Kung Fu Goalkeeper Takes Out a Player with Style

german motherfucker

still not as bad as what the germans did to this french player
http://en.wikipedia.org/w iki/Patrick_Battiston
http://uk.youtube.com/wat ch?v=3byTNRoxujo

just watched the youtube clip... the referee didn't expel the goalkeeper nor awarded the penalty shot? unbelievable...

uh oh that's hard. what happend to the player?

could of been worse, could of been a finger in the butt

GOALLLLLL..sometimes you just get know which ball to kick..

Das ist eine rotte cart, alles klar! - You're not fucking kidding Rolfy-boy!


This is why they don't play football in JAPAN. (or 'soccer' for my American friends.)

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hey it's all I got..

sorry mate, i think it´s "Du hasst mich" which means "you hate me"...always nice being taught by rammstein, isn´t it?

I gotta kick outta that.

Philly cop.

everybody was kung-foo fihting

And here i thought soccer was for pussies

A cheap shot artist and a drama queen in soccer, no way!

I don't know the first thing about soccer, but it looked like an accident to me... And what the hell is the purpose of holding that little card up in the air??

it was a yellow card - 2 of those and your off - 2 yellows equal 1 red - a straight red is for serious tackles and also leads to a ban for a few matches.

Off like 5 minutes in the penalty box for cross checking?, or off like for the rest of the game? So a Red Card is like when you delibarately slash at someone's face with a stick and get suspended for a few games... I get it now... kind of... Thanks for the clarification Red! Rock On!

off for the rest of the game

So the waitress can tell where to bring the burger.

Any sport drama award goes to the soccer players.
The goalie purposely missed the players head, but to get a free kick, pussy in red pants has to play the drama queen.

I'm surprised he didn't get a red card.
What an idiot.. he could have used the hands instead without causing such drama.

he got the ball...

the only thing i hate about soccer is the constant faking of injuries and the perpetual cheap-shots.

In your face! well more like your shoulder, but you're a soccer player, you know what to do hold your eye and scream

he was just trying to get a second opinion on whether or not those shoes made him look gay

Clearly it wasn't the kick that brought the player down, but an allergy to nuts.

Was that AHNOLD tak'en ?

That dude took a dive!

That was a bullshit penalty!

GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

i would of thought red card for that

he was just trying to smash that bug on dudes shoulder neck the other guy just doesnt know about it yet bad call

its not the goalkeepers fault if the other dude didnt watch karate kid

What?! We do that in Aussie Rules all the time! -:eek http://www.aussierulesuk. com/images/mark.jpg
Admittedly we climb the spine, not the skull, but whatever...
Oh yeah, the old flying bum-jack! Gay guys have been trying that on me for years everytime I pass through the gay district. I just wear a Turkish helmet with a spike on it. Works a treat!

they dont play football in japan? wtf is the japanese j league then?

Yeah but have you seen them play?

wtf is it with this game , its got to have the most pansies of any sport , holy crap if a player farts on the field they all drop holding there heads , take that poofter , the boot hit his shoulder , automaticly he drops holding his head ffs what a wanker

that is football yeah !

They gave him a yellow card because he already had a yellow, so 2 yellows make a red and hes out. And that wasn't a penalty, He tried to kick the ball away.

The goalie is a real kung-fu chopbuster.

should have got a green card; Fuck off to the sideline, smoke a fat one, come back when you have chilled

when you gotta stop him from scoring u gotta stop him

He was only trying to heil with his leg and then this idiot most appropriately got in his way.

So that's what Chuck Norris has been doing.
Karma for all those fake ass dives!!!

soccer sucks!

Ain't love a kick in the head

It was the 'Leg of God'

Replace that guys face with a retarded screaming baby. German style abortion.

Well, that's unfortunate.

( transtation )
it was a matrix move ..

what did he do wrong ?? ain't that just part of the game?? yer sposed to kick the ball right?? somebody being in the way, well thats jess part of the action - right?? pussy ref - should kicked him in the nuts
isn't soccer in USA, the game they call "Football" to Europe??? i'm gittin confused
if its soccer here, why is it football over there? is football there called somethin else ?? i before e except after c, and sometime y
i'm toasted

An eyeball should've of went flying out of his head, you now the kind of video I've learned to love here at NT.

FOOOOOOOOOTBAAAAAAALL!

just a scratch mate

the keeper was tim wiese (werder bremen) and Ivica Oliv (hamburg). nothing happened to him. just a lil contuision. lucky guy

tea bag.

"Dude...smell this.."