Comments - Shoplifter Gets Taken Down by the Angriest Guard Ever

category: Cool | views: 65485 | posted on: 05/05/2008

I was half expecting to hear "God Damn America!"

Chocolatedame [ban] | May 5 08 : 4:06am

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He hates when the prices go up on his Spam & Pickled pigs feet.So He has 2 put a stop 2 shoplifters.

koshka [ban] | May 5 08 : 4:07am

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Wow, that guy in the orange really helped icon_rolleyes.gif

itizme [ban] | May 5 08 : 4:20am

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It looked like he was going take a wizz on him icon_biggrin.gif

boobie.bird [ban] | May 5 08 : 5:18am

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I think that was Mr. Noodle from Sesame St.

newsense [ban] | May 5 08 : 6:35am

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he was using the spagetti leg lock, you'll see that more and more in upcoming MMA fights

nico99 [ban] | May 5 08 : 9:38am

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He thought they were playing Twister.

Azazel [ban] | May 5 08 : 4:08am

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note to self...never steal when Forrest Whitaker is watching!

ll_l_llll_ll_l [ban] | May 5 08 : 4:09am

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Cheeringonbombs [ban] | May 5 08 : 4:13am

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i didnt see any primates in that video, are you sure youre commenting on the right one?
on another note, i hate good samaritans.

Umbrageous [ban] | May 5 08 : 4:27am

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No he's just a racist prick, Hope he gets hit with a ban stick. Or even better. sodomised with it. icon_twisted.gif

dizdabiz [ban] | May 5 08 : 12:01pm

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Umbrageous on May 5 08 : 6:27am wrote:
No he's just a racist prick, Hope he gets hit with a ban stick. Or even better. sodomised with it.
yeah but ALL of these racist are used to being BEATEN and SODOMISED with various sticks such as the UGLY STICK and the MIDGET STICK which would explain all that unecessary anger jumping from 1 braincell to the other!

en jaywest [ban] | May 5 08 : 4:43am

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good samaritans. ha!! looks like that guy in orange watched one too many "cops" episodes. i love the look of uncertainty on his face. on a side note, what did the guy steal? it seemed a little serious for a stick of gum.

Calang [ban] | May 5 08 : 4:12am

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"You got a 7? Excuse me buddy, but my girlfriend thinks I'm a 10."

COTD [ban] | May 5 08 : 4:15am

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wonder what that dude that was trying to get him in ankle submission but couldnt bought at ROSS. pretty big bag. - :i icon_cool.gif

Cynical_Genius [ban] | May 5 08 : 4:21am

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The guy in the orange T-shirt was the most useless 'helper' in the whole world. I thought he was gonna piss on him at one stage.

dizdabiz [ban] | May 5 08 : 4:22am

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ANGRIEST SECURITY GUARD EVER? id say they're skateboarder friendly counterparts are by far the angriest,but not the toughest........... that slots clearly the RUSSIANS! icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif

Killerdude [ban] | May 5 08 : 4:23am

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I think the dude had a foot fetish.. icon_rolleyes.gif

Mentalkungfu [ban] | May 5 08 : 4:23am

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I love the fact that the guy in orange during all that never puts his shopping down icon_cheesygrin.gif

fucktheusa [ban] | May 5 08 : 4:34am

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G>D>A.

Noize [ban] | May 5 08 : 4:39am

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that a-word just got f-word 'ed up by a n-word... He will be ascended to General Securiry N-word Manager... And I'm not being racist in anyway... literaly... hahaha icon_cheesygrin.gif

Pumekuhp [ban] | May 5 08 : 4:40am

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"Walk hard"
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--Dewey Cox icon_razz.gif

Kakihara [ban] | May 5 08 : 5:03am

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that man in orange is obviously a pro at restraint - he made damn sure that the shoplifters foot wasnt going anywhere.

d's cojones [ban] | May 5 08 : 5:05am

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"I GOT A 7 IN DA BOOK!!...I GOT A 7 IN DA BOOK GOD DAMMIT!!"...alright, we hear you..now...GO FISH... icon_eek.gif

jitwad [ban] | May 5 08 : 5:07am

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Guard did a great job.

