Comments - Rescuers Save a Man from Suicide but he Falls Anyway

I think I saw this on American Gladiators...

Guy was like a Latin Jackie Chan, until the the face plant.

Latin?

looks like a renactment of spiderman vs venom...
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but seriously, he wants to kill himself, let'em do it, he'll be less of a hassle for other people..

Oh sorry are we supposed to watch these videos before commenting.
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I haven't had time there are still Alizée clips on youtube I've yet to wank over.

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Nice Landing.......

His last words were "you can drop me off here" ...

was that an extreme version of TAG?

Why do people insist on waiting until other people show up before jumping? If you're going to do it, just fucking do it. The people will come later and pick up your remains.

In my experience those that wait for an audience are not that dedicated to the idea and usually just want some attention to either give them the courage to do it or brood and plead with them not to... Those that are set on the task are the ones that just quietly go in a room and hang/shoot/poison/cut themselves...
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But its the attention seekers that we all get to enjoy on NT!!

I propose a toast to all the "attention seekers" AKA "attention whores" who give their lives unselfishly to make ours a little brighter.

You? Hell, you'll drink to anything! LMAO!

CHEERS FOR MAKING THE INTERNENT A BETTER PLACE FOR ME

did he die?

Dude jumped off a train trestle, smacked by a firetruck then face planted. What do you think ... Of course he didn't.

Wrong vid DW This is the dude climbing down the balcony Though I think this guy is dead too.

Is this the ON THE SET version of "Spide mon" the mexican version
They swinging back and forth like crazy and running up walls
Lmfao
I guess he SuiSliped
Anyone see that nice Landing

Two dyslexics are driving along and one says, "can you smell petrol?" and the other says "don't be daft, I can't even smell my own name!"
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Whey Hey! I'm here til Friday

He took it hard after he was Rejected as a Rescue officer. SO HE WANTED 2 SHOW THEM THAT HE REALLY CAN REPEL & MANEUVER LIKE Spider man.

When you crash, you loose your shoes. When you fall, you loose your pants. His 360 frontflip while showing his dick is worth 9.2 in my opinion...

ill see ur 9.2 and raise you 9.8

why do they save people from suicide, they want to die letem die

Was he trying to jump or repel?Nice guy trying to kick the rescuers in the face.

He kicked the glass and fell on his ass!

For a minute there I thought it was Cirque De Soleil - Russian style?

That was action packed someone should make that a t.v. movie

Well he did succeed.....in the end, at least that's something.

OMFG! This vid is so bizarre!
It looked like a mix between Matrix and Spiderman!! °_°

Wow! those cleaners got to work fast! He was still twitching and they were getting the spill pack out! I need to show this post to my cleaner and tell her that if she doesn't start picking up the pace, she'll be the next one taking the fast route down to ground floor.

feel sorry for the guy, his balls got the worst part, no more kids for this guy ..

doesn't this remind of you the American Gladiators where Nitro or Turbo or Vibrator tries to pull down the contender? I guess the gladiator won this round. Too bad the contestant won't make it to round 2.

I THINK THE RESCUER HAD TERRIBLE B.O.

Today has been a day of shit rescue attempts.
NATIONAL FAILED RESCUE DAY

Well, if it's any consolation, looks like he could have lived through this one...what did Scott say about people that fail at suicide...?

Rescuers save a man ????
...but he falls anyway
WHO THE FUCK'S DRUNK ??? ME - OR YOU ???

looks like he couldn't decide between hangin' himself or jumping

The dude was having a blast til these fuckers came and tried to "save" his life

Just woulda left him to it!!... Kill ya self man

Spiderman..rofl.

You see kids ..now playing spiderman never works in real life only in the movies

"Take a look overhead
Hey, there
There goes the Spiderman."
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I enjoyed the outcome.
Guess I'm a sick puppy.

" You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometime, you just might find, you get what you need"......or DESERVE....."LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR !!!" ..okay, i'm done...

damn, now being a parapelegic will really make him want to die.

Well he is drunk, scared and cold, wonder how embaressed he felt when he found out the doctors saw his penis

That was some precision rescue crew. I can see why they didn't need an airbag on the ground.

I don't know why but that made me laugh. If you want to kill yourself who gives a fuck, it's a victimless crime like stealing grapes at the store.

There can be only one.

Although I never wan't to wish anyone to die, he was a Fucking stupid asshole endangering all those people who only wanted to save his life from himself....Serves him right!

What's with the three stooges in the window pushing him? They're like "Nope too bad, you're still committing suicide as planned!"

2 broken legs, no big deal

I have a feeling Laser from american gladiators would have been able to catch this guy...this seems right up his alley

throw the spider web god what an idiot

I'm not a doctor but.....I'm pretty sure he didn't walk away from that.

Who's footing the bill for all that damage?Twat

they could've saved him if there were people in the next balcony down who could've easily pulled him in.

what a helpful asshole

That was the fastest pull-your-pants-down I have ever seen, or even thought possible.

Hahaha - glad I wasn't the only one who thought that was weird.

7.5 ...he fucked up on the landing though.

If the rescuers were on commission I bet they wouldn't drop anybody.

I hate to be the cop that tells the family...
"We regret to inform you that John committed suicide. We could've tried to calm him down, and reason with him but we decided it would be cooler to chase him down the side of the apartment like the old Gladiators TV event "The Wall". He inadvertantly got caught by a man who wanted his jeans, and in the resulting struggle, he fell and died with his pants down.
My condolences. Also, we will still look towards a penalty fine for his "indecent exposure" during this time."

looks like the new spiderman 4 movie is gonna be shit.......

Hey!!! Why don't we AAACCTT like we're gonna save; but just let him fall?

that's not a suicide.... it's the russiun version of spiderman....

Shoulda packed a hedge clipper. That would have gotten that repelling cop off his back.

Nice backflip, I'll give it a 9.5

Romanian Spiderman vs Ukraine Spiderman.

Never eat fried chicken on your way to a suicide rescue. Especially, if he's a professional at Wire-Fu.

Is it just me or did his pants fall off in the end?

LMFAO. . .He fell buttnaked, double dipped, flipped then died. . .he got what he wanted for fuckin around. lol.