Comments - Rookie Shooter Learns How to Hold a Gun the Hard Way

category: Accidents | views: 61066 | posted on: 04/28/2008

He hasn't taken a shot to the eye like that since Miguel dumped him last winter.

Keith [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 4:03am

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No need to make a mean sexual comment about him Scott; he just doesn't know how to handle his gun.

K.Padillo [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 12:13pm

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da fuck is jerry sienfield doin with a sniper you cant end your career like that suicide will only help it

8039 [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 4:06am

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That's what you get for having a big nose

dizdabiz [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 4:10am

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he holds a gun like an amateur but he holds other mens penis's like a professional! icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif

defiantwisdom [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 4:14am

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I'm scared to ask how you know that diz.

dizdabiz [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 4:30am

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defiantwisdom on Apr 28 08 : 6:14am wrote:
I'm scared to ask how you know that diz.
did i set myself up for that OR WHAT! HAHAHA! icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

defiantwisdom [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 4:49am

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I don't know, was there was any lying down involved? icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

dizdabiz [ban] | Apr 29 08 : 3:18am

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defiantwisdom on Apr 28 08 : 6:49am wrote:
I don't know, was there was any lying down involved?
HELL FUCKING NO! HAHAHA! icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

drunken_asshole [ban] | Apr 29 08 : 4:04am

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icon_beer.gif I don't know what's going on but I like beer

dizdabiz [ban] | Apr 29 08 : 9:05am

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drunken_asshole on Apr 29 08 : 6:04am wrote:
I don't know what's going on but I like beer
NO PROBLEM BRO,JUST JOIN THE CREW! icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

Sushi69 [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 7:20am

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Well, there's a "Sight for sore eyes"!!!! icon_eek.gif

rimmelfarb [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 7:36am

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or maybe a "sore for sight eyes" icon_beer.gif Or something like that

zykron [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 10:05am

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At least he didn't jump the gun to get sore balls. icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_twisted.gif

electrcguy [ban] | Apr 29 08 : 6:44pm

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or a sight to make sore eyes?

omgwtf [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 4:13am

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canillo [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 4:17am

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OWNED icon_biggrin.gif

Umbrageous [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 4:17am

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900 yards away, a deer laughs. icon_twisted.gif

SHREK58 [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 5:24am

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I was thinking the same thing. Hope the deer didn't hurt himself laughing at this douche! icon_beer.gif

deleted user [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 4:24am

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Earth Nelson [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 9:18pm

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Oh I know, wait, wait, don't tell me, it was that guy in the movie where all those people were acting crazy and he kept saying funny stuff, after a while he fired that gun off, and I was like, no way that just happened, and it turned out he was really like the one who did it all along. That was awesome! icon_beer.gif

scuba [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 4:25am

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for stupid people, guns have no 'safe' side

tobby [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 4:30am

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i know..................... maybe he should turn the gun around try it again icon_twisted.gif icon_twisted.gif

Cynical_Genius [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 4:31am

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What a shit vid.

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Chocolatedame [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 4:39am

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That is Omar w/the chipped tooth & yellow plagued up teeth....I swear it is him..eww

deleted user [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 4:40am

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Calang [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 4:48am

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EYE better hold the gun more firmly next time.

absolutetruth [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 4:56am

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POW, right in the kisser.

Pumekuhp [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 4:58am

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Looked like Peja Stojakovic of
the New Orleans Hornets. icon_lol.gif
I've always thought he was a
better shot than that. icon_razz.gif

en jaywest [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 7:07am

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manicdemise [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 5:06am

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gas a jew and his dead, but give a jew a gun and he'll hurt himself and others around him for life - its a bad joke people , so glad there isn't a thumbs down anymore icon_rolleyes.gif

voluntary_amputation [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 5:20am

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How is he going to attack the Palestinians if he cant shoot a gun?

d's cojones [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 5:26am

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icon_eek.gif i don't know what's lamer..this vid, or my comments...........is lamer a word?...if u say it enough it starts to sound like "neighbor"....please, don't try this at home...I'm a professional.........exit stage left even icon_eek.gif

Azuredrake [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 6:07am

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This ain't your carney game, ping-shot air rilfe nancy boy...hold that shit hard and straight!

westies07 [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 6:17am

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Umbrageous on Apr 28 08 : 6:17am wrote:
900 yards away, a deer laughs.
have u ever heard a deer laugh?????? icon_beer.gif

digz [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 6:23am

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funniest vid description ever, i laughed like a deer 901yrds away

Punchinello [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 6:44am

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No need for him to sign up for sniper school.

secret_squirrel [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 6:48am

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Way to go dumpass.
For those who don't know what a dumpass is:
A little regional slang, describing a person of enormous stupidity and limited verbal acumen, combining "dumbass" with the fact that every time they open their mouth they take a proverbial verbal DUMP.

