Comments - Butterbean Attempts MMA Fighting and Fails Miserably
category: Fights | views: 123990 | posted on: 04/15/2008
Oh, the 400 pound, balding guy with no technique whatsoever and a head bigger than most 3 year olds lost the fight. Exactly no one is surprised.
Laughing Gravy [ban] | Apr 15 08 : 5:43am
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Pip Pip, here I am!!
I guess the other two didn't get bail ... ![]()
Tommy69456 [ban] | Apr 15 08 : 4:16am
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being fat and thinking you can fight is over weighted...lol i MEAN over rated...
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Butterbean reminds of this chunky baby from Spirited Away~
http://nona-anime.com/spi ritedaway/images/69.jpg
uncanny!
andyward82 [ban] | Apr 15 08 : 4:36am
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How one-dimensional is he? If he can't catch you with one of his hay-makers it's game over for him. I'd fancy my chances with him! There's nothing cool about being fat!
yourhydrobud [ban] | Apr 15 08 : 4:43am
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Unbelievable that anyone let Butterbean fight MMA.
Everyone in the building knew it was over as soon as he fell down.
The black dude should have just rolled him out of the ring right then and there.
I think he needs to switch those shorts to a burger king flag or something.
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Killerdude [ban] | Apr 15 08 : 4:51am
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Same things gonna happen to my accountant if he doesnt get my shit done today 4/15.... ![]()
rimmelfarb [ban] | Apr 15 08 : 7:46am
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exactly and where are all the volunteers who are supposed to drape him with wet towels ![]()
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Watching Mr Bean try to kick reminded me of the Munchkin Lollipop Guild.
http://youtube.com/watch? v=k_CAs3q7G48
en jaywest [ban] | Apr 15 08 : 5:21am
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when butterbean fell, the other guy looked like he was punching a really fat, defenseless baby.
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maybe butterbean and kimbo would be good....
defiantwisdom [ban] | Apr 15 08 : 5:40am
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Butterbean lookin' all light on his feet ... Oh wait, so much for that shit.
Mr Scotland [ban] | Apr 15 08 : 5:44am
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LIKE A BEACHED WHALE WHEN HE GET HIM DOWN ON THE FLOOR !!!! STICK TO EATING COMPATIONS FAT BOY
metalhead5791 [ban] | Apr 15 08 : 6:04am
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WHAT A FAT WORTHLESS PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT.BUTTERBEAN IS A BITCH."WEEBLES WOBBLE,BUT THEY DON'T FALL DOWN" WHAT THE FUCK EVER.DID YOU SEE THAT PATHETIC ATTEMPT AT A KICK AT THE 56 SECOND MARK?HE LOOKED LITERALLY LIKE A BEACHED WHALE WHEN HE WAS ON THE GROUND.I SWEAR TO GOD THE YEAR HE WON THE NATIONAL HEAVYWEIGHT COMPETITION IN THE TOUGHMAN BACK IN THE 90'S IF(IF ANYONE IS FAMILAR WITH THAT)MY COUSIN FOUGHT IN IT THAT YEAR AND BROKE HIS HAND IN THE PRELIMS OTHERWISE HE WOULD HAVE BEAT THAT PACK OF HOTDOGS OFF THE BACK OF HIS NECK.GO BACK TO FIGHTING NOBODY'S LIKE YOURSELF FAT ASS
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Mr_Mortimer [ban] | Apr 15 08 : 6:05am
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Last time i seen something that fat on it's back Jerry Springer was hiring a crane to release the fatso from it's prison (Sorry Home) ![]()
metalhead5791 [ban] | Apr 15 08 : 6:09am
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HE WOULD HAVE BEAT THE HOTDOGS OFF HIS NECK AND MIGHT I ADD FEED THEM TO HIM.I'M SURE HE WOULD'VE GLADLY ACCEPTED
DRIVING x AND x CRYING [ban] | Apr 15 08 : 6:37am
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the red white and blue didn't help this time ....
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crackerwhore [ban] | Apr 15 08 : 6:42am
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he should've been wearing the minnesota flag. america land of the fast food!!!
Rudenoodle [ban] | Apr 15 08 : 7:28am
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Well butterbean would still kick my ass so ill just keep my mouth shut.
bosshonkey [ban] | Apr 15 08 : 7:47am
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Butterbean looks like a giant baby huey. He fell over his own fat stubby kankles. He should just wear diapers and do promotions for used car dealerships. Too funny!
rimmelfarb [ban] | Apr 15 08 : 7:54am
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Weebles wobble but they don't fall down is no longer true because of Butterbean
Doesn't he resemble Oxblood Oxheart from the Popeye movie ![]()
Azuredrake [ban] | Apr 15 08 : 8:56am
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So, you're saying that my overhead hooks, toe-slaps and pummeling the opponents fists with my face AREN"T a part of ANY mma technique?? Damn, I need to see about getting my trainer to lower my monthly dues....
