Comments - Angry Bull in Spain Gores the Only Veterinarian in Town
category: Shocking | views: 44979 | posted on: 04/30/2008
Unfortunately, Pedro's grandma's cat suffered a heart attack the same night, and there was no one to help. :(
defiantwisdom [ban] | Apr 30 08 : 4:05am
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I think I am going to higher the Voice Over Guy to follow me around for a week. Imagine all the crazy shit that would happen then. 
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*long view of corn field...*
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TOPEKA, KANSAS.
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A corn field 3 miles from the city's edge at night is suddenly invaded by a wild pack of teenage corn guzzlers.
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*cut to shockingly detailed night barn cam video*
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With rakes in hand, the pack carries the hunting deed for a ruthless corn massacre.
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*sped up cam video showing strategic flattening of corn*
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Within minutes (!), the savages begin stripping the field of its roots...
and walking over them at the same time.
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It took only 4 hours for the corn cobber's recipe to be cooked:
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*quick flash of aftermath daytime shot http://home.gwi.net/~rdf/ imagesfrombandwid...cle_f irefox.jpg *
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A depiction of their choice of internet browser permanently stomped into the field.
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*cut to packing up and leaving*
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Luckily, the farmer's barn cam caught it all on tape...and it didn't take long for the field owner to lend local authorities a helpful ear.
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*quick cut summary with annoying white flashing*
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These teens thought they could cook up a few laughs outside the city...
but instead, their recipe boiled over at the station...
where they will have 4 years to think of something a little less corny.
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dirty bertie from number 30 [ban] | Apr 30 08 : 5:41am
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I miss Liacon. This place is not the same without him. Capricious, mercurial and often egotistical, I know he had his faults, but who amongst us does not? He was always honest, often amusing, and the interplay between himself and his wife was played out on these pages rather touchingly. I realise some of you guys may not agree, but I miss his presence here.
The vid? Oh, he probably deserved it, though I couldnt give a fuck about the last slice of pizza or the girlfriend.
Killerdude [ban] | Apr 30 08 : 6:29am
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I agree with ya bertie.....although I did have to go to the dictionary.......
Laughing Gravy [ban] | Apr 30 08 : 4:12am
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Unfortunately the vets injuries were so bad they had to put him to sleep. 
Cynical_Genius [ban] | Apr 30 08 : 7:03am
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That's easy. Just give him some of Kyo's posts to read... 
Buster Hymen [ban] | Apr 30 08 : 5:01am
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Suppose I'd be angry too if someone was trying to kill my ass.
en jaywest [ban] | Apr 30 08 : 5:21am
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"they rushed the injured veterinarian to the only doctor in town, who was recovering from being shot in a duel last week......."
Chocolatedame [ban] | Apr 30 08 : 5:31am
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That bull was just making sure that he wont be turned into a Steer....Minus Vet = Balls intact.
Umbrageous [ban] | Apr 30 08 : 5:40am
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Bull to vet "encantado amigo. You are the fucker I saw with his hand up mi novia Daisy's birth canal 
adiós" 
Umbrageous [ban] | Apr 30 08 : 5:52am
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He was always honest,
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Now facts over with, opinion time. Yeah he was pretty funny. But not one of the funniest by any stretch. I don't believe for a second he's not around. He clearly WAS around till at least yesterday. As shown by the shoutbox comments and vote anomalies for COTD
Umbrageous [ban] | Apr 30 08 : 2:41pm
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Nope. I just don't like it when someone tries to make me look like a lier or cheat. If you have a problem with that, there is a nice ignore feature being implemented soon. I suggest you utilise it.
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Unfortunately the vets injuries were so bad they had to put him to sleep.
that's so sad. here in the states, there are many rescue/rehabilitation programs just for this sort of thing. you should see some of the TV commercials.
Vets of every size and color, looking wistfully at the camera with such sad eyes, yearing for someone to come and adopt them.
It's so pitifull.
Laughing Gravy [ban] | Apr 30 08 : 6:42am
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So true. Vets may seem like a good Christmas present for the kids, but the fun soon wears off. That's when older vets are usually left to fend for themselves ... or tied in a bag and thrown in the river. 
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So true. Vets may seem like a good Christmas present for the kids, but the fun soon wears off. That's when older vets are usually left to fend for themselves ... or tied in a bag and thrown in the river.
DRIVING x AND x CRYING [ban] | Apr 30 08 : 6:05am
the bull was looking for his way out, >>>> the kitchen..
Cynical_Genius [ban] | Apr 30 08 : 6:20am
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My cat behaves in exactly the same way when he sees the vet. No bull!
Slipknotist [ban] | Apr 30 08 : 6:57am
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By all means, some of these people deserves a little beating from the bull from time to time.
d's cojones [ban] | Apr 30 08 : 7:26am
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why would they need a vet when they purposely kill the bulls? is he there to issue a time of death? should'nt there be more DOCTORS??? 
Earth Nelson [ban] | Apr 30 08 : 9:07pm
It's like the way they medically treat inmates on death row.
Here's a Hallmark card they sell for that:
>> Get Well Soon, So We Can Kill Yah! <<
cagefighter [ban] | Apr 30 08 : 7:39am
Why can't the mexicans be like the normal animal lovers the ones that make love and not war with god's creatures. Also known as bestiality. It's a win win. Si
cucarachito [ban] | Apr 30 08 : 8:12am
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how sad ....
..not about the bull or the vet ..
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pedro's grandma's cat died?
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he looked so healthy too
pikemaster [ban] | Apr 30 08 : 11:11am
peta kill more animals than any cunts , also they dont believe in animal testing , but the vice pres is diabetic taking insolin , i say fuck peta and fuck the ban on fox hunting and dog fighting
cucarachito [ban] | Apr 30 08 : 12:05pm
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as long as they continue testing for cures to "ANGER MANAGEMENT" -ehem- im all for testing
kingofmean [ban] | Apr 30 08 : 2:04pm
He can good look at a t-bone by sticking head up a bulls ass,but wouldnt you rather take the butchers word for it?
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ll_l_llll_ll_l [ban] | Apr 30 08 : 4:04am
good ...... excellent ...... why cant they get freaky deaky indoors with each other in private like normal people