Comments - Crazy Thief Tries to Rob a Store with a Crossbow
category: Funny | views: 23653 | posted on: 04/19/2008
With the failing economy and all, this guy should be seen as a modern day Robin Hood.
OnlyOneOar [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 4:59am
+2 ![]()
Great job store dude whacking the arm the bumbling bonehead has to cock the arrow with. I just love how robber's scatter like panicked mice once the tables turn. Idiots.
+7 ![]()
LOL the lesson here DO NOT attempt to stick up stores owned by those who work there. It's pretty much like breaking into their living room I would imagine. You could rob the bigger brand name gas stations where the workers are apathetic non owner register zombies, of course those places get a lot more attention from the police. It's a real catch 22 huh.... oh wait third option, don't rob places at all, get a job or at the very least plan a caper. You know the BIG score thats gonna have you on easy street for the rest of you're days you genius criminal you. That's what you could tell your cell mates was going through you're head before you ruined you're life in some bumbling criminal spree of sad hilarity. And we, the anonymous internet viewer would be all the richer for having seen it played out before us like some tragic play written by a preteen with down syndrome and a hard on for Robin Hood. Here's to you desperate inadequate crook with a crossbow, we salute you're steadfast resolve to both bring back the X bow as well as maximize the use of props even when moonlighting and not actually on schedule till Wednesday at Medivel Times. Or is Sarah taking that shift??? Well it doesn't matter now does it GUY? NO cause you're a big MOTHERFUCKING star with a crossbow. All you gotta do now is sit back and let the theoretical dollars come rolling in. You did it champ, we knew you could.
+2 ![]()
LOL the lesson here DO NOT attempt to stick up stores owned by those who work there. It's pretty much like breaking into their living room I would imagine. You could rob the bigger brand name gas stations where the workers are apathetic non owner register zombies, of course those places get a lot more attention from the police. It's a real catch 22 huh.... oh wait third option, don't rob places at all, get a job or at the very least plan a caper. You know the BIG score thats gonna have you on easy street for the rest of you're days you genius criminal you. That's what you could tell your cell mates was going through you're head before you ruined you're life in some bumbling criminal spree of sad hilarity. And we, the anonymous internet viewer would be all the richer for having seen it played out before us like some tragic play written by a preteen with down syndrome and a hard on for Robin Hood. Here's to you desperate inadequate crook with a crossbow, we salute you're steadfast resolve to both bring back the X bow as well as maximize the use of props even when moonlighting and not actually on schedule till Wednesday at Medivel Times. Or is Sarah taking that shift??? Well it doesn't matter now does it GUY? NO cause you're a big MOTHERFUCKING star with a crossbow. All you gotta do now is sit back and let the theoretical dollars come rolling in. You did it champ, we knew you could.
DRIVING x AND x CRYING [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 5:47am
+1 ![]()
that crossbow look scary enough to give the guy what he wants ,altough seeing the whole family there even grand pa ready to fight afghan style is even more scary..
![]()
voluntary_amputation [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 6:05am
+2 ![]()
Yeah, these clerks are getting sick of being robbed...they are out for blood. You might even get a beating even if you're not robbing the place. "YOU PAY WITH A 50!?!?! YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING SMALLER!!!!" *smack**smack* ![]()
mindfodder [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 6:58am
+3 ![]()
"I don't want to be the first nigga to die by crossbow..."- Dave Chappelle
Buster Hymen [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 6:59am
![]()
What the hell. Did no one spot him casually walking in or around the store with a crossbow.
Maybe he had it in his pocket ![]()
d's cojones [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 7:12am
+1 ![]()
dude with crossbow: 0 ...taliban family : 1..
..lol..when the whole family started comming out- it reminded me of something out of Benny Hill....i really expected the last one to have an RPG .....was that wrong? ![]()
iMasturbate [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 8:56am
![]()
omg, absolutely awesome ownage by the clerk. way to call that guys bluff AND fake the stick as a gun at first.
violentouston [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 8:58am
+1 ![]()
the cashier did tell him earlier that he feels sorry for his mother. It sucks having to be a baby gangster on a kmart budget.
northern star [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 9:13am
+1 ![]()
Ilmao All I could think about was Robin Hood stealing from the shopkeeper, to give to his dealer, lol although I think that this modern remake could actually catch on
![]()
Concentrating [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 9:15am
![]()
I'm not racist, but I DO find it funny how entire families chill in the back of gas stations all day long.
yoklfumyurp [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 9:41am
+1 ![]()
I had a crossbow like that when I was five, but one day my dad came home, saying he had thrown it away and that we needed to move to Spain... fast.
buggerball [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 11:25am
![]()
Gandhi's nieces are gonna give Robin the non-violent beating of his life. So long as they don't preach vegetarianism to him, he should be fine, though.
Higgy Jergens [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 11:43am
![]()
he couldn't afford desert eagle bullets...their like $2.50 a shell
Toxic_Mindz [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 12:20pm
![]()
did the store owner also live in there? fuk had the whole damn family comin out the bak room..
jonnybnimble [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 4:30pm
![]()
should've brought a sword... would've made for a better video... then again, seeing the guy come back as a ninja with a katana or some throwing stars prolly would do the trick also... can only hope
jonnybnimble [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 4:52pm
![]()
forget that... to see somebody fill up a chainsaw at a gas station, then rob the place.... who'd say no to a man with a chainsaw... or one of these:
http://www.nothingtoxic.c om/media/11463995..._Shre ds_Minivan
LaterThatNight [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 5:01pm
![]()
Later that night he tried to rob another store.. this time with sharp-edge rocks. again, he didn't succeed, but he accidentally learned how to make fire.
pikemaster [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 5:48pm
![]()
thing is to stake out armed robbers , when they do there ting and get chased out empty handed , while the shops empty sneek in and fill ur boots
RobbyToxic [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 10:06pm
+1 ![]()
What if they had a shot gun? Cross bow vs. shotgun usually ends with a robber with his chest blown apart
he musta' been stoned
rkolegends [ban] | Apr 25 08 : 11:06am
![]()
i didn't know this happened near where i live i cant believe that actually happened shocking but funny. That guy is bum but the asian guy protecting his store had a lot of balls to chase him with his baseball bat.
most popular videos
top comment from yesterday
There are no comments for yesterday

reply | quote
Tommy69456 [ban] | Apr 19 08 : 4:12am
+2
idiot