And here kids you can see the reason why self respecting adults don't commit petty theft. She really executed the worst case scenario beautifully. It's almost as though she took the thought in my head that appears right before I come to the decision that the 3 pack of limited edition Flavor of Love brand Wal-Mart thongs in my hand just aren't worth the trouble, and made the whole thing into a little shit show play. Complete with the pride obliterating sobbing for mommy whilst encircled by judgmental townsfolk and being manhandled by some power tripping maniac who may or may not in his past have been cited by a judge to stay away from women all together. I must say though, that the real icing on this cake was without a doubt, unsympathetic black guy with a camera delivering both a humorous narration of the drama as well as a masterfully subtle inflection that tells the viewer hey I'm not just describing these events, my tone and vocal inflection suggest I am more seasoned in affairs of this sort, so please kind people indulge me. Permit me to jest at this thieves expense in a way so I might inform as well as comically illuminate what some might consider a slight but certainly not uncommon complex of the human condition that is racial identity and the sometimes uncomfortable connections we often make with our perceived group self and the observed behavior of others. See kids by observing the world around us even on a small scale, we can see truths that prove to be universally relevant in nature.

They sell Flavor of Love thongs at Walmart!?!? I am so going there to get some

You need to hire an editor!

Not you Boobie Bird, the long winded fella above you!

That was quite interesting until I got to line 561, then I fell asleep.

Hm, interesting. Where to i subscribe to your newsletter?

Next time try splitting this into a few more sentences