that guy is not suppose to be touching her like that..he better have presented himself as a cop of he's in big trouble..

He may very well have been either store security or a cop, even though the title says "some random dude" ...And they can use reasonable force to hold a shoplifter in most states.

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I dont know if this was NT worthy, that shou be my job, me tall tree, biz, and all the other long time NT users(please dont be offended if I didnt call your name,) we should decide if the videos are NT worthy, .....maybe we need somebody to find out if my comment is NT worthy, my comments seem to struggle sometimes, but I try

Camera guy:priceless. Im going to watch this again now and I just KNOW it's going to be funnier next time.

hey, why didn't you call my name? i'm offended
has to be one of the highlights of her life

Was that a box of tampons that fell from her twat when she stood up or somethin' else?
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I want my mommy!
@ Scott's comment.

That was the most desperate attempt to grope some boob i think i've ever seen...

I would have demanded a full cavity search.

(but not if i was the shoplifter of course )

LOl@ cameraman...funny Fucker.
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I want her mom to but for a differant reason...

you can guarantee that guy had the biggest hard-on of his life in that 3 minutes...

I bet when the cops searched her, all they found was 3 gallons of his cum up her ass!!!!

What random dude carries handcuffs?

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and don't forget those bondage fetish people..

Usually off duty Police Officers.

isnt asault a more serious crime than shoplifting?

It is BUT, for a Police Officer during the apprehension of a suspected criminal what was shown on this video would not be considered assault.
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UNLESS the guy on this video was a serial killer, bondage fetish person, tuba player, or FRAYEDendsOFsanity... In which case it would be assault.

HAHA you got that shit right brotha

Me!

Tuba players??

best camera man ever a lot of camera man on NT need to learn from this guy
1. say witty comments than make the viewer laugh
2. rub it whats going on
3. ??????
4. profit

LOL I would watch the news every night if that camera man was the news anchor! Funny as hell making that girl cry in que!

That's funny shit! She didn't really start crying until the cameraman said "You goin' ta jail!".

"she got the goods!!" You going to jail!" "I WANT MY MOM!" "Be Obedient"....
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So many funny as hell things in that video I don't know where to begin!

They were on a first date. She was playing hard to get.

yo momma cant help you now bitch.
funny's video of this year

You goin' to jay-o.... You goin' to jay-o.... You goin' to jay-o....he unda cova.....he unda cova.....he unda cova.....

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i think the new "dramatic voice-over guy" is much better than the old "dramatic voice-over guy"
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...although i will miss his "atlanta, georgia. while waiting for his wife to exit cicuit city a nonsuspecting customer will become fully engaged in a vicious shoplifting battle of his life...."

i love videos where a woman clearly does something wrong then cries... especially for her mom... keep 'em commin' Scott

Hurray for this heroic American citizen who distinguished himself conspicuously by gallantry and intrepidity!

Her new mom is a 368lb dyke prison bitch.

Public Enemies of the State (extended):
-5year-olds in 30year-old bodies crying 'Iwant my mommy'
-cuff-slingin' butt-rapists posing as security guards 'with big job to do'
-security guards who transmorph into Sgt. Slaughter at any opportunity, especially when on camera
-people calling skinny white women 'nigga' (well, maybe he was saying 'that nigga's strong' about the white guard, but that's still unaccepable)
-over-bearing narrators trying to outscream the action, especially with contrived incorrect grammar

What a perv. He's raping her.

i got her mom's number right here: 1-800-CRACKWHORE and that screaming girl's number: 1-800-MISTAKE.

That nigga strong, funny fuckin' camera man . By the way he should of put that choke on her from the first vid. No more problems then huh?

I compel you to go into the wilderness and seek forgiveness for your racism.

You will be welcomed back like the prodigal son and many a fatted calf shall be slain in the name of forgiveness.

Forgiveness is right. Forgiveness is pure. So go and seek forgiveness and I guarantee that you shall find it.

Forgiveness is for ppl who are too weak to get revenge.

