Mammoth Beast of a Girl Makes Short Work of Some Chick

Somebody get that girl an oxygen tank, cause you know that's the most work she's put in in years.

that wasnt a girl that was tom cruise on his way to the next scientology meeting......uhhh no

Slow-mo FTW

Thats why I never take the last slice of pie when big girls are around.

OMG...Im Second...lol

second what? second to post AFTER the second?

(sings to himself) WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?! WHO?! WHO?! WHO?!

damn that fat bitch could take on the hole club with her bingo wings

Bingo Wings...friggin' funny.

do not pull the plug out of that beast, it will blow the hubble telescope out of it's orbit.

damn, she treated that girl like a tootsie roll in a bowl full of snickers, just picked it out and flung it out of the way, I was gonna say flung it like a booger, but you know that chick eats her boogers, she has too

She really put some weight behind that punch!

was tha a hippo convention? where is the lion when you need'em..

She either slept with her boyfriend, or took the last slice of Pizza. Either way she probably deserved it

More like she either ate the boyfriend and slept with the pizza...

She either slept with the pizza boy, or ate Pizza Hut.
Either way, I want my anchovies back.

HAHAHA! FATZILLA!

Whatever the hell was in the pizza it keeps repeating on me.

Hey it's repeating on me too!

"I told her to try the delicious gourmet meals from Lean Cuisine and she went ape shit on me".

Holy shit, she could have floored Chuck Norris with those hammer blows!

Come on, be realistic ... Everyone knows that only Chuck Norris can beat Chuck Norris. How do you think he shaves everyday? By kicking himself in the face, that's how.

That will teach her to cut into the buffet line.

simple mistake......girl/cake

fat folks - you just cant beat them.

Hulk mad!
Hulk smash!
(note to big girls: don't wear green)

I'm David Banner, and i've reformed my evil ways. .. SIR!!

butterbean's daughter attacks the smaller predators on the food chain. big belly hold much pizza. The green shirt's for hiding from helicopters when cattle end up missing.
I had a fat girl shove me one time. You talk about they put some weight into it. You'll fly across the room.

..and all this time I thought the woolly mammoth was extinct.

na, just spend a bit of time outside of a McDonalds, they are alive and well.

Cloverfield 2's looking pretty good.

Spade to the head was more like it...

Sugar, spice and everything nice? Bullshit! This girl is made up of used tires and battery acid.

What kind of bouncer would let that thing into a club?

She is the bouncer.

she's fat, she's round, she bounces on the ground

one who was afraid

Wow! Did you check thos man boobs! Oh....he's a she?

Moo...

Muu-muu.

the humans there werent going to take the beasts plans to eat them without a fight.

Another cheeseburger causes yet, another fight!

you sure it wasnt over the last slice of pizza?

would appea that the blonde chik tried to cut line at the all you can eat buffet, causing fatty to lose her cool at the thought of not getting more bread pudding

my thoughts exactly very well put,last cattle call and roundup for the buffet line

This is the effect of 30+ years of eating big macs and french fries

If i Had enough beers id do here an to get freaky with it id stick a cheeseburger on my ass and let a couple frys hang out my ass!

Fatty wasn't mad at the skinny chick. She was just tenderizing her before she ate her.

COTD COTD COTD COTD COTD COTD COTD FUCKIN KILLER LINE

Thanks man. I appreciate it.

I feel sorry for her boyfriend, after sex, he rolls over twice and he's still on the bitch!!!!