Lesson #1..Gravity

i love it when people fall off their bicycle kick....

QQ MORE

Self confidence is a good thing, overestimation of one self isn't...

ronaldo has got nothing to worry about

Figures. It's not his type of sport. Bad poetry and whining is where he excels.

That's one way to qualify for disability allowance...

I thought all asians knew the secrets of the matrix. Maybe I was wrong?

Good thing he was wearing his helmet when he fell on his vertebrae.

Seemed like a great idea at the time.

I always like it when the trick fails. It is usually the result I wish for cos I'm an evil prick like that.

Maybe if his pants werent so tight his balls might develop and he could walk it off.

Emo tricks are pretty cool!

i hope he dies on a painful death for his gay emo-style

mabey theres a reason people usually only do this on grass...?

Judging by his performance and reaction time, I would say he was on grass.

BICYCLE KICK? i think that was more his brain needs to be RECYCLED KICK.....

He should stick to writing poetry...

Always enjoy it when some Emo douche makes himself look MORE like a douche....
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I wish my yard was Emo... That way it would cut itself...

why is there only two vids today

turn the family filter off.

it is off got two new vids the 3rd one is "idiot runs over himself" etc... and so on ???
posted on 2nd may

Try turning it off and on.It worked for me.

oh yeah..

send it to me ill fix it and send it right back. honest

Log out and log back in worked for me yesterday..

Throw your computer out of the window. Works for me every time.

^^LMAO hahaha Suggestion of the day

my computer is good at chess ,but shit at kickboxing

Your computer can't fight

Kicked my ass..

^ so i win

Turn off your family filter

"I must be emo."
Dumb kid. Take that for being so ridiculously pathetic.

even if he got it, he's still an emo.

head on....oh yeah im not suppose to say it, its never got my ass COTD anyway so apparently ya'a dont like to hear it anyway, sorry I get kinda sentimental about it

I'm sure he was all emotional after that one!

he was more intent on flinging himself on the floor than making contact with the ball.

"That yellow line on the ground next to your head - it leads to the sideline, mate"

we all saw it people , is a matrix move..

He must be practicing for the Emo Games coming up this fall on FU Tv!

not enough Hair Spray...To be Guile

thats defo an american trying to play football

we all now know the answer to the question "Where's Waldo?" he's on his way to the ER

He looked like he just tripped over....REALLY badly.

hahahahahahahahahahahah what are retard hahahahahahhaha

Emos like hurting themselves

How'd that work out for ya stooopid

That's how I ride my bicycle!

nice

that slo mo sounded like the elephant man having an orgasm

its not soccer is sucker

goooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooool gol goooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooool oh wait dumbass didnt make

What an emo newb.

Emo's, is there anything they can't do ?

not even close

emo's are retarded as fuck and the end of that video was funny as fuck

mid way into his flip, he decided not to do it, cause he feared getting hurt..

I never thought that I'd say this, but the replay effects at the end sound like the camera is having popcorn.

emo's keep inventing new ways to hurt themselves....to my enjoyment..

Your Doing It Wrong !
on the other hand .. the guy has the nose and face of a pig .

This is a wheelchair kick!

It's the skinny jeans. What a faggot.

special olympics soccer at its finest. They kicked him off the team after this. emo retard.

i see no bicycle in sight. and why would you want to kick a bike anyways?

Great, now there's another reason for Emo boy to cry.

wtf was he wearing?

blacktop and beetlejuice stripes

i love to see goth divvyies get really hurt

another reason for being sad emos sux!

this gives the emo kid a real reason to cry about something

He was way off on that one.

No no, that's all wrong. Get up and do it again. NOT on the grass.

should have done it on a grass field... idiot

the main picture on the video looked so sweet

that was not supposed to be a special kick...that emo just tried to hurt himself by hitting the ground hard. that ball there was just coincidence.

fuckin emo fags.

ahh come on. He took it like a champ.

swedes again...

retard

sounded like they were clapping at the end

That's what he gets for looking like a douche..

what kinda twat does a bicycle kick on tarmac anyway? Nob.

HAHAH look AT HIS EMO ASS! HAHA TIGHT PANTS AND FAGGOTISH HAIR THAT COVERS ONE EYE!
WHATA BITCH!

I guess emo's cant fly...they just float around like fairies.

I really can fathom any other possible outcome.
Exactly what was he expecting to happen?

Who hasnt tried and failed at a bicycle kick?

what did he exspect?

Now someone kick the stupid prick in the balls.

....and that my friend...is why emo kids, shouldn't play any sport...especially in a sad game of soccer.
Cheers on losing a tooth emo dude!!!!

is not bicycle kick fuck is (chilena)

Whoever did the editing REALLY hates Emo kids

pip pip wanker. Thats CEMENT twat. WTF did you think was going to happen?

Dirty EMO fuck!

jap techknology skills have gone down hill cince the ps3 came out
xxx

Grape Stomp pansy ass.

It has sounds of all his medular column unions breaked

hahahahah gay and stupid

I saw his outfit and i knew that`s justice. -

fuck white man cant jump. emo kid cant jump. maybe if he wore some fuckin pants that would let his lil ass dick and nuts have a chance to fuckin breathe and maybe grow someday, he might be able to maneuver his fuckin self. fuck em. i always laugh at emo fags in tight pants eating shit, unless youre spider man, dont try to do acrobatics in tight ass clothes, and even spider man wears spandex, had that lil faggot farted he would have probably ripped the seams out of his girl size 0 jeans

no1 emos shudnt play football and 2 why is he tryin to do tht on concrete lol stupid faggot

the slow- mo voices had me CRACKING up!!!

lol. awsome slowmo

If theres four or more people knowing he was about to do that shit on blacktop, it should of been four different camera angles

loved the editing

Where's the techno remix for this one?

As a soccer player that is fucking hilarious. She tries to bicycle kick it and half way through it looks like she is fucking attempting to headbutt it.

She? Fuck, I'm pretty sure that's a dude. But who the hell knows these days, all the emo guys look like flat-chested chicks.

That's what he gets for having such a stupid haircut!

Silly emo.

Backs up my theory that Emo's Shouldn't Attempt Sport.....Or Maybe They Should. 1 Emo Down...

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what the fuck was he thinking

fucking emo. even when hes in pain he still has enough strength left to CLAIM HIS INDIVIDUALITY with that lame symbol

I dont understand how it went wrong?! He put on the tightest pants his sister owns, his lucky "tear-catching" bandana, and spent 2 hours straightening his emo helmet hair. If that failed then how the hell do you do a bicycle kick?!?!?

Stupid, in my country almost everyone can do a bicycle kick

just lame