Some Woman Opens the Door to Hell in Antarctica

Thats one place Ill not walk outside to take a leak .

My question would be; with the temperature at -83, how will I find my penis to take a piss

And who says your pee would be liquid..?

you can't find you penis when it's 90 degres!

Lucky for me, your sister didn't have any problem finding it

Well that bitch could find a needle in a haystack! So I'm guessing you had a good time!

Not true but very funny

You know boys will be boys!

That shut him up! propz scotty

I enjoy your comments to much.

She must have had her tweezer's handy eh?

Oh just use any ol' yellow snow, the dorm maid has to clean it up anyways.

Could you please show me your nipples, and I'll believe you, because "Condition 1" really means nothing to me.

So does it mean "Condition 1" is = to 1" nipples? And "Condition 2" is 2", etc.

Negative my friend. Her nipple at one inch in length would signify a "condition 1" which judging from the video would mean that Antarctica is at it's worst. As the temperatures begin to rise the length of her nipples should decrease. The point I'm trying to make is that nipples make good thermometers, in a pinch.

Condition "1" may shrink your dick to 1" - even if you're black
00=D

Are we sure we want to see her nipples?

You will know that you have actually taken a piss when you come back inside, covered in yellow snow.

damn The sequel too the day after tomorrow I think they would call it "the day before yesterday, brought to you by condition 1

This vid is really old, but still cool.. er, cold.

That's almost as cold as my ex wife......

Your ex-wife and mine must be sisters...I say we just tag team jaywest fat ass avatar ...

as someone who has never seen snow ... that would suck balls

looks normal to me - Scotland is cold.

Good fuckin' conditions

They're laughing now, but wait 'til they run out of cigarettes.

Just look down at the ground, at that temperture its bound to break off.

Get the taboggans it's a snow day Maybe this will pass the time till condition 2.

wow. we have some pretty brutal conditions here in Maine, but that's ridiculous...

never seen snow ... cant comprehend it .... i reckon my flip flops wont cut it there

I can't learn there shit

wohaaa wojooo oh wooooow !

Later that day, The Thing busted in and ate Keith David and Kurt Russell (sorry for the obscure reference)

Global warming my ass!!!

HAHAHA!

the walls are normally walls?what the hell walls are supposed to be like?dumb ass.

"a little blowy outside"....someone needs to get laid! seclusion sucks..

Let's play freezout

I triple dog dare ya to run outside naked!

I bet she still gets junk mail!!

Looks like a typical day in Buffalo, I'd have the top off of my jeep, chicks in the back, beats on full blast, good times!

A little bit blowey? I hope the girl/guy ratio supports that theory.

Is that the lady from the Stephen King movie?

So some kind of hat is in order then?

Looks like the middle bit in wizard of Oz when the house gets sucked up and transported. She might be a long way from Kansas by now....

How could they tell it was Condition 1?
I couldn't see anything.