Comments - Weird Kid Decides to Fire a Rocket Up his Own Ass

category: Funny | views: 43185 | posted on: 05/01/2008

This is what you do when you're gay but can't tell anyone because you live in Texas.

dizdabiz [ban] | May 1 08 : 4:07am

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this was just a prelude to the BIG MEATY MAN ROCKETS he was gonna recieve later on.........

omgwtf [ban] | May 1 08 : 4:10am

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Again snow in Texas? icon_smile.gif

8039 [ban] | May 1 08 : 4:17am

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What what in the butt icon_rolleyes.gif

Tommy69456 [ban] | May 1 08 : 4:19am

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if that didnt at least make you grin your on NT for the wrong reason, if it made you smile or laugh give me a thumbs up, be honest now....

8039 [ban] | May 1 08 : 4:33am

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We're on NT to see people shooting at each other and beating the crap out of each other, not some texan homosexual experiment...that's what Youtube is for

dizdabiz [ban] | May 1 08 : 4:48am

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8039 on May 1 08 : 6:33am wrote:
We're on NT to see people shooting at each other and beating the crap out of each other, not some texan homosexual experiment...that's what Youtube is for
TEXAN HOMOSEXUAL EXPERIMENT? HAHAHAHA! icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

8039 [ban] | May 1 08 : 4:33am

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We're on NT to see people shooting at each other and beating the crap out of each other, not some texan homosexual experiment...that's what Youtube is for

Calang [ban] | May 1 08 : 8:43am

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TEXAN HOMOSEXUAL EXPERIMENT? HAHAHAHA!
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talltee19 [ban] | May 1 08 : 4:20am

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damn, that shit should have penetraded his arsehole and exited out his mouth..dick.. icon_neutral.gif icon_rolleyes.gif

capo [ban] | May 1 08 : 4:20am

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Putting smart bombs in the hands of dumb people....is what Billy Bragg would sing in 'The Great leap forward'

JoeyLad [ban] | May 1 08 : 4:25am

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He got raped in the butt.. Funny Video!

Killerdude [ban] | May 1 08 : 4:28am

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IN DA BUTT.....

fozzy3k69 [ban] | May 1 08 : 4:30am

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one small step for man one giant burning rocket shaped hemorrhoid for the dumbass

Calang [ban] | May 1 08 : 4:34am

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"Friends, don't let friends fire rockets up their asses". This message brought to you by the makers of STAR BURST.

Tapeworm [ban] | May 1 08 : 4:35am

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Congratulations on getting the first rocket to Uranus. icon_biggrin.gif

LongLiveMcHammer [ban] | May 1 08 : 12:38pm

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LOL,
Very clever comment. icon_wink.gif

Lady_Knockout [ban] | May 1 08 : 12:41pm

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That was a good one. icon_beer.gif

Umbrageous [ban] | May 1 08 : 4:22pm

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Take a bow...Cosmic comment icon_cheesygrin.gif

TheMaskedOnion [ban] | May 1 08 : 7:59pm

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*Sigh* Good one. icon_rolleyes.gif

tobby [ban] | May 2 08 : 10:16am

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WOW!!!! icon_beer.gif

Raptor [ban] | May 1 08 : 4:37am

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well icon_beer.gif

wannaseesumfun [ban] | May 1 08 : 4:39am

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Bit cold looking for Texas.

LineKILLX [ban] | May 1 08 : 4:40am

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Wonder what the doctor says when he goes for a prostate exam in a few weeks

en jaywest [ban] | May 1 08 : 4:49am

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those kids are that bored? "c'mon ronnie, lets go shoot rocets in our asses today."

Soryon [ban] | May 1 08 : 12:17pm

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butt sex must have gotten too dull for them.

Buster Hymen [ban] | May 1 08 : 4:51am

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That's how Elton John got his inspiration the song Rocket Man, shooting rockets among other things up his ass. icon_rolleyes.gif

SHREK58 [ban] | May 1 08 : 5:00am

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A few more of those and he will have to have a plug for his rectum to keep his shit from just falling out.

Calang [ban] | May 1 08 : 8:51am

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I think he'll prefer just leaving the rocket up there, the fucking faggot.
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Cynical_Genius [ban] | May 1 08 : 5:06am

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Scott, sack your researchers. icon_frown.gif

jitwad [ban] | May 1 08 : 5:08am

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If a camera is at the end of the rocket, then it's considered "medical".

Pumekuhp [ban] | May 1 08 : 5:17am

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I shudder to think what NT would be
like without these lil pricks. icon_cheesygrin.gif Hilarious.

dizdabiz [ban] | May 1 08 : 5:18am

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did',t no-one think of the health and safety aspect of this..........should'nt he have put a condom on that rocket? HAHAHA!

nukemm3333 [ban] | May 2 08 : 4:56pm

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Rockets, when penis just isn't enough.

dizdabiz [ban] | May 3 08 : 1:44am

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nukemm3333 on May 2 08 : 6:56pm wrote:
Rockets, when penis just isn't enough.
HAHAHA! GOOD ONE DUDE! where ya been? icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

Punchinello [ban] | May 1 08 : 5:54am

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You should see what they do with sparklers icon_cheesygrin.gif

zykron [ban] | May 1 08 : 5:57am

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Thatnight, he settled into his rocket chair. icon_razz.gif

niknak68 [ban] | May 1 08 : 6:26am

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need more lube

DRIVING x AND x CRYING [ban] | May 1 08 : 6:45am

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let's check for some brown DNA to be sure it was his ass and not Scotts icon_beer.gif icon_stoned.gif

