Comments - How to Shield Yourself from a Molotov Cocktail
category: Cool | views: 56204 | posted on: 04/29/2008
If you ever find yourself in the middle of a Hondurian riot, grab a trash can lid as soon as possible.
defiantwisdom [ban] | Apr 29 08 : 4:09am
+1 
Posers. Next thing you know they'll be yelling Allahu Akbar and waiting for their virgin men.
Killerdude [ban] | Apr 29 08 : 4:19am
+4
Quick get them a skateboard...sure theyll be just as stupid on it....
My friends and I growing up were always trying to find new ways to do dumb shit with fire, but this never even crossed our minds. That could have gone wrong so many different ways. My only hope is that this spawns a bunch of copycats so we can count all those ways.
voluntary_amputation [ban] | Apr 29 08 : 5:04am
That was a wasted Moltov, you could have thrown it at a church or an orphanage or something.
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ONLY 8 MORE HOURS TILL I'M PLAYING GRAND THEFT AUTO 4!!!!!!!!!!! 
Earth Nelson [ban] | Apr 29 08 : 8:56pm
+1
To think I was drinking beer and playing "5 minutes in heaven" with chicks in the closet for my 15th American birthday party and I missed that
...ok, ok, I had "like" one beer
...and maybe I just drew a girls mouth on my right hand, but it was a pretty mouth and it was moist...
d's cojones [ban] | Apr 29 08 : 5:23am
+2
he should be glad the bottle didn't break....i mean, it would've been better for us....but u can't win 'em all.... 
bosshonkey [ban] | Apr 29 08 : 5:46am
That was such a pussy throw, the bottle didn't even break. That lid wouldn't have done shit if it had broken.
Punchinello [ban] | Apr 29 08 : 5:49am
+1
Next time use a catapult and a flaming car like a real man!
PITOLOCO172 [ban] | Apr 29 08 : 6:05am
he said the bottle didn't break...i would've loved to see what happened if it did.him and the girl whose dress caught on fire could've done some burn victim porn.i suck i know
DRIVING x AND x CRYING [ban] | Apr 29 08 : 6:46am
+1
WOW when i was their age i used to avoid hanging around in secluded places with other men trying to kill each other and instead done normal things like GETTING GIRLS!
+1
dizdabiz on Apr 29 08 : 6:07am wrote:
WOW when i was their age i used to avoid hanging around in secluded places with other men trying to kill each other and instead done normal things like GETTING GIRLS!
Tha's how they get girls. it counts i guess
secret_squirrel [ban] | Apr 29 08 : 7:22am
All I can think is I hope they keep practicing. 
This level of stupidity takes some serious brain damage and boredom.
the.devil.himself [ban] | Apr 29 08 : 7:46am
"The bottle didn't break!"
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That's right dipshit, get closer to the bottle in question. Tomorrow i'll enjoy the "Moronic boy goes up in flames" conclusion.
RobbyToxic [ban] | Apr 29 08 : 8:53am
"And in case I can't hit it with this tiny shield, I have tight girl jeans, a girls hoody, and a bandana around my mouth to ensure complete protection from a hurtling glass bottle of flames." Wish it would have hit him in his eyes! 
Slipknotist [ban] | Apr 29 08 : 1:29pm
Yay, the riot police will be so much stronger now. Just find a trash can Cool video.
SpinalShank [ban] | Apr 29 08 : 4:21pm
If it did "break" this would be a more interesting video.... "break" 
TetsuoShima [ban] | Apr 29 08 : 5:03pm
yea, they should redo it and not have a total pussy throw the bottle at him.
DRIVING x AND x CRYING [ban] | Apr 29 08 : 5:04pm
on the face maybe should be funnier to catch fire , is only an idea , for our entertainment... 
pikemaster [ban] | Apr 29 08 : 5:38pm
i dont see how it burned his hand as it wasnt there long enuff to generate heat , some more wannabee jack ass boys me thinks
these guys suck!!!!!!
arvindergill [ban] | Apr 29 08 : 10:13pm
im sure that will come in handy when i go to my next soccer game
ItsAllGoodInDaHood [ban] | Apr 30 08 : 1:25am
he needs to consider changing his friends before they move on to testing grenades on his stupid arse
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dizdabiz [ban] | Apr 29 08 : 4:07am
+10
WOW when i was their age i used to avoid hanging around in secluded places with other men trying to kill each other and instead done normal things like GETTING GIRLS!