Comments - Guy Fakes a Seizure in Public for a Hundred Bucks

category: Funny | views: 37449 | posted on: 04/10/2008

Apparently shaking your keys in front of a seizing person's face is how you get them to snap out of it.

defiantwisdom [ban] | Apr 10 08 : 4:07am

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The white guy in a trucker hat ... Classic.

talltee19 [ban] | Apr 10 08 : 4:14am

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lol, that is fucked up but funny.. icon_lol.gif
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did he get the money?

omgwtf [ban] | Apr 10 08 : 4:14am

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That was seriously the f*cking worst acting ever.

pucylikker [ban] | Apr 10 08 : 9:21am

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oh my god like money talks .com yahh

DuckMySick [ban] | Apr 10 08 : 11:40am

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money talks and bullshit rolls around on the floor faking the lamest siezure ever....did i just say lame icon_rolleyes.gif

K.Padillo [ban] | Apr 10 08 : 2:36pm

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wow money talks.com theres competition for nothingtoxic im actually tempted

capo [ban] | Apr 10 08 : 4:16am

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This sucked. I want to punch that dude so hard that he will be getting real seizures...

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madmike [ban] | Apr 10 08 : 3:43pm

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I agree as I do too but it was nice too see a few people step up to the plate and at least get close to check him out,but what was with the key thing??

Krazy [ban] | Apr 10 08 : 4:17am

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think he SEIZED the oppertunity for 5 mins of fame icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

Tommy69456 [ban] | Apr 10 08 : 4:19am

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it was funny but his seizure was terrible it almost looked more like an orgasm, without the moaning

dizdabiz [ban] | Apr 10 08 : 4:22am

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So the paramedics come and deal with that retard while someones baby on the other side of the mall dies there was'nt no available units in the area?? not a good swap if you ask me! icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif

Cynical_Genius [ban] | Apr 10 08 : 4:23am

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First of all, somebody strangle that fucking presenter... And secondly, what a fucking ridiculous stunt to pull. People were actually calling 911. So, while the ambulance crew waste their time attending to this prank, someone else is having a genuine medical emergency and is kept waiting at risk of death cos these dicks just took the last free ambulance.

I hope the creators of the show got arrested for wasting the time of the emergency services.

BTW did anyone strangle the presenter yet?

liacon [ban] | Apr 10 08 : 4:29am

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I'm with you, Diz, and Sixx. Emergency services have better things to do. That being said, I would have done it for 200 dollars icon_wink.gif

dizdabiz [ban] | Apr 10 08 : 4:45am

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liacon on Apr 10 08 : 6:29am wrote:
I'm with you, Diz, and Sixx. Emergency services have better things to do. That being said, I would have done it for 200 dollars
the shamefull truth is....................... i woulda done it for a beer....boo hoo icon_cry.gif icon_cry.gif icon_cry.gif icon_cry.gif icon_cry.gif icon_cry.gif icon_cry.gif icon_cry.gif icon_cry.gif icon_cry.gif icon_cry.gif icon_cry.gif icon_cry.gif sniff sniff

liacon [ban] | Apr 10 08 : 4:48am

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icon_lol.gif Holy shit you're cheap icon_lol.gif icon_beer.gif icon_stoned.gif

dizdabiz [ban] | Apr 10 08 : 6:17am

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liacon on Apr 10 08 : 6:48am wrote:
Holy shit you're cheap
CHEAP? TRUST ME YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW WHAT I DO FOR A CIGARETTE.... icon_redface.gif icon_redface.gif icon_redface.gif icon_redface.gif icon_redface.gif icon_redface.gif icon_redface.gif icon_redface.gif icon_redface.gif icon_redface.gif icon_redface.gif icon_redface.gif