Brilliant camera man. He made the clip. "She got the goods!" haha.
The big bloke taking her down blatently wanted a reason to man handle a little lady and shout at her. Pervert.

That'll teach her to shove lipstick in her vagina and think she can get away with it!

aww poor girl.
I did shop lifting when i was young. never got caught
Was cauth for something else though. i was 12, I was weeping a bit, but jeee, man I wasn't hysterical like that girll.

There is like three languages spoken here, Ebonics, Southern Redneck Hick and Tweener Whiney Mallrat Shoplifting. If only a Chinese Delivery Boy could have been included.

And here kids you can see the reason why self respecting adults don't commit petty theft. She really executed the worst case scenario beautifully. It's almost as though she took the thought in my head that appears right before I come to the decision that the 3 pack of limited edition Flavor of Love brand Wal-Mart thongs in my hand just aren't worth the trouble, and made the whole thing into a little shit show play. Complete with the pride obliterating sobbing for mommy whilst encircled by judgmental townsfolk and being manhandled by some power tripping maniac who may or may not in his past have been cited by a judge to stay away from women all together. I must say though, that the real icing on this cake was without a doubt, unsympathetic black guy with a camera delivering both a humorous narration of the drama as well as a masterfully subtle inflection that tells the viewer hey I'm not just describing these events, my tone and vocal inflection suggest I am more seasoned in affairs of this sort, so please kind people indulge me. Permit me to jest at this thieves expense in a way so I might inform as well as comically illuminate what some might consider a slight but certainly not uncommon complex of the human condition that is racial identity and the sometimes uncomfortable connections we often make with our perceived group self and the observed behavior of others. See kids by observing the world around us even on a small scale, we can see truths that prove to be universally relevant in nature.

They sell Flavor of Love thongs at Walmart!?!? I am so going there to get some

You need to hire an editor!

Not you Boobie Bird, the long winded fella above you!

That was quite interesting until I got to line 561, then I fell asleep.

Hm, interesting. Where to i subscribe to your newsletter?

Next time try splitting this into a few more sentences

I see Winona Rider is at it again!

She couldn't call her dad because he's also her grandfather and he died of a heart attack 3 years ago when he found out that his niece Jenny was using fertility drugs and he was about to be a daddy to a unique set of quintuplets.

OMG, I don´t know who´s the most psychotic in this video. The girl, the dirty harry wannabe, or the annoying camera guy. I bet the guy restraining her is a professional mc donalds Burger Turner, who watched to much police chase vids. "Get on the ground now!!!" What the fuck? She is no serial killer or a bank robber. I hope she sued that retard for assault the way he screamed in her ear:eek

He should've gone a bit far and unzipped his pants and hers and they could've flimed a porno

what a hero , caught a 20 dollar hooker stealing by the looks of it nothing more than some tacky cloths from the dollar bin

ha ha ....she got caught stealing....she feels entitled to that merchants stuff....now she wants mommy.... the screaming, the crying is all to get sympathy....she is not remorseful for her actions...
you know this is not her first time shoplifting...

I bet she got choked at the station later on...

Skeeter & Zeeks security service - serving Alabama proudly since 2005.

Shes lucky Ivan the dayshift guard rang in sick.

"Hey look at me people! I'm an attention whoreing wannabe cop!!!"

to stop meth head hillbilly's robbing?... thank god someone in this world is willing to do it, i work hard and pay for my shit so i don't see why some low life crack heads can get stuff for free, do you?

I don't care if I would go to jail, I would have kicked that guy in the face with my steel toed boots. What a fat faggot.

Black Snake Moan 2 just wasn't the same without Sam Jackson. "I aims to cure you!"

i'd fuck her....and the cop

that black guy yelling is awesome

well,thats also a way to feel up the chicks....lol @ the guy's comment with the camera.

