'It's just bad cause you chipped your eyebrow.' I always wanted to know how to do that, and now I do. Thanks buddy.

wheres a tampon when you need one

that happens when you don't know that enough is enough..

damn, he should have just got a five dollar foot long, it had to taste better than the pavement

No sympathy.....self inflicted Moron wounds

Good thing he had a medical expert there to help.

Sit up. Sit down. Where is your shirt.
Leave the poor fuck alone he has mild concussion and needs a little time. Jeez!

I was thinking the same.Stupid cameraman giving orders like he's a medic.He needs to be examined.He will probably offer him a muscle relaxant next

He did offer to get him a paper towel. That's useful. He can write out his will on it before the brain hemorrhage kicks in.

Maybe he thought he could stuff it in the "chip"of his eyebrow to plug the bleeding

I was hopeing he would sit up and bite the camerman in the nuts ala night of the living dead,,,

Seriously. "Hold on dewd just lemme' keep filmin'." Word.
What an idiot.

Someone please teach him that bicycles are no better than skateboards for riding rails.
Someone please teach him how to pull his pants up, for Christ sake.

just one less eyebrow for his mates to shave of when he gets drunk.

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He was a nice kid...until he went off the rails.

I'd heard he was losing his mind, now we have concrete evidence

why do ppl do silly tricks on bikes n sk8 boards?

Because at least they want to get fucked once in their life. Ask Mrs.Concrete, she´s a whore

that must of been a gud fucking coz hez gonna be sore 4 a week or 2

Awesome trick dude..do it again...

Cheesus faikung kaist
Fake derman accent there^^
Well he got fucked up - By the bike + the floor +???

Should have called it good after the 2 completed tricks.

Brains. BRAINS. I NEED BRAINS!

sit up dude
sit up dude
sit up dude
???
shut the fuck up and let him moan

did u see that? He landed on his face!

If there's one thing I can't stand, it's people talking to me after I've just suffered bodily harm. Leave me alone and don't talk to me until I've had time to regain my composure!

uni cycles are better

heres a question with some golden answers: what grows when you plant a face?

I like the cameraman a lot... his like the first one who doesn't laugh or scream OMG OMG OMG HIS BLEEDING OMG OMG OMG.

I think his name is Dude!

The 3rd time is definitely not the charm.

"you chipped your eyebrow, but its not that bad"
classic.

So do I.
But I guess I'm always going to be stupid.

can anyone tell me how that makes any sense at all? I've now re-read that reply about 5 times, and I'm still lost. Maybe this is the guy who took the faceplant!

Doh! See what I mean? Wrong reply. Should be under Nicklo 2k.

Oh, what an absolute hero. Apart from the fact that he was doing a childish trick on a kid's bike, that is.

Boy, did his face turn red after that embarrassing miss...

"OH, and this one- over my eye? that came from when these three guys' jumped me when i was in prison".....

He was tryin' to make it on MTV scarred, it didn't work...

Calm down? how much calmer can you get you twat. And dumbass getting the faceplant, next time protrude your elbows, not that hard.

Now he just wishes he still had a face to plant

Someone get this man a band-aid

Owwee Owwee Owwee

It felt like dude was more concerned about making a good vid for NT (Props for that) and less concerned about the well being of his friend...
You ok, man? Yeah, I'm alright. It just looks like I'm bleeding profusely from the head and face but I'm not really.

Face or Crotch. Those are really the only options you have when doing anything involving a long hard pole!

Did that sign say Kentucky or Ketchup?
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There will be blood! Love it!

And know he looks like Michael Jackson....

Imagine some random person showing up to the skatepark tomorrow, look at all the blood and say, "someone got fucked up there"

this was more graphic than the suicide above

If I was that poor fuck, as soon as I was better I'd visit the camera dude in the small hours and smack his fucking head around with a cricket bat.

"I just bust my ass and this guy wants me to do situps".

The embarassment of a failed trick and that camera time have got him all red in the face.

its fine.. sit up .. never mind the gaping hole in your face

As he's covered in a pool of his own blood "you alright man, you ok? let me get you some paper towels." The cameraguy was more retarded than the one from cloverfield.

I love how the wanna be doogie howser M.D. trys to play it off like his face isn't covered in blood.Probably would have told the guy in the suicide video to sit up & get a band aid too.

Are those snap in bloody teeth? ROFLMAO
What a goober. What he gets for fuckin up the railing paint job.

that must of hurt like u pretty much think it would when u face plant off a bmx , so thats why i dont do rail slides , i understand the end result , PAIN AND NO GLORY!

hes quite good at that isnt he

He had to practice it first, before he got it just right though.

Hey the trick worked, lets keep doing it over and over until I shatter my eye socket and swallow three teeth.

Maybe he has a taste for concrete.

that was classic at the end
"how are you feelin man"
LOL

he loves concrete

And another one bites the dust..

i guess throughout that failure he never thought to himself that he should've let go of the handle bars and protected his face.

sit up sit up, its not bad man.. HE GOT A FUCKING FANNY ABOVE HIS LEFT EYE U JERK!!
& wot with the random caravan footage??

Damn

Hmm didnt realize that almost all your blood goes right to your eyebrow.

its like the people from 28 weeks later just coughed malaria in his face

I've never seen someone struggle so much to do one sit-up. What a bitch.

I think that annoying idiot saved his life by not letting him give in to coma.

I'm soooo glad that this kind o people never give up their foolishness....

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lol he says sit up dude you just chipped your eyebrow. i heard of chipping a tooth but never jsut chipping an eyebrow

just calm the fuck down!!!

"What happened?" well ya see, you tried to go up but not far enough, then your face went down but a little to far, its ok though, cuz you just "chipped" your eyebrow, which is way better then falling to the center of the earth.

Helmets and shirts are for pussies!

aint u supposed to fail fail fail then succeed, not succeed succeed succeed then fail lol, his own fault anyway, thats y they invented helmets u idiot!!!

Some friend that is. Ill get you a paper towel. WTF

what a wus get yourself a paper towel and walk it off

He should have borrowed Tobby's helmet.

eating concrete for breakfast is never a good idea

his loose red shorts didn't let the guy to turn and let his ass to suffer the pain..yes, the ass can take any pain....

his friend's a real genius if you have a potential head injury or even just a slash on your face, you're not suppose to get up lol

For some fricking reason *hot sex* I suddenly got the urge to take a road trip *three-way* to Kentucky and Tennessee.

Atleast he didnt mess up his purdy mouth

...what the hell is up with the scene of a road in the middle of the vid????

"It's not as bad as it looks" LMAO -> I surely hope so !

You guys are all so fucken funny with your comments...T.Y for making the beginning of my day cheerfull

I'm no doctor, but I think it's better to observe
the BEHAVIOR of a friend who hit his head, rather than observing the surface blood injury, in determing if it's "not that bad, dude".
He was obviously fucked up and needed to be
rushed to a hospital. What an idiot friend!

I would have stolen his wallet and returned the pictures of his mom.

Chipped your eyebrow.... Can honestly say that's the first time I have ever heard someone say that.

hahaha now kick his ass while hes down

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"how bad is it?"... Ah, it's fine man...

looks like theres no better man

I bet he had an epiphany of a floating helmet.

dont worry about it