Cynical_Genius [ban] | Apr 10 08 : 1:49pm

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We don't wanna know about your bumming fags antics! icon_cheesygrin.gif

itizme [ban] | Apr 10 08 : 3:21pm

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Dammit I got to get used to yall callang a cigarette a fag , IM LEARNING il be ok HERE IS A GOOD FAG icon_stoned.gif icon_stoned.gif icon_stoned.gif

dizdabiz [ban] | Apr 10 08 : 4:57pm

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Cynical_Genius on Apr 10 08 : 3:49pm wrote:
We don't wanna know about your bumming fags antics!
ILL JUST KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT THEN! HAHAHA!
itizme on Apr 10 08 : 5:21pm wrote:
Dammit I got to get used to yall callang a cigarette a fag , IM LEARNING il be ok HERE IS A GOOD FAG
ITIZME! DONT WORR,WE'LL ALL LEARN IN THE END! HAHAHA! icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

nando22 [ban] | Apr 10 08 : 4:26am

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how old are these guys 14

TheGunner893 [ban] | Apr 10 08 : 4:30am

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stupid wolf crier... icon_frown.gif

SHREK58 [ban] | Apr 10 08 : 4:31am

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Too bad someone didn't jump on him and shove something in his mouth to keep him from "swallowing his tongue"-
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(Of course I know that swallowing your own tongue is not a possibility and that in the event of an actual seizure you can only hive the person seizing space and keep them from harm) icon_beer.gif

fuckyouall [ban] | Apr 10 08 : 4:35am

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Calang [ban] | Apr 10 08 : 4:42am

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The way he was moving seemed to turn her on so she was giving him the keys to her place.

en jaywest [ban] | Apr 10 08 : 4:47am

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seizures arent funny. and these guys are dicks for doing this.

fakelol66 [ban] | Apr 10 08 : 5:06am

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The kid should run up to someone else and say, 'I'll give you 50$ to stomp the fuck out of this guy who is faking a seizure'. icon_twisted.gif

Calang [ban] | Apr 10 08 : 10:27am

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I'll do it for $40. icon_beer.gif

esp.357 [ban] | Apr 10 08 : 5:07am

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you know whats about this no one stole his wallet

voluntary_amputation [ban] | Apr 10 08 : 5:13am

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This seems staged. I can't believe they just went up to this dude and he was down with it. The host guy was fucking annoying too.

Buster Hymen [ban] | Apr 10 08 : 5:14am

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Yeah, what a shithead! Hope he enjoys that hundred bucks. Dude just ain't right in the head. Off to work have fun and to fuckyouall, get a fuck'in life allready.
Sure I'll see you in my shoutbox.

Rudenoodle [ban] | Apr 10 08 : 5:17am

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I think a better stunt would be to stick a curling iron up the hosts ass.

Laughing Gravy [ban] | Apr 10 08 : 5:22am

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Stupid stunt. The host pays his boyfriend 100 bucks to fake an orgasm. icon_frown.gif

Nina [ban] | Apr 10 08 : 5:39am

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If that was a girl there would be like 30 dudes and 2 chicks in line to 'help'... icon_razz.gif icon_razz.gif icon_razz.gif

guyindyersburg [ban] | Apr 10 08 : 6:00am

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they gave him $100 then stole the bags of stuff he just bought worth $200

themadcowdisease [ban] | Apr 10 08 : 6:02am

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lmmfao!!!! that guy is my fucking hero!!!!! i just dont understand why the cop didnt think it was funny, fuckin rent a pig!!!!! icon_beer.gif

DramaTim [ban] | Apr 10 08 : 6:12am

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Done too many times. That was the most unfunny one I've seen

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DRIVING x AND x CRYING [ban] | Apr 10 08 : 6:22am

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the woman was trying to help the guy just with the touch of her keys, it worked , is a miracle... icon_beer.gif icon_stoned.gif

Sprawler [ban] | Apr 10 08 : 6:24am

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Did he even get the money? icon_neutral.gif
I didnt see a money-transfer, did anyone else see one?

donte54 [ban] | Apr 10 08 : 6:31am

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Sprawler on Apr 10 08 : 8:24am wrote:
Did he even get the money?
I didnt see a money-transfer, did anyone else see one?
<---- i was just thinking the same thing

ramrod452 [ban] | Apr 10 08 : 6:32am

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I REALLY don't like that kid with the cargo jacket. I kinda wish he the guy would have just punched him in the face and stole the camera.

scotty2hotty! [ban] | Apr 10 08 : 6:40am

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Put that on thisisbullshit.com! icon_rolleyes.gif