I WANT MYYY MOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!
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i would so ass rape her too then the nigga calling everyone else a nigga

WOW PEOPLE....He was a LOSS PREVENTION DETECTIVE.
NO random people dont carry around handcuffes (Well im sure some sick satanic, rapists do but thats not the point)
She was RESISTING arrest. Loss Prevention Detectivs (I know because I am one) Have the right to prevent any shoplifter from leaving the scene by force if neccessary.
She was trying to resist arrest and get away, And he did his job and prevented that from happening.

so? who told you that he is? The cameraguy? well, I don´t think he´s very credible

Meh, back when i was loss prevention for Best Buy we couldn't do SHIT. I lost my job because I approached a guy trying to walk out of the store with our Guitar Hero remote display because he swung it at me, I dodged, he advanced back into the store and tried to swing again so I knocked him out. We couldn't touch customers, even those trying to assault you apparently. Boo Best Buy, Booooooo!!

That sucks! Fuck Best Buy then...But its different for every company. Some alow you to use force, some dont. My old job did not let you, they didnt even let you carry handcuffes!!!

What a stupid woman. She obviously doesn't know that the only time she can get a free call is when she's in the slammer. Shoplifting bitch deserves it.

Oh how brave,i wonder if she was some big tough hairy guy if he would of been so Macho,maybe his loud mouthed Black friend of had to help then,what a worthless Creep,he wouldn't make a Pimple on a cops ass,His Mama must be so proud!!!

"Usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature." - Hobson

this camera guy is a really good cheerlider,obama supporter perhaps..

man that was some serious justice right there, I did kinda feel bad for the chick though, she looked kinda cute..lol.

"Get up ..........get down..get up.........get down, suck my dick...uhhhh.i mean stop resistin - yea, thats the ticket !! man i'm gettin wood - will you go out with me??? i ain't been this close to a woman since my little sister crawled in bed with me
SCHWING - SCHWING !!

the prick is out of breathe maybe he cum in his pants

What was up with the retarded paedo who was holding her? Was he some sort of cop or something?

Hahaha, this bitch is totally ruined forever at school now. Have fun trying to learn to hang out with the band kids, cunt.

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Its great no one has any sympathy for her, i bet she won't that again.

hes a pervert. you dont see cops stradeling male perps ass like that. hop he gets fired if he is an off duty policeman

I know how this happened, the black guy with the cam framed her..

He's an undercover security officer pig wannabe. "GET ON THE GROUNG NOW, GET ON THE GROUND NOW ..." FUCK OFF YOU FAT TWAT

these undercover rent a cops should not be allowed to use this type of force.
follow and get the licence plate number.
fucking douch bag

i would've punched that asshole in the side of his big fat head

here come da cop, ohhhh

some people's kids.

HEY Fearthereaper... I've known Loss Prevention Detectives. All they are are paid rats who only go after the weaker (notice it's a woman). Wanna be cops who'll never be able to pass the police tests. The prick probably even shoplifts himself! I know if it was my girlfriend that was taken down like that and handcuffed I'd track the pussy down and knock his teeth down his throat! Store security are just paid rats, that's all.

jail bait, turned jail bitch! .. i made a funny!

just listen to that black cunt, coz i cant.

Finally her brother was to be right after all, she could get Analraped through MSN!

Thank God someone's looking out for WalMart's best interest.

that feeling police guy ain't goin nowhere..
he has no right to treat the girl that way..
His arms are all over the girls boobs..

I fucking love vigilantes. :)

white trailer trash

^The renta cop looks and sounds a bigger retard than her. All that yelling, Oh Myyyy!!! how macho.

This is my mall. lol. Altamonte Mall.

I'd nail her there and then...

Black Complementary is the best LOL 'He undercover Yea'

hehe ill suck ure dick if u let me go!!!!!! well.....ok

HE'S AH JERK OFF I HATE GOOD WANNA BE ACTION COWBOYS NONE OF HIS BIZZNESS

lol larry the cable guy

her hands are with his crotch...ah the fucker tried to get a free hand party!

very funny

Shoplifting is only a Misdemeanor, handcuffing someone and holding them against their will is a felony unless your a police officer. That dumb ass redneck should rightfully be facing prison time.