Comments - Kid Smashes his Face Attempting to Jump a Huge Gap

category: Funny | views: 39117 | posted on: 05/05/2008

You're a little white dude, not Carl Lewis. Get used to it.

ll_l_llll_ll_l [ban] | May 5 08 : 4:04am

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might have made it if not for the stumbling two step haltingly approach at the jump point

itizme [ban] | May 5 08 : 4:04am

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SHOULD HAVE NEVER HESITATED, icon_cheesygrin.gif

Azazel [ban] | May 5 08 : 4:05am

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his mind wasnt free enough i guess.

Calang [ban] | May 5 08 : 4:06am

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Only thing missing were sharks on a feeding frenzy.

dizdabiz [ban] | May 5 08 : 5:05am

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Calang on May 5 08 : 6:06am wrote:
Only thing missing were sharks on a feeding frenzy.
or him coming out the water wrestling a GIANT OCTOPUSS! HAHA! icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

Pikachuy [ban] | May 5 08 : 4:07am

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Wow a 15 meter long run, then a hesitated stop and then the plunge. What a newb!

Umbrageous [ban] | May 5 08 : 4:07am

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I'm sittin' on the dock of the bay
Watching the tard fall away
Ooo, I'm just sittin' on the dock of the bay
Wastin' time

COTD [ban] | May 5 08 : 4:08am

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oh my god this is my first time at the top yea baby. dont even know what to say. darn that sucks all this time and i dont even know what to say. not happy with my self icon_cry.gif

dizdabiz [ban] | May 5 08 : 4:13am

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when they replayed the video in slo-mo did anyone else get so annoyed by that fag laughing that they wanted to remove his eyes with a rusty fork?

Cynical_Genius [ban] | May 5 08 : 4:13am

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He's gonna KNEED a new face after that!

Chocolatedame [ban] | May 5 08 : 4:14am

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He was obviously never on the Track&Field team in school....LOOKS LIKE IT WAS HIS FIRST JUMP EVER IN HIS LIFE

dumdum [ban] | May 5 08 : 4:16am

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he even failed at failling properly

Killerdude [ban] | May 5 08 : 4:18am

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"Caught in the undertow"
Just "caught in the undertow"
?????

en jaywest [ban] | May 5 08 : 4:33am

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well, that was the second gap he failed to bridge. the other one was from stupid to intelligent.

fakelol66 [ban] | May 5 08 : 4:42am

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He who hesitates, eats pier.

Noize [ban] | May 5 08 : 4:44am

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OWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!! icon_twisted.gif

d's cojones [ban] | May 5 08 : 4:56am

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too bad he didn't hit his head and drown.... icon_wink.gif

jitwad [ban] | May 5 08 : 5:03am

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E for effort.

Tommy69456 [ban] | May 5 08 : 5:04am

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reminds me of the time, a kid ate a habanero pepper, just retarded,, but people will do anything to get on NT, and what if they didnt, we'd all just be bored w/ porn, and sticky keuboards

neebuz [ban] | May 5 08 : 5:21am

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better phone the kneecap removal team icon_stoned.gif

Lil in Spain [ban] | May 5 08 : 5:23am

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http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=T-QrkY0cdZQ
This is cursing live on tv, i nearly choked !!
(and its not that fucking Rick Astley video)
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Tapeworm [ban] | May 5 08 : 5:37am

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Now that is a clip for NT. icon_eek.gif
Poor sod.

neebuz [ban] | May 5 08 : 5:37am

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lol lil

Lil in Spain [ban] | May 5 08 : 5:36am

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wrong vid, doh

Ellzee [ban] | May 5 08 : 6:10am

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Being tentative and usure will usually result in fail icon_rolleyes.gif

Ellzee [ban] | May 5 08 : 7:46am

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^^Omg unsure icon_rolleyes.gif

Tapeworm [ban] | May 5 08 : 8:17am

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Be firm with your keyboard. icon_wink.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif

Ellzee [ban] | May 5 08 : 8:39am

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^^Yes I should tell it who's boss icon_razz.gif I wish NT had spell check icon_rolleyes.gif

Komodo [ban] | May 5 08 : 9:11am

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Or Post Edit would be good too!

Ellzee [ban] | May 5 08 : 9:50am

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^^Anything would suffice right now icon_cheesygrin.gif

Earth Nelson [ban] | May 5 08 : 7:23pm

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How about a Word Replace Function after you hit "post reply" it converts the N or H word into "people like me..."

Ellzee [ban] | May 6 08 : 12:02am

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I think that would be a great start icon_cheesygrin.gif An eject seat would be cool too. icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

Komodo [ban] | May 6 08 : 12:51pm

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Hahahah icon_cheesygrin.gif

neebuz [ban] | May 5 08 : 9:59am

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nt has over 20,000 spell checkers and iam one of them lol icon_stoned.gif

Punchinello [ban] | May 5 08 : 6:13am

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Ahhh. The jump over to manhood is very difficult - Looks like he's a punk for at least another year!

BEERMAN [ban] | May 5 08 : 6:33am

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the asshole laughing needs a knee to the face
i needed to say that icon_confused.gif icon_beer.gif

special1970 [ban] | May 5 08 : 6:48am

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LOL...

Shawn [ban] | May 5 08 : 7:05am

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Failure to commit to the jump

Critique [ban] | May 5 08 : 7:15am

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Funny video ?
Where s.o. seriously gets hurt and slumped after that.
We might watched somebody dying....
What happened to this guy ?

