Thank God he was wearing a helmet or this could have gotten ugly.

two in the pink one in the stink, what in the world goes through my filthy mind,, i dont know but it sure makes me laugh, gotta lay off the methadome

ya, get the fuck off methadone and back on the heroin, anything worth doing, is worth doing right.

He would definitely win in a game of Twister.

this is why i never play TWISTER...

wtf, this dude can kiss his own ass...

Jeezus, bet he's glad to be alive!

but he has a real bad crik in his back.

Karmasutra gone wrong

I thought it was yoga

All of a sudden I want a Pretzel....

I'll bring the cheese.

Diz! Diz! Make sure you wash the fucking car really good! I'll call Pete at the body shop in a minute to make an appointment that way he can replace the bumper and pop those dents out. Remember, mums the word.

He probably stole a slice of pizza, or was going to see someone's girlfriend. Either way he probably deserved it.

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I'm not going to say walk it off, cause thats never going to happen. But at least he waved to his fans here at NT. How nice.

lmfao

Dude, LOL!

someone just needs to take his shoes off and let him die peacefully.

Damn .. that must have been one nasty itch.

Don’t be a pussy, brush your self off and get back on that bike.

poor bastard would probably rather be dead

Twister gone wrong

He's one twisted sumbitch!

thats why my pizza didnt turn up the other day

I think that arm that was trying scratch his balls from behind, probably wasn't attached.

germelli man

I'm suprised anyone even got that joke... let alone gave you a thumbs up?

The good news is your on NT. The bad news is you won't get paid and you're a paraplegic.

all fucked up but alive, because he was wearing a helmet.

He could find employment as a human corkscrew

The result of listening to too many Chubby Checker records.

Either put him out of his misery or feed him to those rottweillers - dont just look at him like a side show freak!

i wouldnt fancy playing him at a game of twister. he would win hands down everytime

if he survives that accident does he have to shit standing up and pee sitting down?

Nice comment, Scott, we really didn't need to know about your dick fantasies.

I don't know if he was coming or going?

it;s a girl,stupid...she is wearing a tudung muslim religious scarf under her helmet.

That information gives a whole new twist to the vid.

HES POINTIN TO THE CAMARAMAN WHERE TO SHOVE IT

I bet he's thinking , man I really did it this time.

i know what the poor guy is saying, ( stop recording please, i don't want to be on Scotts NOTHING TOXIC site i dont want to entertain that little asian guy )

He looks like the "Scarecrow" lying there waiting for someone to stuff straw back into him and help him to his feet.

looks like he might just die there

Thanks, dc!

It's just an illusion, really !! I saw Chris Angel do this one time - stuck his head up his own ass, jerked off - and shot one of his eyeballs outta his dick - true!! the left with 4 girls!!
i gotta learn how ta do that shit!!!

hey guys, i gotta kinda "emergency situaTION" HERE - i jess drank the last brew - GOTTA git sum more - but now this vid kinda sceert me, thinkin MAYBE i shunt drive??? but WTF - i got MY priorities in order - if i ain't here fer the nex cuppl'a daze - you'll know i'm jus waitin fer sombody ta post the bail

I hope for him he didn't have beans for lunch...

When his arm moved I jumped I thought his breathing was just my eyes playing tricks Poor bugger though.

at least now he can see whats in his back pocket

Thats a girl not a man.

Thats a girl not a man.

David Blaine Does this Better you Bitch!

I predict him a nice career in wheelchair basketball

Looks like one of those "owned by a subway train" vids, except he's on a moped, so I can't imagine what the hell could have possibly happened to him

wonder if his/her/it's name is Gordian?
probably knot.

That person seems to be amazingly cognitive for what has happened. I understand the body shuts down pain in those type of accidents, but fuck!! Thats messed up whatever gender. That's the only downside to a helmet. Keeping your dome intact long enough to figure out just how fucked up you are and just how many fucks have cell phone cameras in the area. I'm assuming he/she died soon after? Anyone confirm??

I'm not a doctor but I'll play one on NTv.
Seriously though, common sense tells me
that no one can live long in that condition. So
I imagine he died shortly after the camera
stop rolling. So consider it confirmed, johnny.

I stayed at a Holiday Inn last night and I'd say he's screwed.

gymnasts and motorbikes dont mix...

He either slept with his pizza, or stole the last slice of boyfriend.
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Either way he certainly didn't deserve it

No, really, dude, you're not on the verge of being annoying. Wherever did you get that idea?

Was that the worst break dancer or what.?

i feel bad for him when he goes to physical therapy.

Which way did he go, which way did he go?

