Little Annoying Kid Gets Taken Out by a Tuba Player

In the USA that would have resulted in a multi-million dollar lawsuit against the tuba player, his ensemble, the tuba manufacturer, the town in which it happened, and the pharmaceutical company who made the drugs that kid was on because they didn't take into account the over-stimulation caused by listening to marching bands. The little dipshit's parents, of course, would take no responsibility.

...and in Norway he would not get a single dollar because all you can get by sueing privately is the exact amount of money lost because of the incident...which here is 0. Thats the way it should be in every country.
I'm glad he took out that little dipshit. Well deserved.

In England, it would have been shown on "You've Been Framed" on a Saturday night and the nation would have collectively pissed itself laughing! See, this IS a great country after all.

In the ghetto, that boy's thug-life forever daddy would have stabbed the guy, the cops would have beat the dad and the LA riots here we go again.

....and in Russia, some pikey little chav whore aged 16 (the kids mother) would have run up and tried to smash a bottle over Tuba Boys head, his father in turn would have got on his bike to chase after her but he would have been so pissed, that he would have instantly crashed in a piss stained heap in the road, where he would have been obliterated by the nearest Mitsubishi 4x4, which had swerved to avoid a Smirnoff ridden jumper falling from the nearest high rise after being chased by a buch of Nazi skinheads for having a pink Rucksack and a life!!! .......and thus the circle of life is complete.

in soviet russia, Tuba player trips you!

In NoTox, we all laugh at the little kid who decided that tripping over a trampoline wasn't humiliating enough for him, and so he ran TUBA leg of the band player while we all sit back and make puns at each other for the rest of the day.

In Soviet Russia, tubaplayer also forces the kid to climb ferris wheel, and then laughs when he falls to his death.

That makes no sense at all, you fail at soviet joke

In Amsterdam this would have....have....have...uh m....wait....dude...have, what were we talking about again?

In Austria, the kid would have been imprisoned in a cellar for 24 years and made to bare 7 children by his mother (a former olympic shot-putter), and to add insult to quite serious injury, he would have only a Tuba for entertainment!!!

In Belgium, the kid would have been arrested by the police, and then handed off to a pedophile ring concisting of policemen, judges, teachers and well...half the fucking country.

In France, the Tuba player would have been too scared to take him on in the first place!!!!!!

...and Zidane would have slided in from the right giving the kid the headbutt of his life;)

in scotland the kid would have been given a kick up the arse and force fed a deep fried mars bar before being made to ware a crappy shellsuit and taken to ibrox - that itself is a fate worse than death.

...or...taken on a holiday to Portugal, then killed by his owned parents. The next day his face would be all over the news while the parents claim that a long hair Brit with ugly teeth kidnapped him while they were eating tapas.

that is not something to joke about - the portugese have made themselves look well bad over Maddie.

in mexico, we'd use the tuba to float across the river to the u.s.

In California We would turn that tuba into a Hookah Pipe and make the little kid smoke out of it.
(like the last video)

I didn't realize you were from Mexico, ese!...glad I didn't say, "In Mexico, they would have taken a bribe and pretend it never happened!" like I was going to. ...I know, go ahead and ban me. I'd understand.

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adios buster!!!
not for what you said, for not tying-up your dog this morning while i mowed your grass!!! ...ouch!
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..... tequila for you ese!

no it would result in a 1000 dollar prize for americas funniest home video

LOL! YOU'RE SO RIGHT!

coulda been worse.........had the kid run through the drummer section he might've had a drumstick shoved in his eye!~

Or somewhere else equally uncomfortable!! -
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like in the back of a volkswagon (I'll understand if nobody gets it)

I totally got it, nice one...he's got jokes folks.

could be worse - the marching band could have been in my town - what a nightmare that would be.

Scott, my wife played tuba, so is she a loser, damn that one hit kinda deep.......

.....her marrying you was the icing on the cake.

you need to add some excitement to that boring shit..

Where's an oldman driving without a clue what he's doing when you need one......

well played sir....well played indeed!

That was brilliant, apart from he should've called 'pile-on' when the little fag was on the deck.

elegant and simple... love it

Okay...... Now where is part two? The part where daddy comes along and shoves that tuba where the sun dont shine.

thats what i would do to the fat tuba playing loser.

My guess is that daddy wasn't there or flat don't give a shit. If he did he would have kept the little bastard from running around and through the parade formation....
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Sorry guys I'm a band geek!! (7 yrs percusssion)

Part two will never happen because if that father gave half a shit he wouldn't allow his child to do as he pleases. Let's just say the dad is there, if his lil kid can walk all over him then what makes you think he's the kind of guy who's gonna do something about this?

The cymbals crash just as the kid does. I love the little bow the tuba player takes near the end.

what did the kid do that was so bad..it wasnt like they were marching..he gets refered to as little dipshit,,little bastard,little fag???
what would everyone be saying if it had been a little girl..???
if that had been my kid what everone would be talking about is how the tuba player got his ass kicked in parade formation..

Your kid running in and out of the band formation is okay with you?
The whole world doesn't revolve around the whims of children and indulgent parents. The primary duty of kids in public is to sit down and shut up.

Well put kind sir. My boys would never be so disrespectful and if they were I would buy that man a beer for giving them what they had comming. Classic! I love watching lil brats getting owned. I bet the parents were shocked! Ha ha! Loved it. Great vid.

I feel sorry for your kids then if that is how your feel captain ,,but then again im sure they will be showing up on here in a few..

Wrong! The kids running around with no parental control are the ones that will end up on here in a few. That kid learned his lesson and will probably be more well behaved and respectful in the future.

I second that!

It is your duty, your obligation, to provide your children with guidance and instill some discipline. Their opinion doesn't carry any weight versus what's right in your opinion. Maybe they'll hate you for it when they're young, but they'll love you for it when they're grown. Indulge them and they'll love you for it when they're young, but be useless when they're grown and tell their therapist it's your fault.

I bet you're one of those loud people at kids sports games too. This just in - your kid doesn't belong in the middle of the band.

At the start of the video, you can see running around from the front of the formation. No doubt he's been running around and through the formation throughout their performance, purposefully being obnoxious. And in any case, in the one instance we see he chose to run in front of the LAST ROW of the procession, rather than run behind the entire procession. Ag