Comments - Not So Bright Gnu Tries to Take On a Bunch of Rhinos
category: Cool | views: 151172 | posted on: 05/04/2008
If you've ever wondered if a wildebeest can be mentally retarded, here's your answer.
Evangelist - evils agent [ban] | May 4 08 : 4:34am
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I once shot a gun with my gnu ....doo dam my dyslexia ![]()
BankruptOfCompassion [ban] | May 4 08 : 4:50am
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The Gnucklehead almost got gnuetered and lost his gnuts.
BillyTheSkid [ban] | May 4 08 : 5:02am
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I have always wondered why the world wildlife federation and the world wrestling federation had the same initials now i know (WWF)
Punchinello [ban] | May 4 08 : 5:48am
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That like me, when I butt heads with my mother in law and her daughters!
Tommy69456 [ban] | May 4 08 : 6:14am
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everydayI could use my headon joke but then again i guess whats his name could use his stole the last slice of pizza joke too
newburghschamp [ban] | May 4 08 : 6:53am
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after that flip, he GNU what he was up against, and backed off harhar
iMasturbate [ban] | May 4 08 : 7:14am
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i think the wildebeest was showing off in front of the crowd.
DRIVING x AND x CRYING [ban] | May 4 08 : 7:59am
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i feel the same way when i see a bunch of really big black guys from the hood infront of me, in my case running is a better option.. ![]()
tobyspeeks [ban] | May 4 08 : 8:33am
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No gnews is good gnews with Gary Gnu.
The Great Space Coaster from the early 80s - http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=mAwVIZDAUF0
d's cojones [ban] | May 4 08 : 9:48am
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i was waiting for the gary gnu jokes to show up...and i give him a 6.4 ....the landing sucked ![]()
cucarachito [ban] | May 4 08 : 8:52am
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punchline to a joke involving a gnu and a doctor:
"so the doctors walks into the office and tells me
'i got some good gnus and some bad gnus' .....
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....ok, make up your own joke from here
GeniusIQ180 [ban] | May 4 08 : 9:07am
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The good gnus is your glasses are ready.
The bad gnus - you have a bunghole where your belly used to be!
Earth Nelson [ban] | May 4 08 : 10:56am
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...the good gnus, you're about to have wild group sex,
the bad gnus, it's with a pack of horny male rhinos
(I dunno how the doc would know this from an exam, but don't know why he would be talking to a beast either) ![]()
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The good gnus is you have balls of steal. The bad gnus is the pain that has been tormenting you is internal bleeding, there's nothing we can do for you
but wait.
There's more. You also...have alzheimer's disease...
So then the Gnu replies, "well, at least I don't have internal bleeding!"
The part after the exclamation mark I stole from a real joke. The first part was the end of my joke. IT WAS A COMBO BABY!!!
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The good gnus is you have balls of steal. The bad gnus is the pain that has been tormenting you is internal bleeding, there's nothing we can do for you
but wait.
There's more. You also...have alzheimer's disease...
So then the Gnu replies, "well, at least I don't have internal bleeding!"
The part after the exclamation mark I stole from a real joke. The first part was the end of my joke. IT WAS A COMBO BABY!!!
SUiCiDALHATE [ban] | May 4 08 : 8:52am
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This Gnu never had a chance... His owner is the emo retard that tried to do a bicycle kick from yesterday. This is why interspecies mating is illegal.
liamjefford [ban] | May 4 08 : 8:56am
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Fair do that Gnu had balls of steel
ya can't beat a challenge in life!
pikemaster [ban] | May 4 08 : 9:25am
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that animal thought he was rhino , personality disorder me thinks
buggerball [ban] | May 4 08 : 11:48am
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"If you've ever wondered if a wildebeest can be mentally retarded, here's your answer."
No, never wondered. All hooved animals are idiots ![]()
Cynical_Genius [ban] | May 4 08 : 1:10pm
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Luckily for the Gnu, the Rhinos are just as stupid and each one of them feels outnumbered.
"Oh I'm a Gnu,
So, how do you do...
I'd make you a coffee,
But I haven't a clue"
Necramonium [ban] | May 4 08 : 4:30pm
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i think i could make out some dutch words from the people watching,than it was probably in Arnhem in Burgers Zoo...And the wildebeast probably had kids,they will defend them with their lives....
double stroke [ban] | May 4 08 : 5:30pm
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those rhinos must be skin heads of the animal species...they ganged up on that sole gnu...just what i thought....rhinos are pussies...its easy to flip a gnu in the air with your buddies hangin' around

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Killerdude [ban] | May 4 08 : 4:05am
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I Gnu that was gonna happen...