As horrible as that seizure looked, it would have been a perfect time to pull your hog out and be video taped rubbing it all over his face

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She never thought he'd be normal again he was never normal...

lol his head was going up and down like one of them nodding dogs you in the back windows of peoples cars

I call this trick 'The Stephen Hawking'

and now another public service announcement from wearaf*&#inghelment.com

SKATE OR DIE as they say

Or, ideally, Skate AND die.

"I though I would never see him as a normal person again" - Well, he wasn't a normal person before, he was a fucking skater punk! And this vid was funny to watch

Another skater meets his almost inevitable fate. They sure learn the hard way.

His brain was just thanking him with a seizure.

helmets are for nerds end of story

enough meat came out of that guys head to feed a village

I love it when she says: 'Don't look at it.'
Sharp girl

This is why with have games like tony hawks. So you don't end up dying trying a new trick.

what a moron

Lesson of the day: When you
land on your helmetless head,
you turn into an instant retard.

he failed to wear a helmet, and because of that head injury, he ironically has to wear a helmet 24-7.

funny how during his interview that ther's a helmet right behind him..... nice place to keep it!

..that wasn't a seizure-- it was the Pee-Wee Herman-do duh dododo dododo.....do dododo de duh doodoo.....

^ hmm, big Pee-Wee Herman fan, eh...

He is missing the safety pen and rag that go on his shirt.

I almost went into seizures when I found out this moron had a GIRLFRIEND!?!

She's a cheap date, too.
"So - wanna come watch me skate?"
Wish I'd known girls like that in my teens.
I'd have saved a fortune on Wimpy burgers.

Now THAT is a big bowl of funny... I was thinking the same thing. That is one ugly bastard.

from the minute i saw the guys face, i knew it was gonna be bad..(and from reading what scott said)

FUCKIN PUSSY

I would've shit myself if I was there.
Maybe he did...

Fucking pussy stop crying and help youre boyfriend

Did he always talk like homestar runner? Or was that just after the accident?

So THAT'S how you become a gangsta rapper. I always wondered why all black rappers cross their arms like that while shaking their head.

That was no seizure...That was his normal retard face...!

You know he's going to try this again With all the memory loss will he remember the helmut? His next attempt will probably put him in a wheelchair

He should be wearing a helmet around a screamy girlfriend like his.

That's nothing. I fall on my head at least 4 times a year, and average 20 staples every 365 days. All alcohol induced. This guy is a poofter.

With his mad skating skillz, it's a mystery to me why he doesn't have a hotter girlfriend.

really bad fall but at least he's alright

Its your bodies way of telling you:-
I'm retarded forever more,I should never have started skating,I can't skate worth a shit,and there's much better thing's to do with my girlfriend, than show her some lame arse tricks on skate's.Dumb twat!

isnt it best to leave a person alone out of reach if a person is having a seizure til it subsides...because they are dangerously strong in that state.
also, wasnt his girlfriend once a member of hanson?

What are you gonna do today Napoleon?
Whatever I feel like doing GOSH!

Skaters are fags.........

& the first prize for the annual break dance award gose to....................... .

He could play soccer in that condition and nod some footballs

I just peed my pants since I realized she said "I thought I would never see him as a normal person again."

A skateboarder would have walked it off. And you are not "skating" you are "blading" which is lame.

after all the shit i see here, i wear a helmet even when im playing chess!

plus one for u
shit I laughed my ass off when he started shaking
finally some camera man who keeps filming

I think I'll invent something NEW !! maybe, like a hard shell thingy, with some padding inside and.....uuhhhhh... you would like put it over yer head when ya do stoopid shit where ya might bang yer head??? ya knoww????? and....and.........the, if ya banged yer head it might not hurt as much ???
............HUH?????????? .....THEY HAVE???
DAMN - MAYBE SOMEBODY SHOULD TELL THIS DILLHOLE ABOUT IT!!

oooh get on with it i just wanna see ya fall ,dont wanna know about ya sex life

homeboy has got rythm...

I think that hurt him
*preparing the gasoline and lighter for my rollerblades*

All skaters and frootbooter fags must be disposed of...I plan on reopening Auschwitz and these mother fuckers are first in line. I wish someone would have planted a knife facing the sky where his head landed, before he landed. I love how the dumbass skater corrected himself with the number you dial from going from 911 to 91.....yeah, that'll work, there's no ringing!!!!

