Comments - Crazy Thief Tries to Rob a Store with a Crossbow

category: Funny | views: 23653 | posted on: 04/19/2008

With the failing economy and all, this guy should be seen as a modern day Robin Hood.

Tommy69456 [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 4:12am

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idiot

ItsAllGoodInDaHood [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 4:13am

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englaaannnd! icon_cheesygrin.gif

vidra [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 11:40am

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Shit here comes Robin from da Hood

capo [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 4:19am

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Isn't William Tell the one with the crossbow?

Ellzee [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 4:38am

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^^He just wanted an apple icon_rolleyes.gif

neebuz [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 4:23am

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lol just walk casually in still loading the bolt lol

halo [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 4:25am

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I've heard of cowboys and indians.
cops and robbers.
but indians and robbers icon_question.gif icon_question.gif

slamdawg9 [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 4:27am

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Robin Hood in the hood.

Krazy [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 4:41am

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Nice to see a modern day robin hood.......shame it was a pussy version icon_rolleyes.gif

samsemi [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 4:42am

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he played to much half life 2 deathmatch icon_smile.gif

Kakihara [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 4:43am

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what the hell..did the owner then come at him with a sword (swung it like one)... this video really is like some kind of throwback to ye olde times.
the robber was later caught, ordered to pay 5 shillings compensation and then hung.

SHREK58 [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 5:03am

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But only after he was put on display in the town square in the "stocks" where the townspeople could throw rotten vegetables at him for a week

Tredwick [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 4:50am

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It was a very colorful store.

OnlyOneOar [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 4:59am

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Great job store dude whacking the arm the bumbling bonehead has to cock the arrow with. I just love how robber's scatter like panicked mice once the tables turn. Idiots.

Pumekuhp [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 5:26am

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My favorite vid of the day. Robbing a muslim's "Stop n Go" will gitcha killed quick. icon_lol.gif The perp was lucky dude had a stick and not a gun.

Hellcat [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 5:27am

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Don“t rob a store where al kaida holds a meeting. icon_eek.gif

esp.357 [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 8:29am

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fuck ye........his lucky he didnt walk strait into a fucken IED icon_eek.gif

tobby [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 8:34am

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can i have a bite of your burger please?

esp.357 [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 8:35am

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wtf??^^^

dizdabiz [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 5:36am

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cue the BENNY HILL MUSIC! icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif

rednek1947 [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 5:36am

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The guy with the stick was Osama Bin Whackin.

:( [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 5:38am

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LOL the lesson here DO NOT attempt to stick up stores owned by those who work there. It's pretty much like breaking into their living room I would imagine. You could rob the bigger brand name gas stations where the workers are apathetic non owner register zombies, of course those places get a lot more attention from the police. It's a real catch 22 huh.... oh wait third option, don't rob places at all, get a job or at the very least plan a caper. You know the BIG score thats gonna have you on easy street for the rest of you're days you genius criminal you. That's what you could tell your cell mates was going through you're head before you ruined you're life in some bumbling criminal spree of sad hilarity. And we, the anonymous internet viewer would be all the richer for having seen it played out before us like some tragic play written by a preteen with down syndrome and a hard on for Robin Hood. Here's to you desperate inadequate crook with a crossbow, we salute you're steadfast resolve to both bring back the X bow as well as maximize the use of props even when moonlighting and not actually on schedule till Wednesday at Medivel Times. Or is Sarah taking that shift??? Well it doesn't matter now does it GUY? NO cause you're a big MOTHERFUCKING star with a crossbow. All you gotta do now is sit back and let the theoretical dollars come rolling in. You did it champ, we knew you could.

dizdabiz [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 6:20am

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:( on Apr 19 08 : 7:38am wrote:
LOL the lesson here DO NOT attempt to stick up stores owned by those who work there. It's pretty much like breaking into their living room I would imagine. You could rob the bigger brand name gas stations where the workers are apathetic non owner register zombies, of course those places get a lot more attention from the police. It's a real catch 22 huh.... oh wait third option, don't rob places at all, get a job or at the very least plan a caper. You know the BIG score thats gonna have you on easy street for the rest of you're days you genius criminal you. That's what you could tell your cell mates was going through you're head before you ruined you're life in some bumbling criminal spree of sad hilarity. And we, the anonymous internet viewer would be all the richer for having seen it played out before us like some tragic play written by a preteen with down syndrome and a hard on for Robin Hood. Here's to you desperate inadequate crook with a crossbow, we salute you're steadfast resolve to both bring back the X bow as well as maximize the use of props even when moonlighting and not actually on schedule till Wednesday at Medivel Times. Or is Sarah taking that shift??? Well it doesn't matter now does it GUY? NO cause you're a big MOTHERFUCKING star with a crossbow. All you gotta do now is sit back and let the theoretical dollars come rolling in. You did it champ, we knew you could.
THAT WAS THE TRUTH,THE WHOLE TRUTH AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH! HAHAHA! icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

