Dude Takes the Shortest Car in Existence for a Drive

ha! check that steering wheel out, a Xbox controller is bigger

looks pretty cool, but i bet some people would have the urge to run over it if it was on the street..

Its cool and all....but can you pick up bitches in it??

yea, but they have to be under 130 pounds, or then it won't be going any where..

*insert lowrider joke here*
I cant think of any, I just got back from the emergency room and I'm full of antibiotics and painkillers

You sure that was the ER and not diz's place?

DIZ is the name and STREET PHARMACY is the game! HAHAHA! seriously though i told him ONLY GO IN ONE FUCKING DIRECTION take either the UPPERS or the DOWNERS! YA DONT MIX THE BLUE PILLS WITH THE RED PILLS,BUT DID HE LISTEN? HELL FUCKING NO! some people eh!
HAHAHA!

Actually I was at the ER for a possible staph infection around my eye, but I went back today for another injection, and a strange male nurse gave me the injection in my buttocks..no joke....maybe it was you diz? If so I hope that was a needle jabbing my nethers.

I still hate you.

for what? Poor little gremlin...did someone poor water on you?

HAHAHA! so im small like a needle? HAHAHA! give me SOME CREDIT! HAHAHA!
actually the rumours going around according to some of the women ive been with is im hung like the SPACE SHUTTLE! HAHAHA! so are you walking around with an eye patch? if so you m ay as well put a bandanna on your head,a plastic parrot on your shoulder and call yourself CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! HAHAHA!
seriously though,hope it clears up&all is well matey!
HAHAHA! WTF?

When did they let Beavis drive the batmobile....

wait for the sequel ,decapatation under bus

WOW! a car that can never get stuck in traffic.......it can just drive under all the other cars!
too much time on your hands=a guy that builds shitty little cars=he's a FAG!

Praise The Lowered!

HAHAHA! that was good!

I like the look but I'm not willing to ram into the back of an 18-wheeler to achieve it.

flatmobile?

I suppose this is a special design ordered by Tom Cruise?

pancakes anyone?

i have turds bigger than that car( you have to say it with a thick country accent)

With the price of gas - I see even Batman has to scale back some!

was he shifting gears with his willie, I didn't see his hands move

I see the price of gas has hit everyone - Even Batman has had to downsize!

sorry about the double post's - just sometimes this sight blows your post off and then you post again and the original one magically appears!

Where is a low lying cable line when you need one?

Besides driving that deathtrap, he's on the wrong side of the road!

The downside to not having a hood is that he'll have soggy seats after he drives through the car wash. But then again, car washes require "neutral and no brakes," and he ran out of room to fit a neutral gear.

Dude Takes the Shortest Car in Existence for a Drive... on the opposite side of the road.

that's because its england you dumbass

it was a joke.

It's in the UK, we don't have Wendy's!
I'd like to see that car try and go over speed bumps!

NO WENDYS? WTF are you chatting about,i fucked about 20 WOMEN CALLED WENDY! HAHAHA!

hang on you guys
there is a deeper reason here
this guy has taken upskirting to a new level
High Speed upskirting
GENIUS

Lucky guy, must be reverse compensating for his penis.

YOUR RIGHT! he must be hung like a mule on FUCKING STEROIDS! HAHAHA!

i dunno about you lot but i'd feel like a twat driving around in that thing!! just sayin

is a seat for two ,is always a good option when you do not want to take your mother in law with you..

Might as well buy a go kart.

It twas a normal sized car until I sat on the hood!

no diz, those wereall transvestites named wendel , those drugs got you chasin that stick pussy again. lol j/k

HMmm....well that would certainly explain why i woke up with my trousers on back to front with the zipper open and why those transvestite hoe's on the street corner keep giggling& waving at me like they know me! HAHAHA!

Short car is short.

did you see all that shit between the seats. How the fuck are you supposed to get a hummer in that thing?

why?......why?

i want to see whats under the hood...it sounded like a six speed motor...impressive

....all my friends drive a low-rider -da-da-da-da--da-dum ta-dada -duh dum