Comments - Why You Should Be Careful Around a Bunch of Cacti

category: Funny | views: 33081 | posted on: 04/04/2008

We put a man on the moon, yet this kind of stuff still happens. It just doesn't make sense.

Bernhard Goetz [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 4:14am

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What a PRICK (bows head and shuffles out the door in shame)

dizdabiz [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 4:16am

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GET IT OUT OF HIS ASS? you can bet by the way that just rolled off his tongue that was'nt the first time he's screamed that!

scotty2hotty! [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 6:05am

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That's the 2nd time today I was beat to the punch!If the early bird gets the worm. all I get is DIRT! icon_rolleyes.gif

NEMISIS [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 6:55am

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no worries, dirts better than having a small prick up your ass! icon_beer.gif

scotty2hotty! [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 7:30am

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I'll take your word for it! icon_eek.gif

IAmNugi [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 4:16am

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and that, ladies and gentleman, is how to make a complete arsehole out of yourself icon_exclaim.gif

capo [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 4:19am

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He has good friends, I would have let him walk home with those things in his back, not forgetting to pat him on the back regularely.

Tommy69456 [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 4:20am

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That was the weakest shit Ive seen since I saw this vid of this fat check making weird sex noises on a hill

deleted user [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 4:28am

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Killerdude [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 4:32am

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Why...what a fucking retard icon_rolleyes.gif icon_rolleyes.gif

K.Padillo [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 12:18pm

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i guess he expected something else to happen like something good but uuuum yeeeeah icon_cheesygrin.gif

nando22 [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 4:33am

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help me up help me up what a retard

Stonio [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 4:42am

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He's such a prick!

Umbrageous [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 4:48am

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Presumably his intention was to show how tough he is. How funny then that it just showcased his lack of intelligence. The fact he gets owned by plants makes me think he's notsobad!

ItsAllGoodInDaHood [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 4:50am

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what a large bunch of pricks and cacti

sben [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 5:04am

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Prick pricked by prickly pricker? icon_sad.gif icon_neutral.gif

talltee19 [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 5:08am

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to really make him full stupid, his freinds should have just walked away and left him there..lol..or they shouldn't have picked them out..

itchy [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 5:11am

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lol ... you see retard boy had second thoughts in mid air .. ya know, my grandma lost her pin cushion ... maybe he can help while she sews him a fuckin straight jacket

12xu [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 5:19am

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His mates should of thrown him in head first--Then kicked him up the arse for being such a silly pencil necked pinhead.!

fakelol66 [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 5:19am

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He still hasn't had as many pricks in his ass as gandalf117

Calang [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 5:24am

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I would not have helped him out, he got himself into that mess in the first place, now he has to stick it out.

TurboGuy [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 5:30am

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"Get it out of my ass"! Somehow, I don't think that's the last time he'll say that.

Azuredrake [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 6:00am

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Why do I feel that the COTD will involve something this kid said about getting it out of his ass? icon_razz.gif

Cynical_Genius [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 6:27am

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I suppose he's not totally useless, you could lay him on the grass, stick a hose pipe up his ass and use him as a garden sprinkler...

kpearson [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 6:33am

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awww i've got cacktie in my brown eye
icon_rolleyes.gif stuuuupid

voluntary_amputation [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 6:33am

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what a pussy, he barely fell on them shits. icon_frown.gif

Cynical_Genius [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 6:40am

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if you took a rope and tied those 'pricks' together, you could make your very own human cactus! Awesome! icon_razz.gif

DRIVING x AND x CRYING [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 6:40am

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i feel sorry for the guy that pulls out thorns from his ass , got to hurt for one and smelly for the other.... icon_beer.gif icon_stoned.gif

maniacgip74 [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 6:50am

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that lil homo should think of another way to pop the zits on his back!

Mr. I dont Giva Shit [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 7:02am

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You never should scream it's in my ass..no matter the intense pain..... MAN LAW icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

GhettoStar [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 7:11am

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if he asked helped from me like that i would have pushed him further in , fuckin asshole

dtneter [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 7:22am

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hmm he looks like the guy i saw getting his arm stapled.

fanatic-777 [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 7:56am

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So what is this guy,
1 An idiot
2 A masochist
3 A madman
4 All above
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dizdabiz [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 10:21am

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fanatic-777 on Apr 4 08 : 9:56am wrote:
So what is this guy,
1 An idiot
2 A masochist
3 A madman
4 All above
you forgot number 5, a FAG! cos like NEMISIS said he loves MULTIPLE PRICKS UP HIS ARSE! icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

fanatic-777 [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 11:44am

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dizdabiz on Apr 4 08 : 12:21pm wrote:
fanatic-777 on Apr 4 08 : 9:56am wrote:
So what is this guy,
1 An idiot
2 A masochist
3 A madman
4 All above
you forgot number 5, a FAG! cos like NEMISIS said he loves MULTIPLE PRICKS UP HIS ARSE!
That was hilarious dude icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif
And you're right, I should have noticed when he started squealing.
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BEERMAN [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 7:58am

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There is no cure for "stupid".(Ron White)
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Yellaa_Fella [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 8:06am

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Why were they carrying Tweezers? In case they wanted to masturbate afterwards? icon_stoned.gif

Bigl_925 [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 8:08am

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wow..how fuckin ridiculous...there had to be $$$ behind that....

