Comments - Not So Bright Gnu Tries to Take On a Bunch of Rhinos

I Gnu that was gonna happen...

that's no gnu, that's duke nukem forever. IVE GOT BALLS OF STEEL.

who GNU rhino's were such pussies!

i reckon he must have had a buyer for the horns

HEY GILBERT!!!!

Hey Im ur friend

You see that thing wagging at the end of his back?
That's not his tail, it's his balls....oh yeah, they're that big and have a life of their own.

That was hilarious.

bulls should be replaced with rhinos, to see how tuff those bull riders really are..

lol, imagine that, people would be running like crazy, or maybe the streets would be empty..lol

hell yea..lol, they're gonna put those POINTY horns in the peoples asses..lol

If they were'nt on the extinct species list that just might be a good idea!

Now THAT's courage,
Ok, maybe it's stupidity.
But he rocks just the same.

so much for that whole size ain't shit myth!

The best question of 2008
Is this Gnoe Breave Or Stupid ?

I once shot a gun with my gnu ....doo dam my dyslexia

cha ra cai quai gi

The Gnucklehead almost got gnuetered and lost his gnuts.

That nigga just went Tananmen square on their asses

I have always wondered why the world wildlife federation and the world wrestling federation had the same initials now i know (WWF)

I think that the gnu overestimates itself!!

I try to stay away from horny animals, in both meanings of the word.

they surly gave him the horn

That like me, when I butt heads with my mother in law and her daughters!

Poignant.

that gnu fought like that dud fighter

everydayI could use my headon joke but then again i guess whats his name could use his stole the last slice of pizza joke too

Its about time someone stood up against them rhino's !

after that flip, he GNU what he was up against, and backed off harhar

Rosie O'Donnell, Roseanne Barr, Starr Jones and Raven Symone are just big bullies.

Horny Rhinos Embrace the GNU-Age...

i think the wildebeest was showing off in front of the crowd.

is it a gnu or a wilderbeast or are they the same thing?

yeah both the same gnu is short for wilderbeast

i feel the same way when i see a bunch of really big black guys from the hood infront of me, in my case running is a better option..

i can gnu.
gnu?

Now that takes balls

No gnews is good gnews with Gary Gnu.
The Great Space Coaster from the early 80s - http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=mAwVIZDAUF0

i was waiting for the gary gnu jokes to show up...and i give him a 6.4 ....the landing sucked

which way did he go georgie, which way did he go? duhhh

punchline to a joke involving a gnu and a doctor:
"so the doctors walks into the office and tells me
'i got some good gnus and some bad gnus' .....
...
....ok, make up your own joke from here

The good gnus is your glasses are ready.
The bad gnus - you have a bunghole where your belly used to be!

...the good gnus, you're about to have wild group sex,
the bad gnus, it's with a pack of horny male rhinos
(I dunno how the doc would know this from an exam, but don't know why he would be talking to a beast either)

The good gnus is you have balls of steal. The bad gnus is the pain that has been tormenting you is internal bleeding, there's nothing we can do for you

but wait.
There's more. You also...have alzheimer's disease...
So then the Gnu replies, "well, at least I don't have internal bleeding!"
The part after the exclamation mark I stole from a real joke. The first part was the end of my joke. IT WAS A COMBO BABY!!!

The doctor tells his patient that he has good gnus and bad gnus.
The patient says whats the bad gnus? The doctor says you only have 30 days to live.
The patient says what's the good gnus?
The doctor says, see that big breasted nurse, I'm fuking her

This Gnu never had a chance... His owner is the emo retard that tried to do a bicycle kick from yesterday. This is why interspecies mating is illegal.

Fair do that Gnu had balls of steel ya can't beat a challenge in life!

The black rhinos would just all jump on him. Just kidding

that animal thought he was rhino , personality disorder me thinks

Nice try mate!

He got head

were the fuck is the giant balls smily?!i mean shit humans do sum dum shit to look big infront of there girls........so u nooooooo hes getting sum gnu pussy tonight!

Wildebeest - 0
Rhino Posse - 1
.
He gets credit for effort though, clearly everyone involved had a pretty good buzz goin'

who dares cross blades with the 4 muskateers

"If you've ever wondered if a wildebeest can be mentally retarded, here's your answer."
No, never wondered. All hooved animals are idiots

haha he got the message so he starts to walk away

shit! that gnu have balls

Most thieves aren't that bright

Luckily for the Gnu, the Rhinos are just as stupid and each one of them feels outnumbered.
"Oh I'm a Gnu,
So, how do you do...
I'd make you a coffee,
But I haven't a clue"

Mr Miyago say: gnu Japanese. Gnu bow. Gnu say "harro!"

that gnu have redneck blood

I didn't know gnu's could fly!

The gnu has Asperger's Syndrome

i think i could make out some dutch words from the people watching,than it was probably in Arnhem in Burgers Zoo...And the wildebeast probably had kids,they will defend them with their lives....

those rhinos must be skin heads of the animal species...they ganged up on that sole gnu...just what i thought....rhinos are pussies...its easy to flip a gnu in the air with your buddies hangin' around

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Now we know how the "duh" got in the middle of "wildebeest".

Hi everyone i just made an account looking foward to getting the COTD at least once Not with this post of course!

now do that infront of a lion

What a dumb fuck.

easy now rude boy homeboy needs a lift to the station were not going that way

eazzzzzzzzzzy now rudeboy

Spunky and stupid are often mistaken.