DramaTim [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 6:56am

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nose job

Comman [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 7:15am

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jea..looked like it broke his nose!??

DramaTim [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 7:49am

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icon_beer.gif probably better that than wearing the pirate patch over the eye icon_eek.gif

TheDeutscher [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 7:24am

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You'll never make it through the army...kill yourself and your enemy will spare five minutes for his tee time...

RobbyToxic [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 7:40am

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Nooob...obviously wasn't the guy from yesterday who was gunning down deer.

totalreason [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 7:40am

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we do a lot of hunting here in wisconsin, and that happens to new shooters all the time . we call it
"moon face" , cause you are usually left with a cresent moon shaped cut around your eye.. ive seen guys do this in person, its absolutly funny to watch but stuns the crud out of the person shooting icon_stoned.gif

Winthorp [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 8:12am

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I guess COD4 didn't really prepare him

Slipknotist [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 9:18am

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Winthorp on Apr 28 08 : 10:12am wrote:
I guess COD4 didn't really prepare him
Nice one! icon_lol.gif

BEERMAN [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 8:15am

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best part of this vid - scott used the name Miguel
(reminded me of san miguel beer from Puerto Rico) icon_eek.gif what can i say????? icon_beer.gif icon_cool.gif

eking2 [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 8:15am

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LineKILLX [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 8:37am

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He got face fucked
And wasn't expecting it.
Not even 0.01%
That's sad

Mega Man [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 8:53am

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"You'll shoot your eye out" icon_eek.gif

zykron [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 3:26pm

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He's an EYEcon for the rest of us. icon_biggrin.gif

TheMaskedOnion [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 6:30pm

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My god... icon_rolleyes.gif

Vamooska [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 8:55am

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Rifle scope 1 nose 0

fozzy3k69 [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 9:16am

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its all fun and games till someone looses an eye

violentouston [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 9:42am

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damn gonzo has a big nose...and that big nose catches a scope.

the.devil.himself [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 9:50am

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Your comments suck balls. I can't sit by and not say anything any longer.... YOUR COMMENTS BLOW ASS. Try harder.

violentouston [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 11:19am

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devil boy, don't worry about my comments. i've actually gotten a plus 2 a few times. if you don't get laid, please feel free to whine about my comments please. i'll send you some paypal for a hooker or this big gonzo nosed prick in the video if you're that unstable at everybody.
You'd like to "shoot" on me, wouldn't you skip?

WHYSPAH [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 9:47am

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icon_twisted.gif STUPID FUK icon_evil.gif

dizdabiz [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 10:14am

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WHYSPAH on Apr 28 08 : 11:47am wrote:
STUPID FUK
THEY SAY IMITATION IS THE BEST FORM A FLATTERY,BUT I JUST SAY IMITATION IS JUST A PURER FORM OF HOMOSEXUALITY!
NOW I CANT REMEMBER MY MOTHER GIVING BIRTH TO TWINS SO HOW ABOUTS YOU GO AND FIND SOMETHING THATS MORE FITTING AND MORE YOU,AND WELL SAY NO MORE ON THIS ''DISS AND A HALF!''

furvert101 [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 9:51am

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NOTHER TARD!!!!!!

retu [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 10:28am

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Looks to me like Shlom took this 1 to the snout.

Seismicshooter [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 11:48am

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DON'T CROWD THE SCOPE!!!
go back to playing skinflute in the church band assclown

badinfection [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 12:04pm

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ganzo go tkoed lol

iMasturbate [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 12:07pm

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cool he doesn't know how to use a gun. who cares.

TPL [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 2:17pm

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That is one of the reasons why you should be wearing eye protection. Not to mention his apparent lack of hearing protection as well. He'll sure wish he thought of the aforementioned when 10 years from now he's blind and deaf.

devilstutor [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 2:22pm

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icon_question.gif did he get bleeding nose? lol icon_lol.gif

vulturedoors [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 2:36pm

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Once again, I blame the people "teaching" him. They should be slapped, and then slapped again for laughing at him.

Cynical_Genius [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 2:41pm

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I don't get it. Telescopic sights usually have about 2" relief on them so he wouldn't have been able to see shit anyway. Nob-heed!

Rain [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 3:18pm

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That guy's only used to miguel's 1" relief

Cynical_Genius [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 3:20pm

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Very very, 'musin. icon_lol.gif

jcp517 [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 3:20pm

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You'll shoot your eye out kid! - A Christmas Story

stlmikie [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 3:31pm

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If the scope was a dick he would be cockeyed.

bumman69 [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 3:58pm

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hahaha the scope hit his eye hahaha

SAVAGE HMR [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 4:05pm

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Well it probably feels a whole lot more different than the 'hot monocle' that he's used to taking in the eye!

pumps03 [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 4:13pm

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there is a name for people like him in spanish i believe the word is PENDEJO!

DRIVING x AND x CRYING [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 5:37pm

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