BEERMAN [ban] | May 1 08 : 7:12am

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my ass itches icon_eek.gif
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jess sayin

d's cojones [ban] | May 1 08 : 7:25am

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Tapeworm on May 1 08 : 6:35am wrote:
Congratulations on getting the first rocket to Uranus.
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Andy420 [ban] | May 1 08 : 8:08am

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" Only Steers and Queers come from Texas, and He's not a Steer, so that kinda Narrows it down" FMJ fuckeneh

EHO [ban] | May 1 08 : 8:11am

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hes training to take it at the rear door

Elevenbravo11b1991 [ban] | May 1 08 : 8:24am

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Estes to the testies?

themanlyman [ban] | May 1 08 : 8:26am

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hes not weird just gay

Elevenbravo11b1991 [ban] | May 1 08 : 8:29am

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Estes to the testes..

Skitzoap [ban] | May 1 08 : 9:01am

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"Smithers! I've got a rocket in my pocket!"

badinfection [ban] | May 1 08 : 9:26am

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that just proves im the smartes person alive

RobbyToxic [ban] | May 1 08 : 9:42am

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He was so excited for Ironman coming out this weekend, he was trying to fly just like him icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

JoeyLad [ban] | May 1 08 : 9:57am

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In the butt!!

BEERMAN [ban] | May 1 08 : 10:49am

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my ass itches icon_sad.gif
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bump1219 [ban] | May 1 08 : 10:58am

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that's the most snow i've ever seen in texas, that's for sure. fail!

Soryon [ban] | May 1 08 : 11:56am

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dizdabiz on May 1 08 : 6:48am wrote:
8039 on May 1 08 : 6:33am wrote:
We're on NT to see people shooting at each other and beating the crap out of each other, not some texan homosexual experiment...that's what Youtube is for
TEXAN HOMOSEXUAL EXPERIMENT? HAHAHAHA!
Calang on May 1 08 : 10:43am wrote:
TEXAN HOMOSEXUAL EXPERIMENT? HAHAHAHA!
TEXAN HOMOSEXUAL EXPERIMENT? HAHAHAHA
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NOW YOU GO, LADY! YAAAY!@
IM DUMB.
really tho.

DuckMySick [ban] | May 1 08 : 12:19pm

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ive been told to put a rocket up my ass but i never took it literally...

iMasturbate [ban] | May 1 08 : 12:52pm

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what a loser find a hobby.

Oceanic [ban] | May 1 08 : 2:32pm

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I swear the human race gets dumber with each generation!

sorrow [ban] | May 1 08 : 2:49pm

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It that guy was Kyo, then that rocket would represent NT.
Sorry Kyo, you're an easy target!icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_beer.gif

danl456 [ban] | May 1 08 : 2:55pm

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ALREADY PUT A ROCKET ON THE MOON

cableguy2762 [ban] | May 1 08 : 3:00pm

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Houston! We have a problem!!!

Higgy Jergens [ban] | May 1 08 : 3:59pm

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fuckn penis jocky

Rain [ban] | May 1 08 : 4:00pm

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All his buddies gather 'round to look at his torn asshole..later on in the shower he took a cockrocket and it turned out to be much more analdynamic

Buster Hymen [ban] | May 1 08 : 4:03pm

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Hum, this morning had two thumbs up?

Benis [ban] | May 1 08 : 4:04pm

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I think I know what Kyo wants for his birthday now.

TurboGuy [ban] | May 1 08 : 4:30pm

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Obviously he's not get enough action from his boyfriend, but buying a dildo would just be extremely gay.

Dynabolic [ban] | May 1 08 : 4:37pm

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Just when you think you have seen it all, some kid thinks of firing a rocket at his arse, Has any body else herd the saying "Only in America"

Sgt.Gunny [ban] | May 1 08 : 4:40pm

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What a HOMO!!! icon_cheesygrin.gif

melburner88 [ban] | May 1 08 : 6:37pm

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nuff said

electrcguy [ban] | May 1 08 : 4:48pm

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did anyone see the name on the side of the rocket when it was in slow mo? it was called "Penetrator"

jcp517 [ban] | May 1 08 : 6:16pm

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Elton John sang about him in Rocket Man.

jenovag [ban] | May 1 08 : 6:39pm

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wow i almost didn't watch this vid cause i thought it'd be stupid but low and behold, that was fucking amazing. It was almost like the rocket took a personality of its own and was determined to lodge itself as far up in his asshole as possible! HaHa!

1hunglo [ban] | May 1 08 : 7:05pm

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After a Taco Bell meal I've had something resembling that shooting out the other way.

NEMISIS [ban] | May 1 08 : 8:07pm

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you might be gay, if you volunteer to take a rocket up the ass, or if you go look to see where it when in. icon_neutral.gif

Komodo [ban] | May 1 08 : 8:56pm

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Tapeworm on May 1 08 : 6:35am wrote:
Congratulations on getting the first rocket to Uranus.
Hahahah icon_cheesygrin.gif That's a WIN.

drmikej [ban] | May 1 08 : 9:35pm

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Bam, zoom, straight to the moon!!

Earth Nelson [ban] | May 1 08 : 9:36pm

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heat-seeking little missile

arvindergill [ban] | May 1 08 : 10:09pm

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next time put some lubracent on it icon_beer.gif

h0spid [ban] | May 1 08 : 11:48pm

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