Sounds to me like you lack talent in your life, therefore hate on others for even trying.
Do us skaters a favor, get off your ass and go OUT and try to learn a skill/hobby... horse-branding, 4-wheeling, extreme skydiving, extreme uni-cycling... ANYTHING more dangerous than looking at cars/girls online all day.
All i can do is hope your video of pain/humiliation makes it to the front page so i may dissect it.

Nice assumption considering the fact i'm in the computer lab of my college right now study for a test on Mass Transfer that has to do with my career of Chemical and Biochemical Engineering so shut the fuck up shit of society and go break your neck.

i personally dont like fruitbooters... but ur the kind of guy i used to pick on and beat the hell out of in school... personally im in the army so u tell me whos doin something for the world?

Never got picked on in school, but I belong to a job class of Engineers that is backing you up on the field by engineering weapons and equipment that can help your chances against the enemy. My type doesn't engineer weapons, but we're the ones building the plants that refine oil to power our M1 tanks, Apaches, explosives, you name it. Without Science and engineering we would still be throwing spears.

rxnkinetics, you are a serious toolbag. you're studying biochemical engineering, you're not on the frontlines of the war, so don't act like you are. Get a life.

He didn't you fucking retard. He just pointed out the incredible debt we as a society (including the military) owe to our Scientists and Engineers. While military men have been brave and selfless when needed. NOTHING, has improved our way of life more, than the work of our Engineers, and the scientists who discovered the theories their work was/is based on.

i disagree Umbrageous with your reply we can discuss why if you'd like

k, shoot

I will "shoot" for him... Ghandi's non-violent stance vs the H-Bomb. Which theory required multiple biochemical engineers to refine and which does history regret more.... OR...
Hitler's Power vs the tools of war he contracted his biochemical engineers to create? Who really killed millions of Jews? The products of these scientists, or Hitler himself.
When it comes to warfare, leave the scientists out of it. Their time is better spent on LIFE rather than DEATH.
ALL THE LIVES SAVED BY SCIENCE has not yet reached the number of deaths taken by science. Think about that.

Let's keep this reply chain going!! What about the first A-bomb dropped that ended a war using conventional methods?

DA FUCK?!?!?!
How did a skater video turn into warfare filth????
I swear, just post a blank screen and people go nuts with sociopolitical statements these days...

lol

ph how da fuck did i get ovr here

ok well i retract my previous statement.... being in the army i LOVE using the tech we have to kill people tryin to hurt us. so thanks! ... and i used to pick on nerdy "goth" kids that i know for a fact work at walmart now haha... I SEEN EM!

yeah, what the fuck IS up with those goth kids? I didn't even understand them in school, and the generations of today are being overrun with emo fags...

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I don't care for curb squirrels either, but some of them have talent, and I can always respect talent. You're just wannabe who thinks he's going to make an impact on society. In reality, you love NothingToxic far too deeply to get anything done. Don't be scared.

hes not havin a seizure...he's feelin emo power

The reason skaters annoy me is because i was one in high school. It was a big waste of time and got nothing out of it. I was hoping when i got a job one day...Which you need one to survive in a market economy...when the interviewer asked me any special skills i had...I wanted to say i could kickflip...and that would land me the job. Power to the security guards that tell you to get off private property. Go skate in the designated skate parks that the city paid for you ass holes, and out of my pocket as well.

You keep digging yourself deeper. If skateboarding/rollerbladi ng teaches a skater ANYTHING, it was definitely not mentioned or even considered by you. How about the obvious? When a skater fails, it's their duty to GET BACK UP and try again. See the elegance here? From the destruction and humiliation of failure comes life experience and success. While that may be a concept that is beyond you, how about the idea that a skater sees the WORLD differently? A skater has more appreciation for everyday objects you take for granted. A curb or bench becomes a canvas. Even when you STOP skateboarding, as i have, you STILL see the world through these eyes of artistic render. Lets also consider PEOPLE SKILLS. I have been kicked out of so many spots, it simply becomes habitual to be polite and understanding of others' concerns and frustrations. My job is to skate, yours is to stop me - i understand. Have a nice day officer.
To be perfectly honest, i pity you. Perhaps you may have been a skater in high school, but you sadly learned nothing from the many experiences this art has to offer.