Da Bomb [ban] | May 5 08 : 5:07am

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Probably stole one of those super cool Old Navy shirts...you know, the ones for $5... icon_rolleyes.gif

Tommy69456 [ban] | May 5 08 : 5:09am

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what store was that, looked like wally world

KARABAS-BARABAS [ban] | May 5 08 : 5:11am

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Shit!! I know that dude... he owes me 10 bucks man... icon_rolleyes.gif

neebuz [ban] | May 5 08 : 5:26am

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that orange tee shirt cunt (silly hair)dont ya just wanna kick him,id take my boots off so i could feel it. aaaarrrrggg

GeniusIQ180 [ban] | May 5 08 : 9:28am

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LOL, he had the trendy horse shoe haircut, it's the latest rage!

Ellzee [ban] | May 5 08 : 10:08am

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^^Keep boots on icon_eek.gif All you're gonna feel are some broken little bones on that knucklehead.Besides the visual effects are better withe the head-herk motion icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_stoned.gif

gil69 [ban] | May 5 08 : 5:44am

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looked like the dude in orange was lookin for a quick knob job...
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seriously though, you just know he went home to his girlfriend/sister and bragged about how he assisted the police in capturing a dangerous criminal... icon_rolleyes.gif

neebuz [ban] | May 5 08 : 10:22am

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i s right kidda icon_stoned.gif lol

Punchinello [ban] | May 5 08 : 6:19am

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Poor dude - all he did was pick up a job application! No need for that!

Ellzee [ban] | May 5 08 : 6:35am

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Think this is a bit extreme icon_rolleyes.gif I think the guard is more outraged at his shitty pay wannabee a cop job.Wtf did the guy steal someones donar organ? icon_rolleyes.gif Guy in orange is a complete twat icon_neutral.gif

BEERMAN [ban] | May 5 08 : 6:44am

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"fucktheusa" - what little turd world country you from?? ever been to USA?? come on over-i'll buy ya a beer, long as ya leave yer machete and fatal deseases in yer own cunttree icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif
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Winthorp [ban] | May 5 08 : 7:31am

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It took 3+ guys, Gary Coleman would have taken him down with one punch.

rabidfire75 [ban] | May 5 08 : 7:45am

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8039 [ban] | May 5 08 : 8:12am

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Ill let that pass cause he is wearing a silver vest, but if you're gona be racist next time at least make it funny

jasez0r [ban] | May 5 08 : 7:46am

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I'd be angry if I was that fat and had to wear a stupid little waistcoat to work too.

LineKILLX [ban] | May 5 08 : 7:53am

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This reminds of me BootCamp instructors

santacruztodd [ban] | May 5 08 : 8:00am

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That security guy is without a doubt earning his $7.60 an hour!

Shawn [ban] | May 5 08 : 8:01am

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koshka on May 5 08 : 6:07am wrote:
Wow, that guy in the orange really helped
LOL Don't worry guys, I've got this ankle, It ain't going nowhere!!!

MrFister [ban] | May 5 08 : 8:03am

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Fat people are so mean sometimes

DramaTim [ban] | May 5 08 : 8:55am

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You fon't fuck with a big guy on his lunch break, he made him dropp his sandwich

CuteSomedays [ban] | May 5 08 : 9:10am

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Good thing the crackhead in the orange came by to help or that security guard woulda been screwed icon_rolleyes.gif

neebuz [ban] | May 5 08 : 12:59pm

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lol icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_stoned.gif

bloodrunner [ban] | May 5 08 : 9:22am

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That fuckn asshole had it easy. If that shit were to happen in South America people would have come out of the wood work to stone,beat,kick, and drag around some one who has been caught up for shoplifting.

BankruptOfCompassion [ban] | May 5 08 : 9:27am

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This happened at my Neighborhood Supermarket. The shoplifter was dragged into the meat department and never seen again. icon_eek.gif
BTW, The price of Hamburger Dropped $.48 per pound. "shoplifter.... its whats for dinner" icon_cool.gif

Agent Orange [ban] | May 5 08 : 9:30am

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HEAD NIGGA IN CHARGE! icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif

Trouble [ban] | May 5 08 : 11:13am

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So this is what Big Black is doing nowadays since He's not in Dyrdek Security anymore? What a Change OF Pace.
GO BACK TO MTV BIG BLACK! DO WORK!

