Guy Gets Messed Up Bad Trying to Fly a Kite

Next week he'll be back on NT all fucked up again after trying kite-boarding with his skate board.

owned doin gay shit

ive seen alot of crazy shit in my life, but never a kite fly a guy

there is actually another vid like this somewhere in back in NT but the dude gets like 5x as much air. or atleast i think its here on NT, i dunno i dont watch vids anywhere else really so prolly.

http://www.nothingtoxic.c om/media/11294424...me_Ki te_Surfing
fucking nutrageous!

That was wild

He cared more about the kite than his friend.

thats because the kite was smarter and more likeable.

he was fying a kite so this, is the least of his troubles.

TOUCHDOWN

How many more fuckin times!!!
WE WASNT DESIGNED TO FLY!!!!!!
what a muppet

This guy was later seen driving himself to hospital, at high speed down the wrong side of the road in a white SUV, you know the rest.
"COCK".

what does a rooster have to do with this?

maybe its time to find an indoor sport - i suggest the amazing pastime of watching tv and eating crisps.

was that a scene from that series WHEN KITES ATTACK? cos he got CHEWED UP&SPAT OUT!

Wonder if that's how Benjamin Franklin got his start

he'll have a better chance if he jumps off a building and flaps his arms..

Safe!

All his friends told him how fun it would be, but it was a terrible letdown

Hopefully I'll be "as high as a kite" this weekend!

and ill be above you somewhere in the stars i reckon! HAHAHA! the true reality is ill probably be way down below you........somewhere in the gutter,but self inflicted so its all good!HAHAHA!

He's been watching Surfs Up waaaaaaaaaay too many times!

in through your nose out through your mouth

He should stick to extreme watercolour painting.

I've always wanted to see how many balloons I needed to take off, but I always visioned myself going straight up, inside a tall living room.

The guys from the chess team decided to start an outdoor activity to help out with thier pale complections.... back to the drawing board fellas!

That wasn't a kite he was attached to. ...He harnessed himself that that dude who shot a rocket up his ass.

when I was a kid, we used to tie a piece of thread to a junebug's leg and fly it around...it's much, much safer.

dirt dobbers work well for that too.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!All the people look like ants from here Wait a minute they are ants Ohhhhhhh my poor body

He's lite in the loafers!

this is qhy the vegetarian get the most punishment, what a weak landing..

Remember the song from mary poppins? I'm sure his friends sung that as a joke from then on so much that he killed himself

Did the kite get stuck on a plane or what ??

Was that Andy Dick or Bill Gates. I haven't heard from either in a while.

shoulda hand cuffed him to handle...that would be funny.....ha ha ha

It's not every day you get a chance to fuck up in twenty minz.

i bet thats the last time he goes kite flying in chicago! ( everyone scratches their heads as usual wondering what the fuck dizdabiz is talking about) CHICAGO! THE WINDY CITY? OK! OK! IM LEAVING.......

I lol'd when he said "Oh fuck!" Hahah. Great video. I bet that was pretty fun, yet a bit scary. It's a good thing he wasn't a toothpick 'cause he could have kept going for miles.

Isn't this what's called "kite surfing"? I mean, he had to have been expecting it as he was wearing a helmet.

In soviet Russia kite flies you

TALK ABOUT EMBARASSING MOMENTS ! -
The first time i went golfing, many moons ago, the "starter" on the first tee was a nice lookin woman - when she asked me if i need my balls cleaned - well, shit - after i pulled my pants up, and the manager settled down - we jess left and got drunk - HOW THE HELL WAS I SPOSSED TO KNOW WHAT THE FUCK SHE MENT???

..what did he think was gonna happen?

TALK ABOUT YER EMBARRASSING MOMENTS!
The first time i played golf, many moons ago, the "starter" at the first tee was a hot lookin chick - she asked me if i needed my balls cleaned - well shit!!, after i pulled my pants back up and the manager settled down, me and my buds jess went out and got drunk. HOW THE FUCK WUZ I SPOSSED TO KNOW WHAT SHE MENT??

sorry bout my repeats today guys - i gottabout a 20 minute delay when i posty - thought sumthin wuznt workin there fer a while - or - maybe its them fuckin 15 beers kickin in already ???
lemme try one more time

Holy Fuck...how gay

that looks fun. i want one

All the thrill of parasailing without the cost! ........who the fuck flies kites?!

IN SOVIET RUSSIA - KIRE FLYS YOU
Seriously, The kite flew that mother fucker