How Not to Jump Over the Side of a Boat into the Water

The only thing that would have made this better is if he had drown.

lmao, now that was not pleasent at all..for that should have hit concrete itself..

Judge1 : 8.5

judge2 : 9.0

Judge3 : 7.5

A total of 25 points.
Puts him in joint first place. Tied with the lady from the block of flats.

HAHAHA

i had to sign in just to say lmao to that one

judge 2367654 : 1.0

The boat was on its way to China so I am witholding my vote as a political protest.

Wow, you can forgive the first guy's stupidity. But his fellow triplets who followed him over, must be one brain cell short of a creationist.

judge 3 : 8.5 on fault he can up for air...

Could have been worse could have chipped an eyebrow

Urrrm...this is just a guess......but isnt that barrier that to prevent cock jocky's doing this kind of thing?? 10/10 to barrier
Dick of the day award to dip shit

now where are the sharks when you need them?

WORKING IN THE TAX OFFICE OF COURSE! HAHAHA!

White men still can't jump.

A new version of the Nutcracker

It's not a Boat it's a pier.....not that it matters just thought i'd point it out..

Welp...He waast almost suksesful - But he hit hes knees or somesing on the woot/.
Oh well...Fuck him

I think he was very suck-sessful

Way to go fatty!

thank you

from post 3-6 - great work nothingtoxic team, excellent group effort.

I have to say, that's the stupidest thing I've ever seen. It almost looked like he did it on purpose. Stephen Hawking could have done better - if he had a ramp perhaps?

Stephen Hawking is a funny looking cat.

He talks funny too!

i like stephen hawkings, his my bus driver

thats bobby, his training for the special Olympics. his going for the gold medal

lulz

ya gotta ask yourself......why?

Greg Louganis' not so talented brother.

bob louganis.

10/10 for that dive

What the fuck is this guy doing on a boat, he needs some good old concrete under him

that is the STRANGEST lookin' BOAT i've ever seean.....how does that stay afloat?

It does a pier not to be a boat.

i hear some of that gay ass dimmu borgir or something. fxcking sounds like doom music. I was hoping for blood to rise up out the water and a shark come around. Where was the skateboard? Emos can't be leaving the board.

Looks like the dumbass got hesitant in pre-jump mode

Let me guess...his name was 'Chum' right?

Well-deserved.

close, but it's pronounced 'Chump'.
The 'p' isn't silent.

Hey did it 3 times in a row? Respect! looked perfect everytime.

all that video needed was the sharks holding up the score cards, oh and the feeding fenzy would have been nice

wouldn't he have some clue about how high he can jump ??

not always lol

watch this girls! oops

Great, you hurt yourself. Now what? The boat's going bye-bye.

Maybe he should do something else to impress the girls, Like setting himself on fire then jumping.

obviously he's not an NT user, or he'd know not to even attempt that

Stupid stupid stupid. Unbelievable idiot.