Trouble [ban] | May 5 08 : 11:19am

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Tommy69456 on May 5 08 : 7:09am wrote:
what store was that, looked like wally world
^nah couldnt have been wally world... all their security/doorwatchers are confined to wheelchairs...
"You need a buggy/cart?"
"Sure ma'am, why don't you hop up and get me one, and a diet coke while you're at it" -smartass look-

I-andy-I [ban] | May 5 08 : 11:24am

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whats actually happening here is the black dude is tryin to steal the other guys weed

yoklfumyurp [ban] | May 5 08 : 11:34am

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WOW icon_eek.gif What did he steal? A pound of uranium? A 500 carat diamond? A pack of twinkies?

iMasturbate [ban] | May 5 08 : 11:55am

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that'd be sweet to be that size.

retu [ban] | May 5 08 : 11:56am

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300 lbs of jungle brother in action. Good to see some of that hot African spirit put to work.
Good job soul brother, all criminals are bastards and deserve to die.

death100 [ban] | May 5 08 : 12:55pm

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0:46 = FAT GUY/GIRL!! icon_lol.gif

ProfessorO [ban] | May 5 08 : 1:06pm

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Dedicated profesional

OldDirtyMark [ban] | May 5 08 : 1:30pm

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lol, the cop was humping him...

jcp517 [ban] | May 5 08 : 2:47pm

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Can't even steal anymore. Our rights are eroding.

Necramonium [ban] | May 5 08 : 2:55pm

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'I got a 7 in the front row and a 5,30 up the ass!'

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biganjoe [ban] | May 5 08 : 3:39pm

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Carl Otis Winslow, what happened to you?!

talltee19 [ban] | May 5 08 : 4:04pm

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a tazor would have been the easier way to go.. icon_rolleyes.gif

anubiz [ban] | May 5 08 : 4:34pm

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Lol, that asian guy in orange thought it was a game of Twister!

monchichi025 [ban] | May 5 08 : 4:34pm

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lol the security guard kinda sounded like Cee Lo

dreadlock [ban] | May 5 08 : 5:59pm

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bla

DRIVING x AND x CRYING [ban] | May 5 08 : 6:19pm

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haaa , the guy in orange t-shirt doesn't want to put his plastic bag away, smart move otherwise he loses his supplement of rice.. icon_beer.gif icon_stoned.gif

supersix15 [ban] | May 5 08 : 7:35pm

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should have the theme to hawaii five o playing

Earth Nelson [ban] | May 5 08 : 7:59pm

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Someone takes a swing at me and you bet I'm gonna ask him if they think it's a joke. That's a 7 all the way, little joker man thinks he's so damn funny, shit.

pikemaster [ban] | May 5 08 : 8:00pm

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he might have stabbed him with a hiv infested syringe , better to be safe and sorry and not give him chance to to it , its a right bastard to get rid of aids these days

arvindergill [ban] | May 5 08 : 9:19pm

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what was the piont of the guy in the orange shirt , he just grabed the guys foot and let go icon_frown.gif

double stroke [ban] | May 5 08 : 10:19pm

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guy in the orange wanted to help or be a part of something exciting but didn't want to fully commit. thanks for nothing.
mr. "I got a 7" takes his security position a tad too seriously...
get over yourself and drop a few pounds.

Invalid420 [ban] | May 5 08 : 11:36pm

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was that Rosie O'Donnell at 0:43 ?

spikey [ban] | May 6 08 : 7:02am

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dont steal, pay for shit like normal law abiding people.

poprivetpete [ban] | May 6 08 : 2:11pm

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wot woz the joke..? icon_question.gif

steve022980 [ban] | May 6 08 : 2:52pm

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I'd be mad making $4/hr too, fuckin rent-a-cop

westies07 [ban] | May 6 08 : 3:07pm

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wat was matey in the orange doing lol... idiot...horrible colour for a tshirt

chopsuey [ban] | May 6 08 : 3:37pm

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god damn, how many people it took...

akseventy4 [ban] | May 7 08 : 10:19am

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i like the tard in the orange. where are all the good samaritans when people are shooting up malls and stabbing their girlfriends sixty times in broad daylight?

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The Authority [ban] | May 9 08 : 3:09am

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LOL @ kid and guy in orange trying to make the news.

scotty2hotty! [ban] | May 14 08 : 11:39am

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He's pissed cause she interupted his lunvh!

noremsoldier [ban] | Aug 5 08 : 10:00am

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Hm, so nobody wants to mention "brutality" when it's a black doing it? Ah well, the punk probably deserved it.

marKOpolo [ban] | Jul 4 09 : 7:32pm

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carl winslow. hahahaha its nice to know he still somewhat on the force.

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