Comments - Dude on a Bike Breaks his Jaw Attempting a Jump

category: Accidents | views: 40479 | posted on: 04/24/2008

The real loser in all this is his boyfriend. Just sayin.

Soryon [ban] | Apr 24 08 : 4:08am

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I was about to comment, but i just won a FREE IPOD, omg, ill be back in a bit! icon_rolleyes.gif

zykron [ban] | Apr 24 08 : 6:35am

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I just won a free virus scan! icon_neutral.gif

deleted user [ban] | Apr 24 08 : 6:47am

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zykron [ban] | Apr 24 08 : 7:29am

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Maybe I can win a free iPhone, set it vibrate, and get those STD's zinged instead! icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif

K.Padillo [ban] | Apr 24 08 : 11:49am

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haha gullible

defiantwisdom [ban] | Apr 24 08 : 4:08am

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Nice. I give it an NT 6.5. Could have been higher, but I didn't see any blood.

talltee19 [ban] | Apr 24 08 : 4:11am

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those new jaw breakers look like they taste good icon_rolleyes.gif

Mr Scotland [ban] | Apr 24 08 : 4:11am

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Eat dirt shit bag!!!

Tommy69456 [ban] | Apr 24 08 : 4:13am

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head on/////just kidding thats funny I dont care who ya are thats funny right there

SHREK58 [ban] | Apr 24 08 : 4:13am

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broke his jaw??? He must have been made of tissur paper. icon_mad.gif

Komodo [ban] | Apr 24 08 : 4:15am

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The judges are dinging the hell out of him for that crappy dismount.

andyward82 [ban] | Apr 24 08 : 4:16am

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going that slow he was doomed. Perhaps he should have thought of the bad consequences of going 'too fast' - i.e. nothing.

Calang [ban] | Apr 24 08 : 4:17am

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Look no hands! Look no feet! Look no teeth!

Tapeworm [ban] | Apr 24 08 : 6:27am

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Stunts are cheap. Dentists are not. icon_cheesygrin.gif

Calang [ban] | Apr 25 08 : 4:40am

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popeye619 [ban] | Apr 24 08 : 4:18am

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That hurt just watching it icon_wink.gif

deleted user [ban] | Apr 24 08 : 4:18am

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en jaywest [ban] | Apr 24 08 : 4:19am

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after his face plant, the idea bloomed to find another activity. suddenly, the pain grew, and he heard his buds laughing.

gee lincoln [ban] | Apr 24 08 : 9:19am

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Botany puns? Oh how the mighty have fallen. icon_beer.gif

Tapeworm [ban] | Apr 24 08 : 12:06pm

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From little acorns, great puns grow. icon_biggrin.gif

Krazy [ban] | Apr 24 08 : 4:19am

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im not a professional but im guessing thats gonna sting in the morning icon_rolleyes.gif
And to add salt to the wound he'll get to see his dumb arse on NT while we all rip the piss outta the moron icon_cheesygrin.gif

Tapeworm [ban] | Apr 24 08 : 4:20am

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That would have been great if he had pulled that stunt off. But it was so much better when he didn't. icon_cheesygrin.gif

larryvee [ban] | Apr 24 08 : 4:33am

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Just soup for you!

violentouston [ban] | Apr 24 08 : 4:37am

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everybody rides a bike....when they're fxcking six!

defiantwisdom [ban] | Apr 24 08 : 4:47am

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Guess you haven't been to the other 95% of the world where that is most peoples main mode of transportation.

violentouston [ban] | Apr 24 08 : 8:45am

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of course their bicycle then becomes a) NT video or b) rotten.com video
get a car... or pry your bicycle out of an 18 wheeler's grill

defiantwisdom [ban] | Apr 25 08 : 12:24am

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To refer back to my previous post, 95% of the rest of the world doesn't have 18 wheelers as well. It's the bicycle taxis you have to watch out for.

dokter habbs [ban] | Apr 25 08 : 7:30am

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they have cammles and horses and other animals
xxx

Soryon [ban] | Apr 24 08 : 4:38am

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at the end he says "im ok tho." Well get back on the bike, you obviously failed.

Umbrageous [ban] | Apr 24 08 : 4:39am

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A fool on a bike plated chrome,
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Once thought he had titanium bones,
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His face hit the floor,
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Now he eats with a straw,
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And talks like Sylvester Stallone

cucarachito [ban] | Apr 24 08 : 8:48am

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^^^
this poem is silly and dumb
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it made all my brain cells go numb
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so im not going to work... gonna stay home today
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and watch pretty-cam-girls all day!

Earth Nelson [ban] | Apr 24 08 : 8:54pm

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On bike for a hoot
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not high enough
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painfully facing truth en route

Pumekuhp [ban] | Apr 24 08 : 4:39am

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Enjoy your steak shakes for the next 6-8 weeks, bro.

tylerman [ban] | Apr 24 08 : 4:51am

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At least he wore a helmet.

Soryon [ban] | Apr 24 08 : 4:56am

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i bet he wears one during his normal activities tho, so...

tylerman [ban] | Apr 24 08 : 4:58am

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If he didn't before, mummy sure will make him now.

Take out the trash!..........don't forget you 'elmettttt!

