when the gunman walked into the beauty salon and said he wanted a BRAZILLIAN i think everyone assumed he wanted a WAX!

All i see is a half naked guy holding a hostage, what was he guilty of? probably robbed a gunstore

He is holding the knife to the electricity thief. Apparently, the real video was shot just after the suspect turned off the sun, and his neighbor got angry and pulled a knife. When they plugged the sun back in, they found him in a hostage situation looking quite shocked and hung loose.

i think that policeman gave him a brazillian

Brazil's finest hard at work. I'm surprised they didn't rob him after shooting him.

This Brazil nut needed cracking. But what the hell were they shooting him with, a cap gun?

Have balls

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What a complete cock-up. Not surprising though. The Police in Brazil Get virtually no money from the government for training etc. And they pay their cops about $100 per month. I wouldn't feel too confident in the police if i was in trouble over there. Even if they just arrest you for nothing, they can keep you locked up forever. Send you to Jail. The justice system is so corrupt that you will have your family sending cash for years to the judges who control that shit and they still could deny you ever sent it and keep your innocent ass inside til you croak. Nice beaches and chicks with cute asses. But that's where it stops.

"Avi... pull your socks up!!" - solved.

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All the pretty women in Brazil and this guy grabs that homeless looking bastard as a hostage. Cops should put them both out of their misery.

the thumbnail looked like a gay porn/

Textbook.
A large-print elementary school textbook for a special needs pupil with a reading age of five, but textbook nonetheless.

Pretty disturbing alright. When I think of Brazil, I think of coffee and huge female ass. I'm going to let my mother screen these vids in the future.

Brazil NUTS.......

I know that suspect !!!
Right after that video he legally changed his name
to Mohammed Ali.

Fucking brilliant hostage negotiation dumb fuckers.

Looks like those guys need to spend a bit more time on the range... or stop using blanks!

or just look where there gonna shoot

LOLOL

so did they kill him or what? this video kind of leaves you hanging.

i couldnt even concentrate with the announcer shouting the whole time.

some beautiful, steady camera work....

Crap video!
No action?
On a video entertainment site?

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it is difficult to read your crazy run on sentences!!

Kyo got three thumbs!

Four

Five

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and a cock in his ass 00===D

Brazilian cops don't play around.....but, they don't really get the job done right either. What the hell DO they do?

If your going to take a hostage - take a beautiful blonde woman not some one that looks like a walking turd.

This vid makes me want TexMex for lunch.

How du i submit funny video to air on Nothingtoxic?
I never knew...Anyone care to explain

See the bottom of the page. There's a link that says "submit a Media".

Click it. Simple as that.

That's the forces best shooter

First of all, those were two different hostages and the editing sucked ass. One hostage was fatter, had a red t-shirt and was balding. That was the one the cops fired several shots point-blank but didn't hit the side of a barn The cops probably wrestled his weapon away and beat him and his hostages up Madrid style

All I heard the whole time was "taco, taco, hola, taco, taco, me gusta taco, taco por favor?"

Duz kinda look like a gay lovers quarrel ..
"I wanna be on top - you were on top last time"
"NO - I wanna be on top - my dicks bigger!!"
decisions - decisions - decisions

Couldn't they just do their capoeira ??

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shots fired: 6
hits : 0
accuracy : 0%
but yay, they dont play around at all over there

No AIM. They need a ACOG on ther pistola...Or an air strike...

Two people, one corner.. 0 freaking hits.

Kind of ironic...He may be from Brazil but now he's Swiss cheese

didnt this camera man record an iranian kid comitting suicide yesterday?

at first i thought anthony anderson got on crack and snapped on the set of a shxtty comedy,
gta 4 at midnight bitches! i'm going to reenact this.

Why are ugly fat men always the announcers or commentators or news anchors in south america?? All the ladies on TV are HOT HOT HOT, but the most handsome "TV worthy" men are all butt-ugly fat fucks.
Maybe it's time i moved, i understand the ladies LOVE white boys.

the second hostage looked crazier than all of them,I would have shot him first

wow, that's like a scene from a movie.

If the hostage and the gunmen are both dead... er no no there not. there looking @ cops who shot inanimate objects and hid b ehind things?!

im glad not much people care about these videos cuz theres less and less comments each day

I guess that guy's what you call a "brazil nut".........get it? pretty clever huh. I thought of it all by myself like a big boy

fuck i just read some older comments someone beat me to it....how embarassing. I'll go put on my little boy pants.

Don't feel bad, I'll vote you up anyway. Hope the boy pants are still warm from the last wearer for you

Yeah, but I took 'em from a blind kid cuz I cant afford another lawsuit

Amigos. Shoot the crap out of that Puta madre. He tried to steal my electricity.

sounds like cap pistols.......

Fuck the commentary, they should have been playing Minha Menina by Os Mutantes. (or The Bees) That would have ruled

Great negtiation and shooting skills What are Brazil's pre-requisites to become a doctor

It's better than watching soccer.

I like Brazilians, they don't fuck around.

When I was a kid I had a little, fake pistole with tiny red firecracker rounds that sounded exactly like those gunshots.

KYO, slurp slurp

what the shit! see what they didn't tell us is that the guy with the gun had caught the other guy stealing his electricity

Scott is running out of good vids , make a deal with bin ladden so he can give you vids of his cutting heads off collection, and then tell us where he hides..

You efficient Brazilians - drying your clothes while reporting the news.

BOOORING!!!!!!

And?????????

Does nobody in Brazil own at t-shirt that fits? Or a t-shirt period?

It's not just a job, it's an adventure.

One for the ladies,
"hot man-on-man action"
...hot, sweaty and stinky, but hot.

sounded like a cap gun to me..

only 2 thumbs

''wich ones the gunman (bang)..... too late''

They were just plaing Counter STrike!

english bull terrier a true dog

Was that a laugh track I heard at 42 seconds in? WTH?!

This is why you should not call Carlos Mencia a "dee-dee-dee."

NOW THATS WHAT I CALL A STICKY SITUATION. hahaha

that was some fancy police work with the ducking and strafeing holding your arm out and looking the other way

Where is some officer from America when you need em... goddamn.

you cant compare the violence in cenral and south america to the usa. some times they find police officers with hundres of wound shots

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required a long beach police to control

LMAO

o pm tomou um tiro no cinto que sorte da-lhe

That human shield was not good anyway... and where is the sniper... maybe playing futbol

damn.. mexican police are douchebags...

The're Brazilian cops you dumbass!

kill them all

hello you two

blow them all the fuck up