Next week he'll be back on NT all fucked up again after trying kite-boarding with his skate board.

owned doin gay shit

ive seen alot of crazy shit in my life, but never a kite fly a guy

there is actually another vid like this somewhere in back in NT but the dude gets like 5x as much air. or atleast i think its here on NT, i dunno i dont watch vids anywhere else really so prolly.

http://www.nothingtoxic.c om/media/11294424...me_Ki te_Surfing
fucking nutrageous!

That was wild

He cared more about the kite than his friend.

thats because the kite was smarter and more likeable.

he was fying a kite so this, is the least of his troubles.

TOUCHDOWN

How many more fuckin times!!!
WE WASNT DESIGNED TO FLY!!!!!!
what a muppet

This guy was later seen driving himself to hospital, at high speed down the wrong side of the road in a white SUV, you know the rest.
"COCK".

what does a rooster have to do with this?

DELETED

was that a scene from that series WHEN KITES ATTACK? cos he got CHEWED UP&SPAT OUT!

Wonder if that's how Benjamin Franklin got his start

he'll have a better chance if he jumps off a building and flaps his arms..

Safe!

All his friends told him how fun it would be, but it was a terrible letdown

Hopefully I'll be "as high as a kite" this weekend!

He's been watching Surfs Up waaaaaaaaaay too many times!

in through your nose out through your mouth

He should stick to extreme watercolour painting.

I've always wanted to see how many balloons I needed to take off, but I always visioned myself going straight up, inside a tall living room.

The guys from the chess team decided to start an outdoor activity to help out with thier pale complections.... back to the drawing board fellas!

That wasn't a kite he was attached to. ...He harnessed himself that that dude who shot a rocket up his ass.

when I was a kid, we used to tie a piece of thread to a junebug's leg and fly it around...it's much, much safer.

dirt dobbers work well for that too.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!All the people look like ants from here Wait a minute they are ants Ohhhhhhh my poor body

He's lite in the loafers!

this is qhy the vegetarian get the most punishment, what a weak landing..

Remember the song from mary poppins? I'm sure his friends sung that as a joke from then on so much that he killed himself

Did the kite get stuck on a plane or what ??

Was that Andy Dick or Bill Gates. I haven't heard from either in a while.

shoulda hand cuffed him to handle...that would be funny.....ha ha ha

It's not every day you get a chance to fuck up in twenty minz.

i bet thats the last time he goes kite flying in chicago! ( everyone scratches their heads as usual wondering what the fuck dizdabiz is talking about) CHICAGO! THE WINDY CITY? OK! OK! IM LEAVING.......

I lol'd when he said "Oh fuck!" Hahah. Great video. I bet that was pretty fun, yet a bit scary. It's a good thing he wasn't a toothpick 'cause he could have kept going for miles.

Isn't this what's called "kite surfing"? I mean, he had to have been expecting it as he was wearing a helmet.

In soviet Russia kite flies you

TALK ABOUT EMBARASSING MOMENTS ! -
The first time i went golfing, many moons ago, the "starter" on the first tee was a nice lookin woman - when she asked me if i need my balls cleaned - well, shit - after i pulled my pants up, and the manager settled down - we jess left and got drunk - HOW THE HELL WAS I SPOSSED TO KNOW WHAT THE FUCK SHE MENT???

..what did he think was gonna happen?

TALK ABOUT YER EMBARRASSING MOMENTS!
The first time i played golf, many moons ago, the "starter" at the first tee was a hot lookin chick - she asked me if i needed my balls cleaned - well shit!!, after i pulled my pants back up and the manager settled down, me and my buds jess went out and got drunk. HOW THE FUCK WUZ I SPOSSED TO KNOW WHAT SHE MENT??

sorry bout my repeats today guys - i gottabout a 20 minute delay when i posty - thought sumthin wuznt workin there fer a while - or - maybe its them fuckin 15 beers kickin in already ???
lemme try one more time

Holy Fuck...how gay

that looks fun. i want one

All the thrill of parasailing without the cost! ........who the fuck flies kites?!