Winthorp [ban] | May 5 08 : 7:23am

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the slow motion laugh sounds like a dying dog

jasez0r [ban] | May 5 08 : 7:45am

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He thinks he's the fonz. aaaay.

madmike [ban] | May 5 08 : 4:43pm

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anyone who mentions the fonz gets a thumbs up from me thats for sure..oh i get it now..when he jumped the sharks on his bike ,,my god by the time that show got that old it really sucked..

cucarachito [ban] | May 5 08 : 7:52am

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ppppffffff, he aint mexican, thats for sure!

LineKILLX [ban] | May 5 08 : 7:57am

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I kneed a medic!

buggerball [ban] | May 5 08 : 8:01am

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Jesus would've just walk over. I submit he has a better chance if he follows the Lord's footsteps.

TetsuoShima [ban] | May 5 08 : 9:00am

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he would have made it if his awkward body hadn't revolted on him and kneed him in the face.

CuteSomedays [ban] | May 5 08 : 9:03am

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KNEED....oh, i mean OWNED icon_cheesygrin.gif

You Drip [ban] | May 5 08 : 10:04am

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When they say:
"White men can't jump" Does that mean kids to now?
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furvert101 [ban] | May 5 08 : 10:38am

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boring

iMasturbate [ban] | May 5 08 : 11:50am

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that's a pretty good sized jump but... what was he thinking?

Wizard45 [ban] | May 5 08 : 12:01pm

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slow motion laughs are the best

Lady_Knockout [ban] | May 5 08 : 1:17pm

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That video was great. Looks like his knee got the best of him. He really should have jumped that like the long jump, where you trace the amount of running strides before the jump.. so you don't stutter step.

Jeluxus [ban] | May 5 08 : 1:32pm

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LOL at least he almost made it icon_stoned.gif icon_stoned.gif

jcp517 [ban] | May 5 08 : 2:42pm

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The Israeli Palestinian conflict is just like that, so close yet so far.

cableguy2762 [ban] | May 5 08 : 3:23pm

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He who failes the jump fails to hump.

biganjoe [ban] | May 5 08 : 3:36pm

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He would of made if he only jumped farther.

rday360 [ban] | May 5 08 : 3:44pm

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hobbitsis cants jumps fences

melburner88 [ban] | May 5 08 : 6:26pm

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horses can't carry torches icon_stoned.gif

talltee19 [ban] | May 5 08 : 3:56pm

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lol, at the laugh icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif

rubik [ban] | May 5 08 : 4:53pm

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that was the best part!

sogom [ban] | May 5 08 : 5:05pm

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The slow mo laugh sounds like sumones been suckin on the happy end of a blunt

Clarityrains [ban] | May 5 08 : 5:16pm

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Seriously they need an adrenaline rush, they should go cut their wrists. Win win right!!! They die, oh well, the world got lighter, they live they're chuffed and as long as they filmed the whole thing for us, yay!! icon_beer.gif
Oh and for al the retards, if you didn't see THAT episode of friends:
Their - 1. a form of the possessive case of they used as an attributive adjective, before a noun: their home; their rights as citizens; their departure for Rome.
2. (used after an indefinite singular antecedent in place of the definite masculine form his or the definite feminine form her): Someone left their book on the table. Did everyone bring their lunch?
They're - contraction of they are.
seriously, not that hard. FUCKING LEARN IT!
(Thank god the thumbs down is NO LONGER an option!!!) icon_beer.gif
I am so much funnier when I'm high hahaha icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

foxracer198 [ban] | May 5 08 : 5:23pm

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HaHaHa i guess a white man really cant jump icon_confused.gif

DRIVING x AND x CRYING [ban] | May 5 08 : 5:38pm

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i know, a black guy can get to the end but can they really swim ??? icon_beer.gif

dreadlock [ban] | May 5 08 : 5:57pm

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i could have made it! icon_twisted.gif

TheMaskedOnion [ban] | May 5 08 : 6:58pm

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"SLOW" Muhahahahaha... icon_eek.gif

pikemaster [ban] | May 5 08 : 7:56pm

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that knee to thy face he took would put ken shamrock down

arvindergill [ban] | May 5 08 : 8:37pm

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fonzee , eeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhh icon_beer.gif

Concentrating [ban] | May 6 08 : 8:25am

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That wasn't his face.

pirri2005 [ban] | May 6 08 : 11:00am

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lol he should not stopped running!!!

westies07 [ban] | May 6 08 : 3:03pm

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he bottled it at the last minute... gunna do summit commit ur self. u nob jockey....

indyman911 [ban] | May 6 08 : 5:46pm

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That's what you call PIER PRESSURE icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif (oh god, did that suck)

SHuTTHaTSHiTuP [ban] | May 7 08 : 5:21pm

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hows that fuckin knee taste?

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DramaTim [ban] | May 8 08 : 4:22pm

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icon_neutral.gif The funniest part was the slow-mo laugh icon_stoned.gif

MachuPichu [ban] | May 23 09 : 8:25pm

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icon_lol.gif What the ffff...! icon_lol.gif

drccoco [ban] | Sep 16 09 : 3:16pm

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he felt that

- :grin - :D - ;) - :twisted
- :O - :) - :( - :rolleyes
- :red - :razz - :question - :l
- :@ - :lol - :idea - :frown
- :exclaim - :evil - :eek - :cry
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