Luv the thumbnail, looks like she's just about ready to gag on a certain something.

He should have shot the dinosaur...in tha butt!

when i go out to the dinosaur infestered woods i always bring my hand gun with unlimited amo.....the only thing this guy forgot was his health regeneration pack

LoL.

what in the hell was that, it was like Jurassic park and platoon mixed up, only with terrible actors, and dinosaurs

Ive got a lizard enough for all of them too..

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totally fucked up

And you win funniest avatar of the day.
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@ vid - Honestly who are they fooling? I think that falls in the category of 'D-Movie'.

Anyone seen the film "Shoot 'em up" with Clive Owen? That was BAD. It's probably less realistic than this film.

Hell, I wanted to keep seeing it. Any movie that has a snake swallowing some asshole is a good movie. Now about those guns, what capacity are those magazines exactly?

I'll stick to porn were assholes swallow snakes.

I agree

I counted over 90 bullets coming out of those hang guns. They must've been like 2mm bullets! That explains why they didn't do fuck all.

This isn't a movie.
This is clearly a documentary.
And very well done......

HAHAHAHAH

Thats just like women to fall down when they are running.

about as real as a michael moore "documentary"

lol...hahaha....he said " GET TO THE CHOPPA- NOW!!" this movie is missing something.... ..AHHH...two thumbs up!!

If Ray Harryhausen were dead, he'd turn in his grave, climb out of it and run jerkily after a bearded man in a toga.

I would rather stare at d's cojones Avi for the same length of time.

I enjoy a cheesefest on occasion.
...especially when the ladies are
real easy on the eyes.

Can I get one of those guns? The one that has a clip that holds 900 bullets?

Holy shit that looks rather epic! You have everything from magical guns that never run out of ammo to a bimbo chick falling over.

i wont be seeing that movie. because that clip just spoiled it for me.

I bet there is at least one boobie shot in the movie.

Any movies with boobies is a good movie. Unless they're Kathe Bates' boobies.

Tom Cruise has really sunken low to get a role these days

This was made where guns are banned.

This had to have aired on the Sci-Fi channel. Creators of such awesome classics as Ice Spiders, Project Viper and S.S. Doomtrooper!

don't forget Shark Attack 4: Megalodon!

shark attack 3, not 4. COME ON

or my fave, Frankenfish!

da.......thank god he dident run out of bullets cos..........da....... he missed so many times..........da

And that would be the EPIC movie, Komodo vs Cobra. Had he stopped at 30 shots, I'd be fine, since he is shooting semi-autos, and you can get 15 round clips.
Not bad for a first post eh!

You've heard of "Lost" now watch "Lost the Plot."

Which Baldwin brother is that?

If I have to watch a "C" rated movie I'd better see at LEAST a C- cup!

This clip makes Steven Seagal movies Mensa material.

Funny thing is, that 9 mm had unlimited ammo, i need to get me one of them clips

What in the bloody hell was that??
Hell just throw in Cloverfield and a drunk millionaire while you're at it.

damn, we missed the best part Scott, give our money back...and by the way tell me where can i buy those guns, i heard it comes with bullets for life.....

What more can you expect from a man that directs soft porn?
Also, if you want a bad movie, watch 100 Million BC (not 10,000 BC although that's shit aswell). 100 Million BC makes The Hottie and The Nottie look like the fucking Godfather.

i fucking hate modders. he probably has superjump and unlimited shields as well, but poor jimmy got all fucked up by a...a giant COBRA?

I gotta see that movie

the movie is called lost like lost my attention

i would totally see that movie. id have to be drunk tho... and high... and have a concussion..,. and doped up... ya then i could enjoy it.

Where can i download this movie? I bet there'll be a wicked threesome in the last scene between the 3 girls that survived.

title of movie: "Lost in my Wifes' hairy Vagina"..

And the sequel, " Wife's Hairy Vagina gets Shot at Veterinarian".

Man, why don´t you use a pocket-knife instead those two guns? It will be easier to get back the unlucky man from the snake´s body...

DAM IT, It was just gettin to the good part,
The end.

If anyone can tell me where to get one of those endless ammo magazine I would be much obliged. I could really use that kinda endless firepower when I head back into the sand.

Looks like something out of the King Kong game.

Is this a true story?

I want one of those pistols with a 279 round clip-where can I get one?

Nevermind the number of rounds, look at how effortlessley he handles the recoil, ha ha ha

nah seriously anyone got a link to the full movie ?
i dont think i got the jist of it

Did he put the infinite ammo cheat?

that's one of those new unlimited ammo guns

good lord how do such things get made

How many rounds are in that fucker's guns?!?!?!

each clip is supposed to have around aboot...15 rounds lol

Funny thing about this is, if it was on Lifetime my girlfriend would eat it up.
Jiggling boobs and unlimited ammo couldn't help this move though.

get to the chopper? thats fucking predator

"Did a high school janitor win a "Make Your Own Movie" contest or what?"
I don't know...why don't we just post it on NT so all the viewers can waste a minute of their life watching a shitty clip of girls who don't get naked?

since i see that everything is fake around them, i guess this girls have fake boobs too...

Typical teen movie, the acting is shit, as are the special effects and everything else...but the chicks are hot. I'm renting this movie. I bet the chicks get naked at some point.

no comment!

The snake ate the guy because he killed the snake's kid

steve irwin wouldn't need those pistols!!! unless it was a giant stinray of course.

what a waste

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Say what you want about the horrible acting and CGI, but I challenge anyone on here to argue against it's original and breath taking plot.

this is not a B movie,but a damn C,and the most f*cked up thing is,they aired this movie here in holland some time ago,coulden't stand watching it for 1 minute...

Were did he pull out the second gun?

Engrossing, really man,

horriable. JERRY!!!! lol

got enough lead in the lizzard to give him pencil dick

Fuck it one giant lizard = 1 pistol and a casual conversation!
But a giant Snake and Lizard = that just bloody calls for two endless pistol clips!!!

The slides didn't even move back on the guns when they are fired, and I don't care how much of a man you are you're hand won't be that steady when pulling the triggers that fast. My fiancee claims we watched this movie before. I was either really drunk, or there must have been something else going on that had my attention cause this horrid crap would have stained my memory forever.

They ganked at least three sound effects from original DOOM (id) I hear those sounds everywhere nowadays. Quake too.

hahaha i love lame low budget films. he was holding the gun as if he was watering some flowers

so do he have 10,000 round clips wtf!

i actually seen this fucking movie

All he needs now is to put on god mode and he'll be set.

This is something straight out of MST3K.....

Worst, movie, ever..
(Something Stalloneish about it isn't there?)

What is the name of this movie?

Quick, toss one of them a cafeteria chair.

Lessons learned: If you are being chased by a giant fucking cobra snake, stop and turn around so you can watch it plunge down and swallow you whole. And you never have to reload handguns or aim them while shooting at giant lizards, which don't seem to mind getting shot 100 times in the face at all.

That was amazing. The cinematography and performances were superb. The score was excellent.

thats what he gets for trying to be a hardass

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this is worse than lil romeo/kevin federline tryin to rap

great cgi right there.

http://www.imdb.com/title /tt0455583/

THE man have a Subliminal EXTENED CLIP !!!!

Three horny chicks
Will do anything just to be in a movie
Could be a good film
Anyone know the name of the it

^my bad, Ignore the 2nd “the”

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unless the clips in those guns hold 40+ bullets each, i'd say that that was slightly fake

Oh MY GOD.
up+up+down+down+R1+L1 - super gun cheat

Infinite ammo, huh?

exciting