Killerdude [ban] | Apr 24 08 : 5:15am

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Well if he died at least they wouldnt have to dig the hole just throw dirt on him

scotty2hotty! [ban] | Apr 24 08 : 5:25am

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The first border crossing attempt.

LineKILLX [ban] | Apr 24 08 : 5:45am

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So close to landing it
But on the otherside, He got a nice jaw plant to top it off

voluntary_amputation [ban] | Apr 24 08 : 5:58am

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You need speed to jump things on a bike...its fundamental. icon_neutral.gif

Sushi69 [ban] | Apr 24 08 : 6:08am

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if this young virgin maintains that level of accuracy when he gets his first girlfriend, her thighs are going to be bruised to death!!! icon_beer.gif

d's cojones [ban] | Apr 24 08 : 6:13am

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I wish I had friends like him....they've got your back.....waaaaaaayyyy back icon_eek.gif lol- "I'm okay though" hahaha icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_stoned.gif

DRIVING x AND x CRYING [ban] | Apr 24 08 : 6:21am

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at least he was wearing his dental brace.. icon_cheesygrin.gif

boobie.bird [ban] | Apr 24 08 : 6:40am

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Tobby is that you????

Tapeworm [ban] | Apr 24 08 : 7:02am

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I thought they were keeping him locked up in his box today. icon_biggrin.gif

daddi4551 [ban] | Apr 24 08 : 7:26am

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I think I can I think I can I think I can I think
Oh Fuck

Winthorp [ban] | Apr 24 08 : 7:40am

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That is why I always wear a helmet even when I'm just walking down the street.

dizdabiz [ban] | May 5 08 : 6:23am

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Winthorp on Apr 24 08 : 9:40am wrote:
That is why I always wear a helmet even when I'm just walking down the street.
HAHAHA! and a bullet proof vest,elbow&knee pads! icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

Notorious [ban] | Apr 24 08 : 7:44am

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JUDGE1 : 8.2 "not the best landing" icon_sad.gif

jasez0r [ban] | Apr 24 08 : 7:51am

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How did he manage to speak after biting his tongue off?

canillo [ban] | Apr 24 08 : 7:57am

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i won a free pussy to fuck it icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_stoned.gif icon_beer.gif

Ellzee [ban] | Apr 24 08 : 8:23am

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larryvee on Apr 24 08 : 6:33am wrote:
Just soup for you!
Yup through a straw for six to eight weeks while his jaw ia wired shut icon_cheesygrin.gif

tobby [ban] | Apr 24 08 : 8:40am

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iv got fake teeth too

kdt55 [ban] | Apr 24 08 : 9:59am

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He went deep into the woods just to fuck up. Nice.

panzerwagon [ban] | Apr 24 08 : 10:06am

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i broke my jaw once. sucking my own cock.

zykron [ban] | Apr 24 08 : 11:19am

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Did you break your cock too? icon_confused.gif LOL. icon_cheesygrin.gif

Peaks [ban] | Apr 24 08 : 10:14am

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Now, if that pit was filled with dung tipped spikes, well, then this would have been good.

DuckMySick [ban] | Apr 24 08 : 10:25am

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A ridge too far...

bjjnovice [ban] | Apr 24 08 : 11:23am

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Bingo! ya little bastard.

CuteSomedays [ban] | Apr 24 08 : 11:23am

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ET didn't make it home. icon_sad.gif

globetick [ban] | Apr 24 08 : 11:29am

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Another college fund going into the pocket of some lucky surgeon/orthodontist. icon_eek.gif

FireWaia [ban] | Apr 24 08 : 12:49pm

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Broken jaw? he said "im ok though" in the end.

neebuz [ban] | Apr 24 08 : 1:20pm

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a green stick fracture

TetsuoShima [ban] | Apr 24 08 : 2:32pm

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The should improve BMX stunts by tazing them in the air. I think there would be unlimited amounts of entertaining footage.

iMasturbate [ban] | Apr 24 08 : 2:38pm

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more speed next time.

jcp517 [ban] | Apr 24 08 : 2:45pm

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Daring young fool and his flying machine.

cableguy2762 [ban] | Apr 24 08 : 2:47pm

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Give it another try buddy. Youll make it.

cableguy2762 [ban] | Apr 24 08 : 2:52pm

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If you hesitae this is your fate. Or should I say face.

scullion08 [ban] | Apr 24 08 : 3:07pm

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Im ok though, hardly a broken jaw

madmike [ban] | Apr 24 08 : 4:48pm

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and daddy and mommy just made the last payment on his braces

irish21 [ban] | Apr 24 08 : 5:03pm

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thats what u get for bottling out half way through u big faggot !!! GO HOME !!!

emeraldguy32 [ban] | Apr 24 08 : 7:20pm

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great caption

TheMaskedOnion [ban] | Apr 24 08 : 7:24pm

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Try a little smaller if that was your first time... icon_rolleyes.gif

cuff1957 [ban] | Apr 24 08 : 7:50pm

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what the fuck is wrong with these cheese dicks,break your fucken jaw for what trying to inpress your friends, guess what numb nuts there laughing at you while your eating through a straw for awhile.

Anti-christ [ban] | Apr 26 08 : 5:01am

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hahahaha great video, now kick his ass for being an retard

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