On a side note, Butterbean is the "King Hippo" of the MMA world. Once he goes down, he ain't EVER getting back up!....
indyman911 [ban] | Apr 15 08 : 5:12pm
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I loved the "Punchout" reference. He did last three minutes longer than I would have
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Cynical_Genius [ban] | Apr 15 08 : 8:57am
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I thought 'Butter-Bean' was supposed to be awesome? That was like watching pig wrestling.
yoklfumyurp [ban] | Apr 15 08 : 10:16am
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I didn't know bacon had to be tenderized!
Pathetic, the way he lost his balance...
double stroke [ban] | Apr 15 08 : 11:54am
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"damn gravity......and these tiny little feet"
how can he expect to back pedal 500+ pounds....certainly, he is not the most graceful dancing bear
and btw....thank god for those spandex shorts or we would have been subjected to seeing his kibble and bits when he went down! ![]()
Seismicshooter [ban] | Apr 15 08 : 3:19pm
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its kinda like watching a beached whale try and upright itself.
rednek1947 [ban] | Apr 15 08 : 6:46pm
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the red white and blue didn't help this time ....
Schnookums [ban] | Apr 15 08 : 8:23pm
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when butterbean fell, the other guy looked like he was punching a really fat, defenseless baby.
Schnookums [ban] | Apr 15 08 : 8:31pm
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Here is the exact opposite taking place: Butterbean knocking the $% out of some WWF idiot.
http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=S652hvQaWfY
Now the 'bean knows the difference between MMA and WWF.
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Fear_Of_God_Fearless_Of_Men [ban] | Apr 18 08 : 1:24pm
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he didnt fall down or tripped....he tipped over
GoOn{S>qUaD [ban] | Apr 18 08 : 10:37pm
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LOL Fat , white motherfucker got knocked the fuck out . Not a racist comment im 1/33 redneck ![]()
DiosDeGuerra [ban] | Apr 18 08 : 11:12pm
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did the announcer actually say "what a technical fight!" twice? hilarious.
KARABAS-BARABAS [ban] | Apr 22 08 : 6:49am
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I wiledly guess that .. body shots want work on that dude.. man he needs crane to get back up..
Genki Sudo kicked his ass b4, why does he try with bigger oponents? I don`t kno..
bagaladouche [ban] | Apr 26 08 : 6:18am
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Eerily similar to watching a real live Little Mac and King Hippo match from "Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!" Eerily similar, I say.
Not_this_guy_again [ban] | Apr 27 08 : 2:20pm
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Holy hell, the windmill attack once again in action at 1:39, I don't know why people don't use the windmill attack more often... Oh yeah, that happens to you. Maybe if you weren't 9000 lbs you wouldn't fall like that, or be subject of the funniest video I've seen in a while, Bean can take some punishment though.... That's something I won't dispute, but in a fight the idea isn't to be able to take the most damage... while advantageous in the end, if your offence isn't up to par that's going to happen. Too bad Bean didn't get a chance to punch his face off. MMA's a different kind of sport, you need to have rounded skills and not only a rounded body, a superheavyweight boxer passed his prime isn't likely to be a contender in MMA. That's just reality. However... reality is also that Bean's career was based on exactly what you saw here, he can take a lot of punishment, and if he gets a clean shot off you'll explode. Good try Bean but you're not built for MMA and you're getting older. I don't suspect anyone thought the outcome would be different, apart from the one punch that sent his opponent flying across the ring unconscious. If nothing else it'd get ratings, unless you watch it on the internet for free like everyone else. A good effort but he wasn't likely to win that.
michaelxbored [ban] | Apr 30 08 : 1:26am
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Without guns and bombs..u will c america goes down like that...
the day all the guns and bombs in America simultaneously dissapear and they go down like butterbean will never come, kick rocks idiot.
MachuPichu [ban] | Apr 23 09 : 1:38am
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3 REASONS Y I DON'T WANT 2 B BUTTERBUTT 1- 2 DAMN FAT (wont maneuver well) 2- BUTTERBEAN IS SYNONYMOUS WITH SHIT 3- WON'T STOP THINKING ABOUT STEAKS DURING FIGHT
cuenasty82 [ban] | Jul 13 09 : 3:21pm
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overrated who told him he was good enough to be in mma hahahaha set up ![]()
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liacon [ban] | Apr 15 08 : 4:04am
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Since Sushi, Gravy, and Bertie no longer find it necessary to post, I'm taking the day off..................so there