CuteSomedays [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 6:15pm

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OMG, too friggin' funny. AMEN icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_beer.gif

TheMaskedOnion [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 10:51pm

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Wow long but cool. icon_eek.gif

DRIVING x AND x CRYING [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 5:47am

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that crossbow look scary enough to give the guy what he wants ,altough seeing the whole family there even grand pa ready to fight afghan style is even more scary.. icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

voluntary_amputation [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 6:05am

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Yeah, these clerks are getting sick of being robbed...they are out for blood. You might even get a beating even if you're not robbing the place. "YOU PAY WITH A 50!?!?! YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING SMALLER!!!!" *smack**smack* icon_cheesygrin.gif

special1970 [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 6:44am

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Who owns the fucking store?
Osama Bin Laden?....

zykron [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 1:34pm

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Yes.... icon_rolleyes.gif

tobby [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 6:47am

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if i was their id bite him on the leg!!!!!bad man

red1027 [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 6:57am

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The whole family came out to whoop ass. ha ha
even the little girl

mindfodder [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 6:58am

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"I don't want to be the first nigga to die by crossbow..."- Dave Chappelle

Buster Hymen [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 6:59am

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What the hell. Did no one spot him casually walking in or around the store with a crossbow.
Maybe he had it in his pocket icon_question.gif

Calang [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 7:03am

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I was waiting for the caravan of camels to come out.

dizdabiz [ban] | Apr 20 08 : 7:30am

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Calang on Apr 19 08 : 9:03am wrote:
I was waiting for the caravan of camels to come out.
HAHAHA! and sinbad on a flying carpet! icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

d's cojones [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 7:12am

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dude with crossbow: 0 ...taliban family : 1.. icon_cheesygrin.gif ..lol..when the whole family started comming out- it reminded me of something out of Benny Hill....i really expected the last one to have an RPG .....was that wrong? icon_eek.gif

esp.357 [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 7:30am

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wtf was that?? a cross bow?? it like the ones u lick the plunger and it sticks to the window.......wat a dumb ass

esp.357 [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 8:50am

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^^^looks^^^

iMasturbate [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 8:56am

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omg, absolutely awesome ownage by the clerk. way to call that guys bluff AND fake the stick as a gun at first.

violentouston [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 8:58am

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the cashier did tell him earlier that he feels sorry for his mother. It sucks having to be a baby gangster on a kmart budget.

K.Padillo [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 9:06am

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wow id be scared to edie from somethin gay like a crossbow that would suck

northern star [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 9:13am

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Ilmao All I could think about was Robin Hood stealing from the shopkeeper, to give to his dealer, lol although I think that this modern remake could actually catch on icon_lol.gif icon_beer.gif

Concentrating [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 9:15am

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I'm not racist, but I DO find it funny how entire families chill in the back of gas stations all day long.

chartrule [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 9:30am

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I'm surprised nobody saw him coming down the street with the crossbow

yoklfumyurp [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 9:41am

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I had a crossbow like that when I was five, but one day my dad came home, saying he had thrown it away and that we needed to move to Spain... fast.

Spiro [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 10:13am

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Robin hood versus the taleban, funniest video ever!
Maybe its a parable to the situation in Helmand!??!

talltee19 [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 10:18am

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lol, i was expecting the entire iraq to appear from the back room.. icon_lol.gif

TurboGuy [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 10:21am

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I sure I've seen that crossbow at ToysRus... "The Intimidator MK VI".

DC-Flash [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 10:30am

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OMFG?! How many of them were back there and what in the blue moon where they doing?
Also leaving the store with noone at the cashtill at midnight seems pretty silly?