Ellzee [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 8:19am

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Wtf was he doing? A backflip into the cacti? icon_rolleyes.gif Give that kid a skateboard now. icon_cheesygrin.gif

Boon [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 8:25am

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stupid little PRICKS icon_lol.gif

lcbgamer [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 8:57am

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pussy

supernaut [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 9:00am

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that was funny .He should keep trying til he gets it right.and don't forget to video it.

Komodo [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 9:26am

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Smooth like diarrhea. Congratulations dumbass icon_smile.gif

ramrod452 [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 11:02am

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thats is exactly why my last girlfriend said. "AHHhh! It's in my ass!!"

canillo [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 11:10am

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to much drugs that day dude suker

iMasturbate [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 12:00pm

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so there really isn't anything better to do in that town?

Calang [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 12:19pm

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At least he wasn't acting stuck up.

fuckbot [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 12:39pm

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Should've done it with the face down.

Jester87 [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 1:13pm

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Maybe this is just me. But idiot doing something stupid intending to get hurt (like this)= not funny just sad. Idiot trying to do something awesome failing miserably and getting hurt = very funny.
The only time this doesnt apply is when your drunk and you convince an even drunker friend to do something stupid then, funny as hell. bottoms up icon_beer.gif

secret_squirrel [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 6:30pm

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icon_lol.gif icon_beer.gif I've convinced my share of drunk friends into stupid things to.

sixsixsix [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 1:17pm

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Prick meet prick....

hereimis [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 2:09pm

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Ok, and just why did he do this? Are they just now in the stage of learning what concequences are for their actions?
...Ah well, Cactus'es are cool! icon_beer.gif

nukemm3333 [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 3:18pm

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It's Cacti dude....sheesh.....lol

hereimis [ban] | Apr 5 08 : 7:04am

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I know, but "cacti" sounds stupid.
I like "Cactuses" better. ...You add an "es" to most everything else to make it plural, why change it on select things?

spacemonkey1233 [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 2:23pm

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they shouldn't have helped him out

Agent Orange [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 3:50pm

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i agree.i like how he gets mad when they dont come to his aid quick enough. fuckin pussy

thumpic [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 2:34pm

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what a MORON!!!!

EL DIRTE [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 3:13pm

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They should of started pissing on him.

drunkfaque [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 4:08pm

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And he now wishes the internet was never invented icon_lol.gif

slash [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 4:13pm

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what a PRICK icon_beer.gif

themanlyman [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 6:07pm

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non no no he has pricks in him icon_wink.gif

indyman911 [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 4:16pm

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Jackass wannabes icon_rolleyes.gif

slash [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 4:39pm

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directed by SPIKE lee icon_beer.gif

Calang [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 5:27pm

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and produced by Jim SHARPton, and Eric PIERCE. With music soundtracks from Mick JAGGED, STABBING Westward, and STING.

slash [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 8:26pm

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Calang on Apr 4 08 : 7:27pm wrote:
and produced by Jim SHARPton, and Eric PIERCE. With music soundtracks from Mick JAGGED, STABBING Westward, and STING.
bless ya man=the rev al SHARPton

Calang [ban] | Apr 5 08 : 1:04am

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Blessings icon_beer.gif

dizdabiz [ban] | Apr 5 08 : 2:01am

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slash on Apr 4 08 : 10:26pm wrote:
Calang on Apr 4 08 : 7:27pm wrote:
and produced by Jim SHARPton, and Eric PIERCE. With music soundtracks from Mick JAGGED, STABBING Westward, and STING.
bless ya man=the rev al SHARPton
that was good dudes! icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

hgratacos_1 [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 5:00pm

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if i give this guy 5 buck you think he'll fall mouth open in to a cock icon_question.gif that's right a big fat black cock icon_exclaim.gif

Cougarbait [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 5:38pm

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this is the kind of video where you wanted to see him jump face first...indyman911 is right....just some dumb "jackass wannabes"

indyman911 [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 6:40pm

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Thank you Cougarbait. This site definitely needs more cowbell icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

supersix15 [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 6:58pm

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obviously the boys have not discovered jacking off , then they could stand and have a circle jerk, cas they sure as hell have nothing else to do icon_lol.gif

BigZ123456789 [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 7:03pm

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why would u ever do that in your life lmao

chaggz04 [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 7:29pm

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AAAAHHH HELP ME OUT FUCKERS!!! what a baby haha

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welter [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 8:36pm

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bravo stupid

popeye619 [ban] | Apr 4 08 : 10:26pm

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Undeningly, ridiculous