Rescuers Save a Man from Suicide but he Falls Anyway

I think I saw this on American Gladiators...

Guy was like a Latin Jackie Chan, until the the face plant.

Latin?

looks like a renactment of spiderman vs venom...
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but seriously, he wants to kill himself, let'em do it, he'll be less of a hassle for other people..

Oh sorry are we supposed to watch these videos before commenting.
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I haven't had time there are still Alizée clips on youtube I've yet to wank over.

Umbrageous - there are a few.
@ Vid - unlucky or not as the case me be.

Nice Landing.......

His last words were "you can drop me off here" ...

was that an extreme version of TAG?

Why do people insist on waiting until other people show up before jumping? If you're going to do it, just fucking do it. The people will come later and pick up your remains.

In my experience those that wait for an audience are not that dedicated to the idea and usually just want some attention to either give them the courage to do it or brood and plead with them not to... Those that are set on the task are the ones that just quietly go in a room and hang/shoot/poison/cut themselves...
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But its the attention seekers that we all get to enjoy on NT!!

I propose a toast to all the "attention seekers" AKA "attention whores" who give their lives unselfishly to make ours a little brighter.

ill drink to that CHEERS!

You? Hell, you'll drink to anything! LMAO!

theres too much alcohol in this world causing global problems,i just figured id do the world a public service by drinking it all! its a thirsty job but someones gotta do it! HAHAHA!

CHEERS FOR MAKING THE INTERNENT A BETTER PLACE FOR ME

did he die?

Dude jumped off a train trestle, smacked by a firetruck then face planted. What do you think ... Of course he didn't.

Wrong vid DW This is the dude climbing down the balcony Though I think this guy is dead too.

Is this the ON THE SET version of "Spide mon" the mexican version
They swinging back and forth like crazy and running up walls
Lmfao
I guess he SuiSliped
Anyone see that nice Landing

Two dyslexics are driving along and one says, "can you smell petrol?" and the other says "don't be daft, I can't even smell my own name!"
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Whey Hey! I'm here til Friday

He took it hard after he was Rejected as a Rescue officer. SO HE WANTED 2 SHOW THEM THAT HE REALLY CAN REPEL & MANEUVER LIKE Spider man.

When you crash, you loose your shoes. When you fall, you loose your pants. His 360 frontflip while showing his dick is worth 9.2 in my opinion...

ill see ur 9.2 and raise you 9.8

why do they save people from suicide, they want to die letem die

Was he trying to jump or repel?Nice guy trying to kick the rescuers in the face.

He kicked the glass and fell on his ass!

For a minute there I thought it was Cirque De Soleil - Russian style?

That was action packed someone should make that a t.v. movie

Well he did succeed.....in the end, at least that's something.

OMFG! This vid is so bizarre!
It looked like a mix between Matrix and Spiderman!! °_°

Wow! those cleaners got to work fast! He was still twitching and they were getting the spill pack out! I need to show this post to my cleaner and tell her that if she doesn't start picking up the pace, she'll be the next one taking the fast route down to ground floor.

feel sorry for the guy, his balls got the worst part, no more kids for this guy ..

doesn't this remind of you the American Gladiators where Nitro or Turbo or Vibrator tries to pull down the contender? I guess the gladiator won this round. Too bad the contestant won't make it to round 2.

I THINK THE RESCUER HAD TERRIBLE B.O.

Today has been a day of shit rescue attempts.
NATIONAL FAILED RESCUE DAY

Well, if it's any consolation, looks like he could have lived through this one...what did Scott say about people that fail at suicide...?

Rescuers save a man ????
...but he falls anyway
WHO THE FUCK'S DRUNK ??? ME - OR YOU ???

DEFINETLY ME BRO!

looks like he couldn't decide between hangin' himself or jumping

The dude was having a blast til these fuckers came and tried to "save" his life

Just woulda left him to it!!... Kill ya self man

Spiderman..rofl.

You see kids ..now playing spiderman never works in real life only in the movies

"Take a look overhead
Hey, there
There goes the Spiderman."
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I enjoyed the outcome.
Guess I'm a sick puppy.

" You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometime, you just might find, you get what you need"......or DESERVE....."LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR !!!" ..okay, i'm done...

damn, now being a parapelegic will really make him want to die.

Well he is drunk, scared and cold, wonder how embaressed he felt when he found out the doctors saw his penis

That was some precision rescue crew. I can see why they didn't need an airbag on the ground.