So now he's a proffessional window licker, oh well, the worlds always looking for window cleaners

LMAO

Toing !!

nice av

Where did you get that avatar?

If i was there, The moment he went into seizure
I would've busted a nut on his Girls face

Dance white boy, Dance!!

WIGGLE WIGGLE
WIGGLE WOBBLE WOBBLE
ha ha.....he looked stupid

he was fuckin mummified after that shit

i disagree Umbrageous with your reply we can discuss why if you'd like

I don't know about that Scott, she seemed genuinely concerned, like the other time when I had blue balls and my girlfriend was just as concerned.

The only thing better than a nice fucked up video is when you have a fucked up video and then people fighting in the comment section! Life is so great.

He learned that helmets weren't just for school
Now hes just as slow as his girlfriend

They have this new invention, you put it in your head and it protects your brain...none too sure what they're called....

im no skater... but actually.. they do look "cooler" with those skate helmets on... what a nerd......

i fell off the rail, now i hav a fanny on the top of my head..

lol people say the dumbest fucking shit on here like the retards that said he was emo and a punk you can tell he isn't either... helmets are a good idea but i think they are annoying as fuck sometimes unless you can get like a helmet that fits your head perfect. they just came out with this shit called g30 or something and its like some weird flubber stuff but they can put it in a hat and it doesn't look stupid and isnt annoying so im gonna try and get me one of those and what he was doing might not have looked that cool but it is actually hard to do

My god! And what happened to his face!!

yeah,now they care for his health,if they really would have cared for him they should have forced him to wear a helmet....

What little sense he had dripped out.

retarded before and still retarded afterwards, i don't see any difference...that girl was really alot of help..

maybe that will teach him next time to wear a FUCKN HELMIT!!!

you guys that do these long winded same ol same ol debates,are you guys just bored or do you want to impress the world with your smarts.Do you actually think anybody reads all that crap.Man if I need a history lesson i'll go back to school.If you come here often youll see that same shit gets debated about umm.... once a month..so just read back a few weeks and quit yacking about it,,the fucking video is about a dumb skater having a siezure ,,nothing more.Not bio chemical weapons and ghandi and world peace.

Ignorance is bliss huh? You sound like you think you know everything and have nothing more to learn. I wish I was you in that case. I'll argue with someone in the hope they can prove me wrong about something. We live, we learn. But mostly I come here to see people getting hurt

I'm just bored as shit to be honest..

shake it ! baby! shake it!!

It's a good thing he was retarded before the crash>

re-booting the cpu, lol

Ouch.

these kids trying to do shit to get on the internet, well guess what you made it, you smashed your head open like an egg, your fucken yoke spilling out on the side walk, you fuck with the bull you get the horn, you were lucky this time, but im sure it will happen again and your ass will be in a nursing home drooling on yourself while john q public picks up the tab, or we will see you on a short yellow bus with a hockey helmet on licking the candy windows.

they weren't doing it to put it on the internet , there are skaters out there that film themselves all the time just to show there friends ....but not the internet

shes thinking "did he leave me anyhting in a will"

Quick add water detergant and dirty clothes

that moaning sounded just like my wedding night! Sweet memories.

And this is why you should allways wear a fucking helmet.

Typical skater punk. I thought the seizure was his best performance...and he didnt even know it at the time. Typical.

rollerblading is gay

Helmet, elbow pads? And that's not his girlfriend, it's the dumbass' sister.

he looks like hes rapping

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

stop drop and twitch

head injuries are teh LULZ

stay down ...lol...sad, but skaters know what's involved

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when doing crazy shit like that, just remember "a little common sense goes a long way

yea what really happend was he actually hit his head so hard that the brain had to seizure to kinda repair its self..? well thats what i heard on SCARSSSS

he was gettin crunk on the floor

That reminds me... I really need to jump head first down a flight of stairs without a helmet on. Its been a while since Ive lost alot of braincells... which reminds me...I really need to jump head first down a flight of stairs without a helmet on. Its been a while... ::sigh::

All the fucking idiot had to do was wear a fucking helmet.

nice job

she did care