!

TigerWapWap [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 8:12am

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2-1 they got blown out

Shepsypooh [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 8:31am

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I with he was dead as well, en fact, i'll with upon a start tonight that he dies, i with my with comes twue.

canillo [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 8:37am

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thats stupid icon_mad.gif

Incarnate [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 9:28am

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Coach said players shouldn't be traded 10 minutes before a game, but the owners just wouldn't listen icon_rolleyes.gif

dokter habbs [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 9:30am

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why is it in the title all the words under 4 letters long are deemed not worthy of having capitals?
xxx

PITOLOCO172 [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 9:45am

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i think the owner for the other team paid him off to do that.he can't be that stupid.he's going to get gang raped in the locker room for that.

BEERMAN [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 9:48am

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Somebody told "Gonzo" - if the other team scores, you kick him in the balls - and-as usual-Gonzo fucked it up !!! icon_cry.gif sorry, thats all i got - icon_eek.gif

Heywood Jablowme [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 10:14am

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Hey Toxic returd lurn to spiell werds

westies07 [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 10:31am

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u ment to say wish there up the top lol icon_smile.gif

Mr. I dont Giva Shit [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 11:08am

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this is shit u see in pee wee leagues its amzing pro's arent much smarter

secret_squirrel [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 11:21am

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I wonder what the fans had waiting for him when he walked to the car? icon_cheesygrin.gif

Stonio [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 11:44am

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what a loser!

iMasturbate [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 11:52am

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i guess we've all had bad days.

balls_deep [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 12:45pm

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at least he can say he had the winning goal icon_beer.gif

TimmerNM [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 1:18pm

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"........With you were here...."lol P.F.
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Graeme Speirs [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 1:27pm

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Careful Red6ixx, its obviously Huns you're speaking to.
If they dont know the truth, they'll just make it up dontyano.

evillizardeye [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 1:28pm

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HOME RUN!!!!!!!!

fanatic-777 [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 1:37pm

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Unbelievable icon_exclaim.gif

Soryon [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 1:41pm

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GOOOOAAAAH ~ SHIT!!!!

sben [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 2:19pm

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I dunno, I thought he said "Achlem a zafed buz zedarma ukb'ba" clearly he meant to say "Achlem a U'zafed buz zedarma ukb'ba" which makes it totally different. Get it? zafed - U'zafed - what a joker!

zykron [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 3:12pm

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Great save before the idiot stepped in though. icon_biggrin.gif

Benis [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 3:23pm

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If I was on that team, I would be withing that he was dead too icon_cheesygrin.gif

jcp517 [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 3:27pm

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Oh no!!! Let's riot and kill, it's the end of the world,WAAAAAAHHHH!

GhettoStar [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 3:36pm

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at least he doesn't play rugby or his ass would be grass

batgirl [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 4:35pm

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Football is for poofs.

Darvocet [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 4:42pm

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Scott, I really with you could lose that lispth

m1ck3y_P [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 5:17pm

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haha was you pissed/stoned when you posted this mate you spelt wish and champagne wrong (double check to make sure i spelt it rite) haha yer dude

K.Padillo [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 5:22pm

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OH WISH HE WAS DEAD

Buckaroo [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 5:29pm

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Crazy Soccer. I take it the guy in the dark uniform wasn't suppose to kick the ball into the net?

DRIVING x AND x CRYING [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 5:56pm

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and that guy is getting pay in euros, pay the guy in dollars for now on, that's his punisment.. icon_beer.gif icon_stoned.gif

Benis [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 8:43pm

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Even worse, pay him in American dollars.

ambetanterik [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 7:52pm

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they where brothers on different teams :D

Earth Nelson [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 9:28pm

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Red6ixx on Apr 2 08 : 7:43am wrote:
i dont even think he knew why he did it - there was no purpose.
Oh, there's a purpose...it's because the game is so fukking boooorrrring! icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif * just jerking your chains all you damn soccer hooligans * icon_beer.gif

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bannaslug [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 9:48pm

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Wish not with. lol

sorrow [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 11:10pm

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That was a beautiful shoot, now go the other direction and repeat. icon_razz.gif

infinyte2 [ban] | Apr 2 08 : 11:28pm

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...if he were playin for Afghanistan, im sure he'd prolly would've been publicly executed...

MrPuppet [ban] | Apr 3 08 : 12:26am

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haha he said goooooooooooaaaaaaaaal every time he shot him. thats funny to me.

pates [ban] | Apr 3 08 : 4:44pm

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I'm sorry scott, but the grammar and spelling in your title and comment is just terrible. That's a first for you.

akis07 [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 6:56am

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And they call them professionals??? icon_rolleyes.gif
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PhuccYuu [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 8:41pm

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Soccer sucks play a mans sport

LaSensacion1 [ban] | Apr 5 08 : 7:46am

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it would have been better if there were to be a figth

fuckbot [ban] | Apr 5 08 : 1:20pm

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Hungarians....typical icon_beer.gif

Sujetron [ban] | Apr 5 08 : 4:39pm

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hahaha, give him a gun so he can shoot himself hahaha icon_stoned.gif icon_beer.gif

Pikachuy [ban] | Apr 7 08 : 8:12am

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I dont think they would beat up their own teammate..right right???

alcador [ban] | Apr 8 08 : 7:24pm

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im pretty sure he ewas taken to the sidelines to be beheaded

reabymike [ban] | Apr 10 08 : 11:33am

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MATCH FIXING WAS ALSO GETTING RIGHT OUT OF HAND! icon_sad.gif icon_sad.gif icon_sad.gif icon_sad.gif

MotherFunker [ban] | Feb 15 10 : 7:45pm

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"Soccer Player Makes his Entire Team With he was Dead". What's wrong with this statement?

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