LineKILLX [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 10:33am

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He got that crossbow method from the al-Qaeda Cook Book"
But it was outdated

popeye619 [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 10:47am

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What a pathetic punk as loser icon_rolleyes.gif

buggerball [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 11:25am

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Gandhi's nieces are gonna give Robin the non-violent beating of his life. So long as they don't preach vegetarianism to him, he should be fine, though.

bumman69 [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 11:27am

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seems to me he tried to rob the Kwik'e Mart but apoo didnt let him icon_cheesygrin.gif

Higgy Jergens [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 11:43am

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he couldn't afford desert eagle bullets...their like $2.50 a shell

Toxic_Mindz [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 12:20pm

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did the store owner also live in there? fuk had the whole damn family comin out the bak room..

canillo [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 12:59pm

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but the caliber .22 is more cheaper like 25 cent the bullet

mademen666 [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 12:59pm

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what a pussy to run

Earth Nelson [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 2:08pm

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all that for a bag of Skittles?

LineKILLX [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 3:13pm

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Earth Nelson on Apr 19 08 : 4:08pm wrote:
all that for a bag of Skittles?
He wanted to buy
"Gyro in a pack"

jonnybnimble [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 4:30pm

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should've brought a sword... would've made for a better video... then again, seeing the guy come back as a ninja with a katana or some throwing stars prolly would do the trick also... can only hope

jonnybnimble [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 4:52pm

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forget that... to see somebody fill up a chainsaw at a gas station, then rob the place.... who'd say no to a man with a chainsaw... or one of these:
http://www.nothingtoxic.c om/media/11463995..._Shre ds_Minivan

Necramonium [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 4:42pm

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i saw this on a new site a couple of days ago icon_cheesygrin.gif

anubiz [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 4:55pm

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That guy robbed a bank nearby later that week...with a catapult.

LaterThatNight [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 5:01pm

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Later that night he tried to rob another store.. this time with sharp-edge rocks. again, he didn't succeed, but he accidentally learned how to make fire.

Rain [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 5:32pm

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white people dont seem to be very good at holding up gas stations......

pikemaster [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 5:48pm

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thing is to stake out armed robbers , when they do there ting and get chased out empty handed , while the shops empty sneek in and fill ur boots

nando22 [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 5:59pm

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good one icon_beer.gif

jcp517 [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 7:10pm

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Don't rob these Quicky Marts, they have 30 family members living in the back ready to kick your ass. Lookout for Apu.

rorge [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 9:23pm

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a one shot crossbow. yeah how'd that work out for you. hope you got beat like a narc at a biker rally.

Glock17 [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 9:32pm

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where did all those stupid looking ayrabs come from?

RobbyToxic [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 10:06pm

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What if they had a shot gun? Cross bow vs. shotgun usually ends with a robber with his chest blown apart icon_confused.gif he musta' been stoned

stinkym [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 11:00pm

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Take that bow and arrow back to the trailer park. Fucking meth head.... Arabs 1 vs. Stupid whiteboy 0. :haha

KesoX [ban] | Apr 21 08 : 7:42am

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He got a bunch of angry muslims after him. That can't be nice :D

DramaTim [ban] | Apr 21 08 : 12:42pm

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reload reload reload wtf was he thinking

NEMISIS [ban] | Apr 21 08 : 3:25pm

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now thats getting medieval! icon_lol.gif

Gromit [ban] | Apr 22 08 : 3:02am

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Too bad he picked the headquarters of al-queda.

mad one [ban] | Apr 22 08 : 8:37am

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saw the pictures in the newspaper fucking hilarious

deleted user [ban] | Apr 22 08 : 10:56pm

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rkolegends [ban] | Apr 25 08 : 11:06am

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i didn't know this happened near where i live i cant believe that actually happened shocking but funny. That guy is bum but the asian guy protecting his store had a lot of balls to chase him with his baseball bat.

arvindergill [ban] | Apr 30 08 : 8:16pm

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i bet you he was native icon_biggrin.gif

Facedestruction [ban] | May 2 08 : 2:15pm

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and so came the gang

reabymike [ban] | May 8 08 : 8:22am

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ALL THOSE MOHMEDS IN ON SHOP?

zeropro [ban] | May 25 08 : 2:14pm

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so he got off one or two shots not bad

baloo4244 [ban] | Jul 15 08 : 12:56am

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I didnt know Robin hood was an arabic tale. I didnt even know they had cameras back then..... shows how much I know.....

MachuPichu [ban] | May 23 09 : 10:32pm

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A crossbow??? icon_lol.gif Whatever works for you, man! icon_lol.gif

olzstar [ban] | Jun 10 09 : 6:33am

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lol looks like he fired a shot aswell but the good old broom handle always works a treat

drccoco [ban] | Sep 16 09 : 11:13am

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how stupid

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