Comments - Poor Man Lies on the Ground Alive But Completely Mangled

Thank God he was wearing a helmet or this could have gotten ugly.

two in the pink one in the stink, what in the world goes through my filthy mind,, i dont know but it sure makes me laugh, gotta lay off the methadome

ya, get the fuck off methadone and back on the heroin, anything worth doing, is worth doing right.

He would definitely win in a game of Twister.

this is why i never play TWISTER...

wtf, this dude can kiss his own ass...

Jeezus, bet he's glad to be alive!

but he has a real bad crik in his back.

Karmasutra gone wrong

I thought it was yoga

All of a sudden I want a Pretzel....

I'll bring the cheese.

Diz! Diz! Make sure you wash the fucking car really good! I'll call Pete at the body shop in a minute to make an appointment that way he can replace the bumper and pop those dents out. Remember, mums the word.

He probably stole a slice of pizza, or was going to see someone's girlfriend. Either way he probably deserved it.

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I'm not going to say walk it off, cause thats never going to happen. But at least he waved to his fans here at NT. How nice.

lmfao

Dude, LOL!

someone just needs to take his shoes off and let him die peacefully.

Damn .. that must have been one nasty itch.

Don’t be a pussy, brush your self off and get back on that bike.

poor bastard would probably rather be dead

Twister gone wrong

He's one twisted sumbitch!

thats why my pizza didnt turn up the other day

I think that arm that was trying scratch his balls from behind, probably wasn't attached.

germelli man

I'm suprised anyone even got that joke... let alone gave you a thumbs up?

The good news is your on NT. The bad news is you won't get paid and you're a paraplegic.

all fucked up but alive, because he was wearing a helmet.

He could find employment as a human corkscrew

The result of listening to too many Chubby Checker records.

Either put him out of his misery or feed him to those rottweillers - dont just look at him like a side show freak!

i wouldnt fancy playing him at a game of twister. he would win hands down everytime

if he survives that accident does he have to shit standing up and pee sitting down?

Nice comment, Scott, we really didn't need to know about your dick fantasies.

I don't know if he was coming or going?

it;s a girl,stupid...she is wearing a tudung muslim religious scarf under her helmet.

That information gives a whole new twist to the vid.

HES POINTIN TO THE CAMARAMAN WHERE TO SHOVE IT

I bet he's thinking , man I really did it this time.

i know what the poor guy is saying, ( stop recording please, i don't want to be on Scotts NOTHING TOXIC site i dont want to entertain that little asian guy )

He looks like the "Scarecrow" lying there waiting for someone to stuff straw back into him and help him to his feet.

looks like he might just die there

Thanks, dc!

It's just an illusion, really !! I saw Chris Angel do this one time - stuck his head up his own ass, jerked off - and shot one of his eyeballs outta his dick - true!! the left with 4 girls!!
i gotta learn how ta do that shit!!!

hey guys, i gotta kinda "emergency situaTION" HERE - i jess drank the last brew - GOTTA git sum more - but now this vid kinda sceert me, thinkin MAYBE i shunt drive??? but WTF - i got MY priorities in order - if i ain't here fer the nex cuppl'a daze - you'll know i'm jus waitin fer sombody ta post the bail

I hope for him he didn't have beans for lunch...

When his arm moved I jumped I thought his breathing was just my eyes playing tricks Poor bugger though.

at least now he can see whats in his back pocket

Thats a girl not a man.

Thats a girl not a man.

David Blaine Does this Better you Bitch!

I predict him a nice career in wheelchair basketball

Looks like one of those "owned by a subway train" vids, except he's on a moped, so I can't imagine what the hell could have possibly happened to him

wonder if his/her/it's name is Gordian?
probably knot.

That person seems to be amazingly cognitive for what has happened. I understand the body shuts down pain in those type of accidents, but fuck!! Thats messed up whatever gender. That's the only downside to a helmet. Keeping your dome intact long enough to figure out just how fucked up you are and just how many fucks have cell phone cameras in the area. I'm assuming he/she died soon after? Anyone confirm??

I'm not a doctor but I'll play one on NTv.
Seriously though, common sense tells me
that no one can live long in that condition. So
I imagine he died shortly after the camera
stop rolling. So consider it confirmed, johnny.

I stayed at a Holiday Inn last night and I'd say he's screwed.

gymnasts and motorbikes dont mix...

He either slept with his pizza, or stole the last slice of boyfriend.
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Either way he certainly didn't deserve it

No, really, dude, you're not on the verge of being annoying. Wherever did you get that idea?

Was that the worst break dancer or what.?

i feel bad for him when he goes to physical therapy.

Which way did he go, which way did he go?

World Twister Champion

This is one of those cases where not wearing a helmet might be a wise move.
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@Scott: the level of empathy you express for this poor bastard is astounding.

^^maybe not riding a motorcycle is a better option. Where I'm from there is no helmet law, (but there is one for bikes+skateboards, Go figure ) and it's astounding how many people choose NOT to wear a helmet.

i might stop wearing a helmet, nah, i know a guy who has brain damage from an accident, i dont want to be him.

He had a helmet on so he should be okay, right?

what we got here is another rotc member and master of yoga

(haha!)* He looks like a pretzel wearing pants. Seriously, his dick's on his ass and his knees are behind his ears. Watch out for krama Scott.

Now that is all fucked up.

I ment KARMA. See I made fun of a little retarded kid the other day chewing on his hair standing in a sprinker. Now, I'm obviously retarded now and can't spell for shit!