Comments - Chick Watching a Horse Race Gets Taken Out Hard

category: Accidents | views: 24748 | posted on: 04/28/2008

Why do people continue to stand so close? Unless it's a 3-legged race at church camp, get the fuck back.

dizdabiz [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 4:09am

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thats why its never a god idea to carry SUGAR CUBES in your mouth....... icon_rolleyes.gif icon_rolleyes.gif icon_rolleyes.gif

K.Padillo [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 12:11pm

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that was a horse vs a elephant biz what can u do in a situation like that

dizdabiz [ban] | Apr 29 08 : 3:36am

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K.Padillo on Apr 28 08 : 2:11pm wrote:
that was a horse vs a elephant biz what can u do in a situation like that
SPRINT LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER!HAHAHA! icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

jagenigma [ban] | Apr 29 08 : 3:50am

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Hey Nice avatar!!!
Haven't seen earthworm jim in the longest time.
Easy way to get out of the way is to step to the side.

manicdemise [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 4:10am

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damn! i read the title and clicked expecting something completely different... maybe it was the chick, horse and hard parts icon_beer.gif

8039 [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 4:11am

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In america race cars nail you in mexico they still use horses icon_rolleyes.gif

omgwtf [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 4:11am

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What happened? I can't see shit.

koshka [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 4:12am

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Slow motion fear = Elephant.

kill-9 [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 4:55am

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I was thing the exact same thing. icon_cheesygrin.gif

rimmelfarb [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 7:32am

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she sounded like Dumbo's mom icon_beer.gif

zykron [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 10:04am

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She either slept... oh you fill in the blanks! icon_razz.gif icon_razz.gif

defiantwisdom [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 4:13am

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I bet that damn screeching hippo scared the horse. Poor little thing.

canillo [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 4:16am

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Hold your horses icon_stoned.gif icon_stoned.gif

deleted user [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 4:22am

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tobby [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 4:27am

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i dont like MR ED any more icon_sad.gif

Cynical_Genius [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 4:29am

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Horsome!

dizdabiz [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 4:39am

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Cynical_Genius on Apr 28 08 : 6:29am wrote:
Horsome!
HAHAHA!good one CG! maybe someone should've told her ''NEVER LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH'' icon_rolleyes.gif icon_rolleyes.gif icon_rolleyes.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

Komodo [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 4:32am

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That gave me a case of the trots.

Umbrageous [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 4:33am

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Nothing like watching a vid of a chick getting a good pounding from a stallion. icon_twisted.gif

itizme [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 10:27am

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And to think that damnd safty STRING didnt boock the horse icon_idea.gif hmmmmm

deleted user [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 4:36am

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Ellzee [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 1:55pm

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I guess you are speaking from experience?or word of mouth icon_cheesygrin.gif

h00dak [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 4:39am

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watch it in slow motion for the elephant sounds!!

Calang [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 4:43am

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She said wild horses couldn't keep her away.

modisoon [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 4:44am

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Yeah, ... Give me $2.00 to 'NO SHOW' on the bitch in the crowd.

Killerdude [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 4:46am

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That's what she gets for being out of the kitchen...

Buster Hymen [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 4:51am

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Thats why I buy the cheap seats, waaay in the back.

absolutetruth [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 4:55am

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This reminds me of that time I had sex with a horse.

dizdabiz [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 5:04am

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absolutetruth on Apr 28 08 : 6:55am wrote:
This reminds me of that time I had sex with a horse.
was it HUNG LIKE A MULE with a big ASS?

deleted user [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 5:40am

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yobbo [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 5:03am

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WTF did that horse fall from the sky?

Cynical_Genius [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 2:23pm

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Must have flown too near to the sun and it's wings melted. Oh no sorry, that was Icarus. icon_wink.gif

Chocolatedame [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 5:04am

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Maybe she was a Animal Rights Protester, and was trying 2 c if if the horse was being abused.lol

Pumekuhp [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 5:12am

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"I've been through the desert
on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain"
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--America

SHREK58 [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 5:20am

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"Don't you wanna ride-
Educated horses-
Don't you wanna ride-
Educated horses-
Foxy Foxy
What's it gonna be"
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--Rob Zombie icon_beer.gif

FRAYEDendsOFsanity [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 8:23am

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Who's gonna ride your wild horses
Who's gonna drown in your blue sea
Who's gonna ride your wild horses
Who's gonna fall at the foot of thee
-U2

Pumekuhp [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 11:14am

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Shrek and Fray,
Great tunes! Rock on. icon_lol.gif
icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

Cynical_Genius [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 2:29pm

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singin' traaaaa-laaaaaaa-laaa-lol a-laaa.