World Twister Champion

This is one of those cases where not wearing a helmet might be a wise move.
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@Scott: the level of empathy you express for this poor bastard is astounding.

^^maybe not riding a motorcycle is a better option. Where I'm from there is no helmet law, (but there is one for bikes+skateboards, Go figure ) and it's astounding how many people choose NOT to wear a helmet.

i might stop wearing a helmet, nah, i know a guy who has brain damage from an accident, i dont want to be him.

He had a helmet on so he should be okay, right?

what we got here is another rotc member and master of yoga

(haha!)* He looks like a pretzel wearing pants. Seriously, his dick's on his ass and his knees are behind his ears. Watch out for krama Scott.

Now that is all fucked up.

I ment KARMA. See I made fun of a little retarded kid the other day chewing on his hair standing in a sprinker. Now, I'm obviously retarded now and can't spell for shit!

i wont ride a bike anymore because drivers just dont give a shit and pull out in front of me all the time..... instead of sliding along my ass after falling off my bike, i now sit on my horn with my finger up.

couldn't make heads or tails of it

lol

Atleast he wore a big helmet so he could live long enough to feel excruciating mind numbing pain.

i dont know who put the guys hand on his own dick but its a nice touch

Does that hurts ?

i know we are all sick fucks for watching thisBUT if i saw this happen my first reaction would be to help the poor fucker not film him. The world is a sick twisted place. Good vid though

i dont give a shit who you are.
being that guy, still alive,...man that fucking sucks.
but hey better him than me

i know he loves the camera

Put your hands in the air! And wave 'em like you just don't care!

Thank god he had a helmet,
he could have really hurt himself!

fuckin hell that is horrific , they say the helmet can save ur life , well tbh id rather be dead than a mangled wreck like that , FUCK THAT

It looks like she got stuck in the middle of breakdancing.

"fuck, whats my mom going to say about this" thats what probably going through his head. Welp at least he dont need a woman to suck his own dick

http://schoolgirlcams.co. uk

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omfg thought the human body couldnt twist in so many ways you proved me wrong mate lol

DAMN! WHAT DA FUCK HAPPEND TO HIM?!

i bet he always win at twister.
prick.

You think if that guy let one rip anyone would call him on it? I think getting mangled gets you a pass on the fart blame game.

ooah lads i was totally twisted last night

Poor bastard, wonder what happened to him, doubt he survived, good that someone was decent enough to hold his hand

"And that kiddies, is why you should not speed while riding a motorcycle." lol That dude was fucked up!

Holly shit...what Da fuck Happend to this pool guy

He clearly tried to have gorrila sex. Failure is not an option, gorrila must be pleased or you will die

whynot who said he was speeding you thick fuck, go back to bed wit yuh mom

don't move him, he might have broken something....

haha he looks like a fucking umpalumpa

Amazing. It turns out you're not a "really good driver man!" I have basically no sympathy for idiots who die on motorcycles.

lol, a pretzel wearing pants. . . Poor guy.

The problem is with these accidents, that even paramedics can't do much. If internal organs get out, then the chances say game over... I've seen an accident very similar, with a motorcyclist having his guts smeared on the concrete, alive and conscious, medics standing around him, trying to scrape him together, but failing. He died on the way to the hospital. I hate it though when motorbikers use the road as a slalom track, cause one tiny oil smudge, one rock, one slip... and this shit happens. Be careful, people! Peace

its a good thing he wore a helmet otherwise he would be dead and this video would be less shocking.Poor fella,maybe he gets better in the afterlife.

"i think we just hit sombody. shit!! get the camera" XD

OMG! lets put a twister game mat under him, and spin the wheel...Weee!!

ITS A GIRL!!! OMG
I 100% SURETHAT THE BODY LIES THERE IS A GIRL/WOMAN
because she is wearing tudung / scarf / hijab
and i can tell the acciedent happens in MALAYSIA by the number plate on the motorcycle....

omg! y is he still alive?! sometimes... your just better off if you were dead...like that poor fellow. ouch... motorcycles suck!

i think what the problem was, is that he put too much armour-all on his tires...when he went to turn he just wiped out!!!

If you look closely she's not that badly injured, she doesn't want to be filmed Maybe she's ok now

Well that sucks...

At least he/she was wearing a helmet! Helmets save lives... yeesh.

Ewww...he looks like a pretzel!

warning twisted XDDD

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sucks to be him

Ive always wondered what realy happens if the doctors cant fix you I mean theres a lot of this type of vids where people are still alive and some even worse! I mean do them doctors like put you down or something!!!