Meet Dick Masterson the Most Chauvinistic Man Alive

He makes perfect sense to me.
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BTW do you know why god made womens feet smaller?
So they can stand closer to the sink.

When babies are born, the doctor smacks them on the ass to knock the dinkies off the bumb ones
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"Thx GG"

It looks like Liacon is really pushing his luck today

Looks like Aphrodite can't tell the difference between a computer and a sink

Hate to pry, but it would appear that the blue reaper is sleeping on the couch tonight.

Liacon, you should really consider taking the computer out of your kitchen.

of couse none of those cows in the audience wants to line up its not like a all you can eat buffet more like who wants to date a man who looks like a uncircumcised dick and that joke had me rollin
laicon thumbs up and heres one for you:
Why is it called PMS? -- Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken

why did god give women legs?
have you seen the mess a sluge makes

i agree although i actually hated the guy at the beginning for being kinda lame but he really pulled it out at the end that completely changed my mind about the guy, i loved it..........

i think this guy found out his wife was a hooker on jerry spinger

Brb. I'm gonna travel a bit and kill that guy myself.

Need any help?

MY HERO! i love the bitches tho.

Damn! If I'd known that the guy from the village people was such a cunt, I wouldn't have bought any of their albums...

Hey, macho man, is it fun to stay at the YMCA in the Navy? Just askin'.

Never crossed the doorstep... He does look like a stereotypical queer though doesn't he? All this anger at women is obviously his own inner battle with his sexuality manifesting itself. Bless him.

Side note; I hate you all. T_T

And yet we all love you!
How do guys like this survive

AGAIN... MY AVI SAYS IT ALL

Well if women were meant to be smart they would come with a brain.....
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JUST KIDDING..

yeah, and if women knew half as much as they think they know they would be fucking dangerous...

lol, atleast they have the power to give brains..

HELL YES!

You know whats really sad...I watched this episode of Dr. Phil. What was funnier was the black lady that hates black people.
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.Is it just me or is Dr. Phil becoming more like The Springer Show?

mr masterson i salute you

Sounds like a guy who never got laid and just made up a million excuses why it wasn't his fault.

Even if he is an asshat as long as he has money a harley or a nice car he's gonna get laid. And if girls think I'm being an ass, can you honestly say you dont know any girls that go after that stuff? Those are the ho's that make the rest look bad.

Yeah! Someone finally got it! :))

was this the point when FREDDIE MERCURY decided he was GAY?

Now I understand why all week it was "hey you", but on paydays it was "honey" this and "baby" that. I feel like such a sucker. What was that website again?

this idiot has not reflect of the future of the earth .....
if he would fuck with boys its is problem but he should known that with his couple of two dicks , he is completly useless....
i want to add that its easy to critic womens but when they make us some blowjob we all close out mouth !!!!

Dick is the world's
biggest asshole.

The other day the old lady asked if she could drive the truck now and then. Of course, I had to tell her no. They didn't put a steering wheel in her side of the car.

george michael never changes

So lemme get this straight: He thinks that women are lesser people because we don't build houses, we get half the stuff when we split up with out partners, guys buy us cars and jewellery and men will willingly pay us to have sex with them (more fool them!)? Umm, I'm sat here, eating my toast, drinking my tea, while my man is at work. In a little while i'm going to go out for lunch with my girlfriends. I might even buy a nice dress.
So, just to clarify, I think us gals might not be as stupid as he thinks.

Thankfully he is a minority when it comes to men thinking women should be barefoot and pregnant but i hope their extinct some day along with the racists.

You better be a chick SS or so help me

Sorry. I'll think with my other brain tomorrow.

Is that NTer awwhellnogadammit without the crack pipe

Stop being a DICK Dick

women fear the almighty penis!

And this guy craves it

ClarityRains, seriously did you just say that??? By defining the optimum lifestyle as one of laziness, materialism and slothful expensive mid day margarita restaurant hopping you have singlehandedly set your gender back one year and proved this silly guys point all in one fell swoop. Congratulations and enjoy your irrelevant existence.

Awww i'm sorry, is the feminist in you feeling the need to stand up for woman kind????? I do work. I work 8 hours a week, and get paid 3 times what my boyfriend does. I was just trying to make a point in saying that the dude in the vid thinks women are subservient because some women may take advantage of a situation. I'm sure, that if things were the other way around, women would not support men (who were ablebodied etc), buy them cars. And as for the alamony comment the bloke made. Isn't it MEN who passed the laws making it possible for partners to get half of whatever assets are obtained in a marriage?

Also, everyone is materialistic. Including you. It's the world we live in. Do you walk around in thread bare clothes? Do you live in an eco house, or do you have a house with a tv and cable and a computer with internet? Just because I say i might buy a dress doesn't mean that's ALL I do. I live everyday trying to better myself through understanding of anything and everything. I read 10 books a week ranging from "50 Physics Ideas You Really Need to Know" to "how buttons are made".
I found your comments pretty judgmental. You read 5 sentences and presumed to understand my whole life. I work nights. I don't get to have the hedonistic party lifestyles of some people, so I choose to do it in the day. I don't go out and get shitfaced, I don't do drugs, I'm a nice person. I've saved 2 lives while just walking around fulfilling my "optimum lifestyle as one of laziness, materialism and slothful expensive mid day margarita restaurant hopping". Every minute I live, I am thankful to be alive. I have a wonderful partner who doesn't treat me badly in anyway. I have loving parents. I own a house. I want to travel with world. I want to have children and show them the world. I want to be old with grandchildren that are happy.
Like I said earlier. You read 5 sentences that I wrote and presumed to know me. Well, you don't know me at all. Not at all.
Oh and instead of giving all the blokes here making kitchen jokes a hard time. You chose me. Good one.
K, i'm finished now

I gotta ask, if you work eight hours a week why cant you live the hedonistic lifestyle?

haha good point, but those 2 housr 4 times a week I need to havbe my faculties about me, and I need to be fit and well. So going out and getting trashed doesn't really fit lol

You fucking rock, Cr!
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Some of these guys just