DramaTim [ban] | Apr 10 08 : 6:47am

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Them Flavor Flav acting lessons never will pay off

rimmelfarb [ban] | Apr 10 08 : 7:06am

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some people really need to have an Admiral Ackbar with them cause they don't have a clue....it's a trap icon_exclaim.gif icon_beer.gif

BEERMAN [ban] | Apr 10 08 : 7:08am

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It's kinda hard to believe any legit tv station would allow this stupid bullshit to be put on the air. icon_frown.gif
On another note, ita amazes me how NOBODY trys to administer first aid any more - back in "the day" if somebody fell down, passed out, got injured - EVERYBODY jumped in and tried to revive, stop the bleeding, etc. etc - now everybodys scared to death of AIDS and other deseases, BUT - they ALL gotta call on their "Cellies" - "Got a man down" yadda yadda
Guess it's jess a "sign of the times" icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

TurboGuy [ban] | Apr 10 08 : 7:10am

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The concept of this show is already unfunny. It plays to the lowest common denominator... Danny Bonaduce is a circus compared to these fools.

Ellzee [ban] | Apr 10 08 : 7:30am

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Bunch of dicks icon_frown.gif Not only do Paramedics get dispatched but also Fire Fighters.So while tying up a line at 911 and the services of EMS workers you made a complete ass of yourself.I hope they fine the shit out of his ass and he can put the hundred dollars to good use icon_frown.gif

nightowl12 [ban] | Apr 10 08 : 8:08am

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"dis your main man at moneytalks.com"...
Hey bro your collar isn't high enough yet, pull it up a bit more

PITOLOCO172 [ban] | Apr 10 08 : 8:40am

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Q:what do you do when you find a person in the bath tub having a seizure?

A:throw in your dirty laundry.
Q: What do you call an epileptic holding a glass of milk?
A: A milkshake.
Q: What do you call an epileptic in your garden?
A: A seizure salad.

youcangofuckyourself [ban] | Apr 10 08 : 8:54am

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HAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
THAT WAS FUNNY AS HELL

panzerwagon [ban] | Apr 10 08 : 9:12am

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i think we would all like to see the cocky MC get shot in the throat with a 44 mag for $100 on moneytalks.com

cucarachito [ban] | Apr 10 08 : 9:17am

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AT 2:47 mark i saw gil69! i saw him!
...i think he was looking for his squirrel!
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...also, this sure seems like a good way to meet girls. three attractive girls came to his aid.
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...anyone have any alkazelzers i can borrow icon_neutral.gif

accord43 [ban] | Apr 10 08 : 9:51am

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worst Seizure ever! icon_rolleyes.gif

neebuz [ban] | Apr 10 08 : 11:46am

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no sound today

northern star [ban] | Apr 10 08 : 12:18pm

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Seizure? I was still waiting for him to do it right till the end of the video. Easy way of making money though just lay there in the street kick your legs a couple of times. LOL icon_beer.gif

jackrussel01 [ban] | Apr 10 08 : 1:21pm

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k.padillo has found a new way to make a liveing other than sucking cock icon_lol.gif

K.Padillo [ban] | Apr 10 08 : 2:42pm

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jackrussel01 on Apr 10 08 : 3:21pm wrote:
k.padillo has found a new way to make a liveing other than sucking cock
HEY EEF YOU icon_cheesygrin.gif

Jester87 [ban] | Apr 10 08 : 2:52pm

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lol I love the rent a cop. "Bravo 17 to dispatch, can you call 911..... I think he seizurin'". But for 7.50 an hour what can you expect.

iMasturbate [ban] | Apr 10 08 : 3:00pm

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lol, did they even pay him?

Malachai101 [ban] | Apr 10 08 : 3:19pm

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She was offering him a ride to the Hospital BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OO icon_beer.gif

DRIVING x AND x CRYING [ban] | Apr 10 08 : 4:04pm

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i'll take EUROS thank you.. icon_beer.gif icon_stoned.gif

indyman911 [ban] | Apr 10 08 : 4:45pm

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There was a much funnier one floating around a while back where the guy gets $900 for eating a hotdog out of a midget's ass and then flossing his teeth with the midget's pubes. THAT was quality entertainment!!! icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

Killerdude [ban] | Apr 10 08 : 4:51pm

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HOLLYWOOD...enough said.... icon_rolleyes.gif

NEMISIS [ban] | Apr 10 08 : 4:56pm

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not funny to tie up real emergency response personnel with this kind of shit icon_frown.gif

d's cojones [ban] | Apr 10 08 : 6:41pm

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icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_eek.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEH EHE..........the best part was the chick with the keys....WTF???? icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif

jcp517 [ban] | Apr 10 08 : 6:57pm

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Let's go honey, just a man dying. Just a man dying.