Pumekuhp [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 5:00pm

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Sing out, brother! icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

Cynical_Genius [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 5:02pm

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icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_beer.gif

Rain [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 3:16pm

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Didnt need to tak 'er on a date
Just had to stand here on the crate
no talking no torment
no need for commitment
just me and my animal
getting my dick bent
-GWAR

voluntary_amputation [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 5:16am

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hahaha Some people where like "is the horse ok" and some where like "is that chick ok." I hope the horse was ok.

d's cojones [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 5:20am

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i think the scared elephant caused them to do that.... icon_eek.gif

koshka on Apr 28 08 : 6:12am wrote:
Slow motion fear = Elephant.
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Punchinello [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 6:40am

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Even the horse was standing there thinking WTF is she OK?

secret_squirrel [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 6:45am

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That's what they get for horsing around. icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif

DramaTim [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 6:53am

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I don't see the connection icon_rolleyes.gif

Hellcat [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 7:20am

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Where stood the elephant that i heard?

RobbyToxic [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 7:41am

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Is it weird that the slow motion scream made me laugh? icon_sad.gif

BEERMAN [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 8:09am

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And all this time i thought you were supposed to stand BEHIND the rope barriers !! MY BAD icon_confused.gif
kinda like runnin around in the street with a bunch'o bulls - ya pretty much get what ya asked for - IDIOT icon_frown.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

Winthorp [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 8:11am

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exactly

eking2 [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 8:15am

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LineKILLX [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 8:38am

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I wouldn't be surprised if the Rider, The horse, And the other went flying to the sky
Like in Team Rocket
WE'RE BLASTING OFF AGAIN

Mega Man [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 8:52am

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nice horsey icon_cheesygrin.gif

Incarnate [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 8:59am

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After all the budget cutbacks Sylvester STALLIONE's new movie was doomed to fail
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(OK that was bad, even for NT)

Slipknotist [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 9:16am

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Again: Ouch! icon_biggrin.gif

RXNKINETICS [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 9:20am

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1st replay, I think an elephant was charging her, not a horse. icon_eek.gif

violentouston [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 9:41am

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slow horses DO get their revenge before being alpo or elmer's glue.
that horse was jealous of her and the cow in the pasture with the salt shaker

Andy420 [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 9:50am

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The slow motion screams always make me laugh..

furvert101 [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 10:00am

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its like arabian drift racing, only with 4 legs intstead of 4 wheels... thats why [they stand so close]

neebuz [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 10:37am

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she wasnt watching when he did the back flips.stand somwhere else

BEERMAN [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 11:12am

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neebuz - yer new avy makes me dizzy, .......
dizzier???? just sayin icon_neutral.gif icon_beer.gif
i just farted...........agin

Seismicshooter [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 11:46am

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that vid was weaker than the glue than that horse was turned into

iMasturbate [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 12:06pm

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what kind of a horse race was that?

poprivetpete [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 12:26pm

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horse to the mutha fuckin face bitch!! icon_twisted.gif

Ellzee [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 2:06pm

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The dumb bitch that had to get up close got off easy,I bet the horse wasn't so lucky icon_sad.gif

thumpic [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 2:15pm

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Have you SEEEEEEN some of those 3-legged races? WHOAAAAAA NELLIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jcp517 [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 3:17pm

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She must of had a carrot in her pocket.

sorrow [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 3:26pm

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It wasn't her fault, the horse wasn't going straight.
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My girlfriend screams just like that when I twist her nipples; but she says she likes it. icon_cheesygrin.gif

bumman69 [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 3:54pm

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its funny how people trust little plastic ropes icon_rolleyes.gif icon_stoned.gif icon_beer.gif

DRIVING x AND x CRYING [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 5:30pm

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Chick Watching a Horse Race Gets Taken Out Hard
IN THE BUTT ???? icon_beer.gif

Benis [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 7:30pm

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Kyo on Apr 28 08 : 6:36am wrote:
a good horse is just like a woman, both are beasts and both can get you off, by riding them
Women are beasts? You ride them? Sorry to tell ya buddy...but I think you may have been squattin' the cock.

Earth Nelson [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 9:05pm

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Horses know what they are doing when they pull this shit, trust me.

bumpyknucks [ban] | Apr 29 08 : 8:04am

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the woman with the camera sounds just like an elephant during the slow-mo replay.

tootytootsville [ban] | Apr 29 08 : 12:42pm

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There's always one attention seeking bastard that will spoil everyone's fun.

cagefighter [ban] | Apr 30 08 : 8:34am

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This reminds me I got to bet the Derby this weekend. How cool is it to win the Derby and then retire at age 3 and have sex with female horses for life. I'm jealous especially with banging female horses. icon_cheesygrin.gif

pikemaster [ban] | May 3 08 : 7:09pm

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all i heard was the elephant call from the jungle book , just where was mogley in this crowd of people?

deleted user [ban] | May 8 08 : 4:40pm