Comments - Insane Goose Attacks a Man and his Dog on a Boat

Not half the revenge deserved for all the frozen half-assed barbecued goose dinners served aboard shitty airlines over the last seventeen years. Ohhh, poor asshole on his boat... please.

You've had goose on an airline? You must fly higher class than me. I usually get a bag of pretzels. Two if I beg. I would love to be served goose! Especially foie gras. You know what I like best about foie gras? You can actually taste the cruelty. It adds a little extra something, I don't know what, but it's magnificent!

LMFAO Good ol geese. That one's prolly from Canada.

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Swans can be real nasty.

In sidney?

that son of a goose, would be dinner that night

my dog would've made it dinner right then, unlike that pussy little dog

can you say...rabid goose?
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Anyone? Anyone?

I got goosed once....
but tha's a differant story...
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Just snap it's fucking neck problem solved..

Anyone ever tried snapping the neck of an animal that can taste its own arse hole, its not easy! can of course be done but usually bloody hilarious on about the third twist

I was wondering who would be first to mention killing shit. I think the goose got some Hank Hill bait in him

Like many other birds, it's just chasing tail.

You're really not making my quest to "comment of the day" any easier, you know that?

I've never had a cotd, I'm just trying my hardest.

Maybe I should make some fake accounts

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Dog is called 'Iceman'. Goose has been watching 'Top Gun' too many times.

I have a hunting dog...it would have destroyed that goose.

River authorities awarded the man $150,000 for the 1 minute assault. The goose (a member of a notorious gaggle) was let off after pleading insanity.

Must have been on the Labatts at lunchtime.

Insanity? He was completely quackers. And the dog was barking mad too.

That is one patient dog right there. A lot of dogs would have ripped that sucker to shreds. ...I had to "favorite" this one.

yea yea..my turn..
**mumbles''last slice'' under breath**

Screw fishing. I'd eat that goddamn goose instead.

Haha, that choke hold was a cack! Dropping the camera may have helped, though - could've set him up for a field-goal or something.
But good on him - I like people who respect their dogs (and have patience for crazy animals).

I do agree with others that the geese need be careful which dogs they pick on - those necks are ripe for the snapping.

LOL...

I'm thinking that it was a mamma & her youngons were near by.
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Even still, I would have snapped her neck & cooked her goose! Like jimmyjoemeeker said,"Screw fishing. I'd eat that goddamn goose instead."

snapped its neck is right ,although i think it was just having a gander

The goose just wants to peench.

I'm thinking that WAS the mama, cuz well, you know...when mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy...

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That goose was fucking insane. I'd have thrown into the prop.

Now that was what i call a 'Wild goose chase'!

Two things:

1. No-one was around so why didn't he wring it's neck and stuff it in his bag. Would've made a 'quacking' sunday roast.

2. What kind of lame-ass dog was that? Mine would have eaten the goose on the first offense.

Because it's common knowledge that "Duke" can't keep a secret and would've turned him in.

ahhhhhhh...

he should have used an oar on it and hit a home run..duck feathers a flying

duck feathers? wow some one must go to school in Alabama. LMAO. Next time the duck say get the fuck off of his pond your ass will move. But I must agree that was a bitch ass dog.

Sounds like Jeff Foxworthy had a bad day at the lake.

sissy ass dog
down pillow and goose patte
'nuff said

DUCK Dog! Duck ! GOOOSE!!!!!

what you dont see is the egg nest that this poacher was raiding ... yay goose ...

"leave my dog!!! leave my penis!!!"
Don't forget to prepare the chips and cheese for the next time

Start your boat up and move - can't you see you'r in the goose's parking spot!

Quack-tastic!

just snap the neck

if that were me, dinner would have been ready for the night..

I Am Loser...starring..Hill Billy and his trusty hound.
"It was an excellent story but it was really sad when the dog dies in the goose attack" - Newsense, NT Post

damn,just break his neck in two and that will be the end of the story...

that dog was a pussy

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Should of rung its neck while he had it in his hands , or at least he should of seen how far he could have drop kicked it.

FUCKIN HILARIOUS - LUV IT !!! LOL
Funniest vid in daze - "Crazy ass goose"
Always amazed me how many people are scared of chickens, ducks, geese - they weigh all of about 5-8 pounds, have no teeth, and only 2 legs !!!
GET A GRIP FOLKS !!! SMACK-EM DOWN
i always gotta kick outta chokin my chicken

Redneck could not handle a little goose
i would've snapped the goose's neck in an instant
I guess the redneck was waiting for consent to have sex with the goose
3somes are okay
He can suck his dogs dick while the goose pecks and goes in and out of his ass

Sounds like you got some serious fucking issues to think that kind of shit up

LOL, no doubt. Comment gave me goose bumps.

whoa dude

The goose was trained by Michael Vick. :D

here in canada you cant kill them out of season(i would consider it almost like self defence)they are protected thats why they act like they are better then anyone else,they go around robbing stores and hitting clerks with bricks,they cross the street really slowly with that funny fucking walk they got.you cant say nothing to them or they'll cry species profiling... even if you shoot one in self defence you get charged or at least accused of being a "birdist"

I see past that silly disguise - Your'e that dog in the boat

holly shit man,you made my stomach hurt from laughing,i never thought of that but now that you mentioned it,i see the avi...and it just kills me,lol,lol.

Wish the goose had killed this typical American coward. Reminds me of the english sheep shaggers in Yorkshire, all scum.

your mother sucks cocks in hell, can't wait to get there too, I hear she has no gag reflex and swallows... just like your dad!

bugmenot- Your allah is a homosexual terrorist swine.
Christians, Jews, Hindus, Buddhist, Atheists, even Animals are much better than any muslim!!! You think WE ALL hate you on accident?!?!! LOL!!! No, we hate you because ISLAM IS THE GREATEST EVIL ON EARTH... muHAMhead IS A PEDOPHILE PIECE OF SHIT... and allah is SATAN's BITCH!!!
Everyday I see u UGLIES in the news.. making the world worse! It is the job of every TRUE MUSLIM to harm the innocent. That is what allah told muhamhead to do while buttfucking each other!
And how come ur scared to live under sharia law bitch.. it is for u piece of shit muslims... DON'T U EVER USE OUR NON-MUSLIM FREEDOMS.. GET OFF THIS WEBSITE FAGGOT! DON'T U DARE LIVE IN A PLACE W/O SHARIA LAW BITCH!

I think I missed something - where did he say he was a radical Muslim?

You should stop wiping your ass with your sweet ALLAH embroidered toilet paper. Your muslim fetish got old....fast.

Youre an idiot...
Partly because you fail to realize that ALLAH means god and muslims worship the same god as christians.
Though mostly because you hate people who buttfuck.
That goose was awesome.

Oh my fucking word... we tossed you stuck-ups from the site back in January!

All I have to say is FUCK ALLAH, you muslimb cock sucker. Did your dad really not have a gag reflex when he sucked cock or when he swallowed the Jesus juice ? Just wanted to know. I thought your sister took after your mom. Must of been both.

One day geese will take over the world!

Did any one feel as though they were playing DOOM running around in god-mode smacking the crap out of everything with knuckle busters... but in this case we were defending over homo dog from a goose!!!

that fuckin thing would have been sunday dinner

my dog would have kicked goose ass

come on all you hippie, PETA, tree hugging fags, where are all of the comments about how the goose was in the right and that man had no right to be there?