Benis [ban] | Apr 10 08 : 7:17pm

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That white nigger is pretty annoying. Thinks he's funny.

indyman911 [ban] | Apr 10 08 : 7:34pm

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Are you referring to me as "nigger", sir. Truth to tell, my grandmother is half dutch! icon_rolleyes.gif

Benis [ban] | Apr 10 08 : 7:43pm

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No, I was referring to the half chap in the video. You may be one too, but I don't know. Unless...that was you in the video icon_stoned.gif

indyman911 [ban] | Apr 10 08 : 7:51pm

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Ah no offense, then. I know I come on here in the evening and spout some goofy shit (most of the best lines are taken). I apologize for the misunderstanding icon_beer.gif

essmeluke [ban] | Apr 10 08 : 9:18pm

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Funny, wonder if he got charges?

DRIVING x AND x CRYING [ban] | Apr 10 08 : 9:33pm

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Killerdude on Apr 10 08 : 6:51pm wrote:
HOLLYWOOD...enough said....
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Daven [ban] | Apr 10 08 : 10:35pm

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I hate that annoying bitch....
aah... and he`s voice too icon_stoned.gif

jasez0r [ban] | Apr 10 08 : 10:43pm

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That must be one shit website if that's meant to be funny. They should've beaten a hooker up instead.
Or being in Hollywood, possibly Nicholas Cage
And his hooker.

krunt [ban] | Apr 10 08 : 11:04pm

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How pathetic is that...

Earth Nelson [ban] | Apr 10 08 : 11:22pm

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What was that hottie shaking on his had?

Soryon [ban] | Apr 11 08 : 12:26am

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i woulda dont it for a free beer.

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LineKILLX [ban] | Apr 11 08 : 9:56am

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I'd unzip my pants and jizz on a girls face for $100
No problems at all, No questions asked

doctorbu [ban] | Apr 11 08 : 2:15pm

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Set up..........

VivaLaDam [ban] | Apr 12 08 : 12:20am

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love the avatar

ironman052992 [ban] | Apr 12 08 : 10:57pm

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doctorbu on Apr 11 08 : 4:15pm wrote:
Set up..........
no shit

KARABAS-BARABAS [ban] | Apr 13 08 : 4:55am

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shitty seizure.. I can do better.. at least shake a bit more with fuckted up whale noises..

babydrinka718 [ban] | Apr 13 08 : 1:12pm

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that reporter (jacks) is so fucking sexy!! I would blow him in public for $40.00

Hemroid [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 7:07pm

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I bet you your white and you love the black cock LOLOL

alltoxic [ban] | Apr 14 08 : 5:49pm

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Its amazing what is passed on as entertainment these days.Blame it on the internet sites like Nothingtoxic. That seizure was so lame.

reabymike [ban] | Apr 15 08 : 8:05am

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i think someone money got someone in alot of shit icon_rolleyes.gif

alcador [ban] | Apr 20 08 : 5:30pm

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lol wtf, it wouldve been hilarious if he had grabbed her keys and ran

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mrsanchez3000 [ban] | May 5 08 : 5:58pm

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Wtf was he doing with his hands? Spirit fingers occur when having a seizure?

Motley_man [ban] | Jun 25 08 : 8:04am

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my and my cousin did this all the time when we were like 10 then we matured and we dont think its funny anymore aparently everybody isn't like that.

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MachuPichu [ban] | May 23 09 : 11:13pm

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Cool! icon_wink.gif

drccoco [ban] | Sep 16 09 : 8:40am

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oooooo k

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- :@ - :lol - :idea - :frown
- :exclaim - :evil - :eek - :cry
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