Comments - Dude Takes the Shortest Car in Existence for a Drive
category: Cool | views: 37574 | posted on: 05/04/2008
He thought he was cool til he ordered a Frosty through the Wendy's drive-thru and couldn't reach the fucking thing.
voluntary_amputation [ban] | May 4 08 : 4:23am
+1 
Its cool and all....but can you pick up bitches in it??
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You sure that was the ER and not diz's place?
HAHAHA! 
for what? Poor little gremlin...did someone poor water on you?
Actually I was at the ER for a possible staph infection around my eye, but I went back today for another injection, and a strange male nurse gave me the injection in my buttocks..no joke....maybe it was you diz? If so I hope that was a needle jabbing my nethers.
actually the rumours going around according to some of the women ive been with is im hung like the SPACE SHUTTLE! HAHAHA! so are you walking around with an eye patch? if so you m ay as well put a bandanna on your head,a plastic parrot on your shoulder and call yourself CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! HAHAHA!
seriously though,hope it clears up&all is well matey!
I still hate you.
for what? Poor little gremlin...did someone poor water on you?
Tommy69456 [ban] | May 4 08 : 6:35am
i have turds bigger than that car( you have to say it with a thick country accent)
Punchinello [ban] | May 4 08 : 6:37am
+3
With the price of gas - I see even Batman has to scale back some!
Earth Nelson [ban] | May 4 08 : 6:50am
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was he shifting gears with his willie, I didn't see his hands move
Punchinello [ban] | May 4 08 : 7:01am
I see the price of gas has hit everyone - Even Batman has had to downsize!
Punchinello [ban] | May 4 08 : 7:27am
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sorry about the double post's - just sometimes this sight blows your post off and then you post again and the original one magically appears! 
iMasturbate [ban] | May 4 08 : 7:28am
+1
Dude Takes the Shortest Car in Existence for a Drive... on the opposite side of the road.
DRIVING x AND x CRYING [ban] | May 4 08 : 8:48am
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is a seat for two ,is always a good option when you do not want to take your mother in law with you.. 
totalreason [ban] | May 4 08 : 9:46am
+1
no diz, those wereall transvestites named wendel , those drugs got you chasin that stick pussy again. lol j/k
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no diz, those wereall transvestites named wendel , those drugs got you chasin that stick pussy again. lol j/k
Higgy Jergens [ban] | May 4 08 : 11:28am
i want to see whats under the hood...it sounded like a six speed motor...impressive
cucarachito [ban] | May 4 08 : 11:30am
....all my friends drive a low-rider -da-da-da-da--da-dum ta-dada -duh dum
Cynical_Genius [ban] | May 4 08 : 1:34pm
+1
You don't pick up chicks in this thing... you just drive right up behind them, take their legs from under them and they land ass first on your face.
Cynical_Genius [ban] | May 4 08 : 2:07pm
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bummer when you have a sausage fingered moment right on the punch-line.... 
Lady_Knockout [ban] | May 4 08 : 2:51pm
Those seating arrangements don't look too comfortable.. and where the hell are the airbags? At least you could drive under and pass a semi truck on the highway.
cableguy2762 [ban] | May 4 08 : 4:14pm
+1
Will you guys give me permission to just punch this guy in the face for thinking hes cool?
aussiedude [ban] | May 4 08 : 7:09pm
Wonder if the aftermath will be shown on here the day after he's going to fast to stop & goes under the back of a Land Rover.
Now I always see those old bald fat guys driving porches and convertible shit as my area is like the highest concentration of mid life crisis(is?) in the bloody world but I wouldn't know what to think of somone driving a mini batmobile...shit I was going somwhere with this....
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poprivetpete [ban] | May 4 08 : 4:09am
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ha! check that steering wheel out, a Xbox controller is bigger