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Was he stuffed with paper?

that looked painful, but im not sure, cause im not the brightest crayon either

Told ya the car ate my homework......

Frogger...

poor guy...was probably going to his lame office job to slave away doing paper work all day. Now his work just flew away. I think I would rather be at work then get blasted by a car. I do enjoy walking and related things...paralysis would not be fun.

Let's talk Turkey...Poor guy probably had no idea he was even crossing the street.

might a wanted a gobble

dutyfree every where

Bowling for Turkeys. Dude in the car picked up a strike.

Lucky he had his Hollywood-grade stunt papers with him, or it wouldn't have looked so classy.

thats what he gets for taking an outsourcing job for hewlitt packard. outsourcing should be illegal and anyone who takes a job should share his fate. I just like how he dodged the first car and was like wo that was close..SPLAT!!! haha

Cell phone in his pocket rings," Frank it's your boss. I hope you have that proposal with you! This is a 50 million dollar account, it could make or break your career! Oh, & could you bring some coffee & doughnuts to the meeting!"

i dont think he is going to get up and brush himself off..the driver wasnt exactly running in a straight line to the rescue either..

i dont know why that country is named hungary. turkey is right there.

Daaaaaaamn! I think his fucking leg came off.

I think that was his bag holding the paper work.I though the sam watching it the first time.

Damn cell phone drivers I tell you!

at least this guy pulled over to help

Scott, you should consider other words like obliterated!!

It was that psycho goose driving the car
Seriously though, he got basted, not blasted !!
Poor old man

hey, give the old guy some credit. he kept his shoes.

Oh, so he LIVED?!?!? that's good to know!

he dodged the first car...second car said "he aint gettin away from me!"

Oh shit. Poor bastard.

After that, he began cleaning up and was hit by a truck shipping hanes tshirts

YOU'RE IT !!!!

Damn, he was even in the crosswalk.

OLE! TORO!

He survived okay actually, just feeling a little run down for a few days afterwards.

senile old Turkish retard standing in the road...gotta be "tiger wapwap"

turkeys can fly!!!

dam that ust have sucked,and the guy who hit him seemed more worried about parking then if he was ok..

Old dude should've had a a wheelchair to get thru that intersection faster. Maybe next time.

ill fucking kill all you bitches

and lost alllllllll of his homework!! damn!

sitting duck!

He was holding out his black over coat shouting 'Torro Torro'... OWNED ! !

I know this is a bit heartless but it needs to be addressed, that old boy should be charged if not at least a fine for littering.

JOKE OF THE DAY.
Why drive when you can smoke and fly..

i hope that wasnt mr. burnhard goats

"get out the road" "no i think i'll just stay here" "ok your funeral" "what dyu meaaannnnn fuukkkkkkkk shittt owwwwwwwwwwwww" then all went quiet

LMAO hits him and then switches lanes!!!

Fly birdie fly.....

wow, that was a massive hit.

rest in peace old man.

Look at em all run like hell to get his wallet

That was awesome

Why did the turkey cross the road? He didn't, he got nailed.

It was awesome of him to carry a 40 page manuscript for effect.

That bastard broke his hip.......again.

he looked like a bullfighter, waving his coat around like that.

Not even flash gordon can do moves like that!

Hope old school made it through looks bad tho...

that'll teach u not to fuck about on a road wid ur bits of papers!! lesson learned..

Why did the old fuck cross the road? Oh wait, he didn't make it.

Was gonna say no skid marks...but you can't see his pants from here!

ahh who cares