proof that stealing office supplies for you own personal use is not a good idea

Now brace for a whole slew of warning labels on office equipment stating that they are unsuitable for highway operation.

What a retard

And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married... But then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll, I'll, I'll set the building on fire... Office Space

And he was doing so good, Almost made it to the end

Timmy!!

Either that or get taken out by the curb ... one of ur classic "lose, lose" scenarios... unless ur looking at it from our perspective... then its a win, win :)