The Most Ridiculous Scooter Racer You Will Ever See

If I had triplefailed this way, I would kill myself

personally - i call twist and go's mopeds NOT scooters - either way he was a dumbass.

lol, something tells me his day wasn't going to well, SCOOT to the side..

haha...its not the wining its the makin a cunt of ye self.

wow and I thought the lad under the trampoline made life tough, this fellow may need to take a break and get a shot of five hour energy

hahahaha... Wanker!

Damn that shit sounded just like my Exwife
always whining....

dickhead!!

After his epic fail, he decided to go back to racing lawnmowers.

Rule 1 in scooter racing, be smarter than the scooter.

rule 2 in scooter racing, dont talk about scooter racing club.

LOL!!! I just spit out my ice tea on my computer, now you owe me a new monitor and a Barq's root beer, (the one with bite)

This vid put a permanent smile on my face. ...I bet he'd rob a bank in a golf cart.

I think they call it the Pussy-Am.

Is it just me or does anyone else think the song "Yackety Sax" (from the Benny Hill Show) would have gone great over this vid instead of that annoying chainsaw motor sound?

Or what about the theme tune to Hawaii five-O




.....Taxi!

The Spanish have some fucked up ideas for sports. Did you see that pricks back guard, is he for real, what a knobjockey ?

you know you've hit a low point in your life when you're the most pathetic driver in the league of SCOOTER RACING...

"Now get the other scooters off the track guy, it's time for the power-wheel race, followed by big wheels, and final the turtle race"....

Maybe try something a little more predictable like a train set.

Wow maybe he should stick to bycycles

Poor Kyo, first he gets banned here and now he can't get his scooter to work. Its good to see that he found a new hobby though

:haha + infinity symbol
I used to think that spastic people should be assimilated seemlessly into society. But after seeing this, they shouldn't even get a day out! -

collecting stamps is a more suitable hobby,
or modding pictures of cars

"And last, but not least, number 19 who apparently appeared to have a little difficulty trying to regain momentum in this race due to lack of cooperation from his scooter".

LoL

That guy should have just stayed in bed!

Is it just me of do the vids today SUCK!

no it's just u that sucks!

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You know, I'm not trying to pull NT down, but I've noticed a gradual tailing off, of the watchability of the vids over the last few months. I have 'accidentally' visited the NT competitors and some of the shit on those sites leaves me blowing chunks across the kitchen. (that's where my lap top is)

Maybe Scott and the crew are just trying to have some sort of 'standard' over the other sites. Who knows...

I see that trend as well... NT is a great site, but it's becoming less about the videos and more about the comments.

no im with ya

He forgot to unplug the charger, That automatically connected itself when he first crashed
Ah poor babie

Absolutely pathetic. Hurts to watch.
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Scotty, your ugly mug sucks. No joke. Shave that ugly spider off your head or ditch the typical facial pubes, or lose the african beaded necklace. Pick one.

Sorry, can't cut the hair! Your mom Likes to pull on it!
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Can't chance the face cause she likes to sit on it!
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Can't ditch the necklace, it was a gift from your wife!
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WHAT ELSE YOU GOT!

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Can't CHANGE the face!

That is NO way to speak about your grandmother. And i understand that your mom gave you the necklace, but it's still silly.

THIS made me laugh too!

LOL btw you made me laugh. Almost said "you win this round", but i never was a quitter.
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First time i've given a thumbs-up for a mom joke.

1 - Scotty
0 - The Devil

He can have it, if it will make his day brighter. The good lord knows all of you NT'ers will be my slaves in the afterlife, as you have no place among the good/pious in the afterlife.
Devil - 1 trillion souls and counting.....
Scotty - 1 witty rejoinder per day of 25 attempts.
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Hardly impressive. And as for your brand of dry intellectualistic dark humor, sadly most here are unable to peel back the many layers to expose the comedy of your comments. A sad world indeed where ignorance truly is bliss.

all this Satan talk makes me miss Umbrageous

You can have the souls of all the muslims... Not even letting them into Purgatory.

"Do not think that I have come to bring peace on Earth. I did not come to send peace, but a sword. I am sent to set a man against his father, a daughter against her mother, a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law". Matthew 10: 34-35
"Now therefore kill every male among the little ones; kill every woman that has known man intimately. But all girls that have not known man intimately, spare for yourselves". Numbers 31: 17-18
"I tell you that everyone who has, more shall be given. But from the one who does not have, what he does have shall be taken away. These enemies of mine, who did not want me to reign over them, bring them here and slay them in my presence". Luke 19:26-27
Excerpts from the New and Old Testament - Quotes attributed to Jesus.

Whoop Ass!

wait a minute did u say his mom likes to pull on your hair? so that means you're the one that's getting fucked up the ass...that explains alot.

Man, that just got better and better! Poor bike!

After listening to the audio in that clip for 30 seconds straight, I've gone forth and told the fireman to shut it.

hahahah scooter racing. I'm positive the special olympics are much more entertaining

he better get his sisters hairdryer back in one piece

cmon! this can't be real! hahahaha.

my scootay is too powerful for meee!?

Ricky Bobby: The Early Years (I got nothin' for this one)

that scooter makes my dick so fucking hard. i just want to jack off all day to pictures of donald rumsfeld on a vespa.

smokin crud if you want to do that

His handlebars are on backwards! LOL!

Harr

what a looser, is got to be in mexico..