IN SOVIET RUSSIA - KIRE FLYS YOU
Seriously, The kite flew that mother fucker

kites are so gay, if i did that & ended up getting a kite lodged in my fucken nose i wouldn't even go to the hospital for help because than i'd have to admit to someone i actually played with a fucking kite and kites are gay i mean it's not like it's the 1920s, who the fuck even has a kite anymore did he steal his grammy's kite during her afternoon nap after their intense game of scrabble or did he go to toys 'r' us and ask a sales associate where he could find the kites only to be told he has to order one & give his name to their waiting list because they don't have any in stock since there isnt a big demand for kites because even retarded 5 year olds dont play with kites!! because if they did we'd have kids launching their retarded asses all over the place!!! KITES ARE FUCKING GAY!!!!!!!!

You obviously don't have kids - they love kites. To watch a kid's eyes light up when the kite finally manages to catch flight is priceless...besides, I don't think I've ever heard someone say "kites are fucking gay!!!". People who think kites are gay don't have kids cos they're gay!!!

gay people can adopt their own lil brats if they wanna be parents
i jus dont like kites

Me either. I hate how they fly with their tails all waving through the air and how they get way up high in the sky and stuff. It's craziness. Seriously though. We all have our phobias. I suffer from arachibutyrophobia.

Im sorry to hear that such a phobia exist. just flip the sandwich over jelly side up. problem solved

I hope you know I was joking, my friend.

Can you imagine having that phobia?

That was brilliant!

wow, it's like kite surfing on land.

traction kites are pretty fuckin badass actually...but all the people talking shit about them never leave their rooms so they wouldnt know

Breaking her racism in early eh?
It's alright when her shadow's not as dark i bet.

was that a regular kite, or were the morons kite surfing on land?

He missed the Moon by thaaat much!

He could have gone on forever.

was that not ment to happen

Not sure.. Either way, it's hilarious.

That moron hit the dirt hard as hell, they should hook him up to a bigger kite and let him have at it.

Hes doing it wrong

Spencer at the National Spelling Bee:
--
And Spencer, for the win, your word is:
hippopotomonstrosesquippe daliophobia.
Take your time. Sound it out.
--
Spencer: "hippopotomonstrosesquipp edaliophobia. May I have the word used in a sentence?"

damn was dat 4 reel?

What the FUCK, dude! Were they flying a boeing?!

What a moron, he prefers a broken leg/neck than a friggin kite. Really what a moron.

i wreckon queer cunt would of got straight up if he landed on his head

If the guy weighed more than 95 pounds, he might have had a better handle on his Radio Flyer.

Flying fiddlesticks!

"Friends" don't even look like they pretend to give a shit.

by the looks of it that gave him a bad wedgie

Hehe that shit was ELITE...I mean...haha listen to his scream when he lands man...omgz ima cry man

Wow, that was awsome! I'd fly a kite at my local park if the winds could get me air like that. The landing - hmm, that's a doozie! Would have to figure something out, there.

Great, he looks just like a potato sack, and that's why he landed like a potato sack

I know one this guy whos retired and his hobby is know smoking tons of pot and flying kites....and yeah kids also love kites for some reason so kites arnt gay... deadbabydoll. I agree with Pumekuhp

hahaha what kind of kites are they flying?? i wish my kite could lift me in the air!

Lets go fly a kite up to...you know the rest...

oh kite man!

haha.. that had to hurt

lol i thought flying kites was safe and enjoyble thing to do ill give it a pass... and stick to doing cross word puzzles

I cant stop watching this one

You and me both. It's hilarious. "Oh, f*ck!" This video is funny too: http://www.nothingtoxic.c om/media/11466561...by_a_ Trampoline

You hear the guy that looks to be the instructor "This... uh... this is good." Haha. Three beers for that deutche!

http://schoolgirlcams.co. uk

Lol rape.

"FUCK I THINK I SWALLOWED A BUG"

last time i checked u were suppose to fly the kite not the other way around

lolz

(mid-flight)ooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooo. ... (the gracefull landing) DAMN!!!!!...... give him a beer, and a good fat joint (dimbag Japan), along with about 15 minutes and he'll walk. lol

Look I can fly! Wait!

kool kite