when I say "smart guy" I mean this...

Well they'd obviously thought this one through real good...

"don't worry folks, I'm gonna put it out with this polyester blanket... Uhrmmmm... Shit! shit! Ouch! Fuck!..."

I couldn't tell, was that a tux he was wearing or a Blazer

they apparently were watching to much fantastic four, or something, but I have to say that the little kid handled it quite well

I learned "stop, drop, and roll" in kindergarten.

Hemroids flaring up there dude..

maybe that blanket was covered in Preperation H

Not well thought out.

normal parents teach there kids not to play with fire. this dad has diffrent ideas

hes just giving an example showing WHY you dont play with matches.

Flaming homo
(I have no idea if it's true by the way.)

why do this esp in front of your kid..? i wonder if he died..

look at me i am on video

I wonder if he died...

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Agreed. Maybe his son saw it and realised what a retard his dad was. Then threw on some more petrol.

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i like the mom's reaction- "uh c'mon buddy, lets go inside. daddy is fine. no, he's not screaming, he's laughing. hurry up now."

He died?

NothingToxic lives in hope

You know, I was going to ask if he died, but then I realized that it's just fire in a yard by a hose, and so I would have made myself look like a fucking idiot.

Gasoline: $1,75
Walmart polyester sweatpants: $3,5
"How to do cool stunts at home" manual: $0,25
Orange Al Qaeda style Beheading hood: $4,95
Watching your son loose the last grain of confidence in you: Priceless

This fucker obviously hasn't seen the Russian fire mass suicide video.

Do you have the link?

yep
http://nothingtoxic.com/m edia/1201491768/W...to_th eir_Deaths

Thanks! There were some hot chicks in that clip!

It's okay, son. We're not at home.

You're Fired! (but you all knew I was going to say that)

Great parenting skills going on there... NOT. What an ignoramus fool. "Hey kids, stop drop and roll is sooo lieeeeeek 1999. Do what I do."

There are SOOOOO many things wrong with this retard's video!!!
#1. Why would you EVER set yourself on fire...PERIOD!
#2. Why would you do it in your back yard, so close to your house?
#3. Why don't you have a fire extinguisher handy instead of that stupid blanket?
#4.*The most IMPORTANT reason* WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU DO THIS IN FRONT OF YOUR CHILD?!?
What if he fell or tripped on top of him? And that has to scare the hell out of the child!
LET HIM BURN!

His son said "Well Done, Dad"

HAHAHAHAHA!

I wonder if that was sixsixsix ... Ah, to dream ...

LOL! Dad's just redefined the 'family barbecue'.

Pretty extreme measures to try and teach your kids not to smoke

Well, I guess if I have to go out infront of my child I'd rather go out that way then. "No son that gun is loade.. *bam*"

Being stupid and messing with fire is NOT a good combination.

ralph!....ralph!....ralph is on fire!
we dont need no water....
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(got me a cotd last time. no good? ok. sorry.)

Cheer up friend, you have avatar of the day. At least in my perpective. Gotta love that jiggly butt.

Why do people set their selves on fire.Like nothing is cooler than liquifing your skin and spending months in a burn ward while your wife is out looking for a replacement for your retarded ass so your son doesnt grow up to be a fucking retard also.

Heh skin doesn't really melt though so no milkshakes for you bud

" YOU DUMB BITCH!! FOR THE LAST TIME... The bottle marked GAS.. on ME.... The bottle marked WATER...on the fuckin' BLANKET!!!

do u hear that....................b urn...baby...burn.....dis co.... inferno .................ill shut the fuck now

Yeah.......

"Coz am the unknown stuntman that makes eastwood look so fine"

his son is probably thinkin why did his dad do that 10 years ago so he wouldnt have been the son of a fuckin nitwit

After arguing about the definition of the word "inflammable"with his wife for over an hour, Johnny decided to prove to her that his favorite shirt was indeed fire proof.

Not all fireproof shirts are idiotproof.

And not all idiots are fireproof!

If that's not comedy I don't know what is

"look son, the blanket should turn off the flames because the oxygen can reach the fire, look oh shit hahaha"

his family long gone from the scene, just show me the before and after and i'm happy with that...

and now he is gonna beat his sons' ass for not helping him douse it..lol

Kids - "Mom..., Mom! Dad's smoking in the backyard"

Wow... maybe he should have set his nuts on fire, oh... 6 years ago? People this dumb shouldn't breed!

"....BURN MUTHA FUCKER, BURN..."
I'm thinkin - maybe - hopefully - the SHALLOW END OF THE GENE POOL, should be gettin empty by now - YA THINK??? YA HOPE ???
is this how they got the idea for the "Dean Martin roast" ?????

I think it's funny that a man in this age of living thinks a blanket is gonna put that out and secondly how sad it is that he let his kid and wife see it. What a jackass.

what an ass Can anybody say Child Protective Services? Im watching him run around and i said to myself yeah he's gonna feel the heat sure enough when he grabbed that blanket (like that was gonna help) thats when i really laughed because the fire ate the blankets up like a fat man at an all you can eat buffet.

err gud idea...

Compared to this guy, I am a fucking genius

he is only teaching how to turn into super sayan

"don't worry, daddy has a petroleum blanket here for safety."

stop drop and roll. What a total knob. its a shame the video ended before he eventually went out. Was that a smoking jacket he was wearing? Or maybe a blazer?

Well done fuck head. You just scarred your kids for life.

His torso looks like a wax candle now... Too bad he had a chance to pro-create.

woooooh woooooh. okay funs over, time to use the trusty old dampened towel... well damn, it worked on a frying pan

Anyone see that bitch in the vid>?
I would've set my dick on fire and need a coolant
mhmm

Duck...and...roll...you.. .fucking...prick.
Actually, no, don't, just keep on doing what you think's best.

My daddy has never set himself on fire to amuse me!

so did this genius die???

stop, drop and roll. YO!

I bet Allah thought he was being worshiped again by some camel fuckers.

too bad he didn't do this trick before he bred. now the stupidity lives on in another generation.....damn.

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been funnier if he had run around like Curly and said wubwubwubwub

haha he died 5 minuets after the camera stopped recording

you had to see that one coming a mile away and i would have loved to see the end

what the fuck is wrong with people

araaa araaaah it burns araaah it burns

later that week they sold their son for drugs...and burn cream...

I love that Pink Floyd album!

Which one

Did he die?

thats fire
Duh? your burned-dumb

This one ended a little abruptly. MAYBE THERE'S A SEQUEL!
Burning Man 2: The Funeral.

what a fucking goof

stop, drop and roll, fucker!

No, I say let him finish what he started.

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A bit too on the nose to make the Darwin Awards, buddy. You gotta be a bit more creative, like involving a squirrel somehow.

maybe he could have set himself on fire and then married his son,that should get some sort of an award

Pink floyd, Wish You Were Here.

At least he didn't smoke in front of his kid.

he's been watchin too much ghost rider

not very smart of him...

what a dumbass...jeez

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like father like son, ill expecting the video soon

THAT BLANKET DIDNT WORK AND WHEN THE VID STOPPED HE WAS STILL ON FIRE!

he didnt even wet the blanket..... Duuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! Did he have an extinguisher? stop drop roll? drink a beer? fart? last words..... he was totally unprepared

the kid must be proud to have such a great dad

He must of been teaching his son a lesson about the dangers of playing with matches

i hope his skin melted like like a ice cream in africa

Man on fire 2?

Great examole, dad!

just a father son thing