Don't they teach kids the Green Cross Code in Turkey?

Aww Poor kid....

What about the driver? Now he's gotta wash all that damn blood off his car.

Yeah it's only happened to me 6 times. The cops don't belive me anymore when I tell them the people jump out in front of me.

Well, his intelligence was approximate in the average chicken region.

damn, why would they leave a kid alone like that especially around the streets..blame the parents..

was that the OWNER

yea i know, but atleast teach him to look both ways before crossing, or like my parenst taught me, ask someone to cross you..

I agree, that was awful, but too much free may teach you the hard way

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Yeah, I agree, though it may not be quite as bad as it looked; it appears he was hit by the wing mirror, which was the object that broke off and went flying, like the poor boy.

Clearly, he has responsible parents looking after him ..........

a nice change from the usual faceplants

These terrible accidents all seem to happen in Turkey for some reason.....

I guess thay give a drivers license to anyone over there, even turkies.

If he survived, he learned a valuable lesson. If he died, he didn't learn shit.

lmaoooo, so fucked up but funny..

yeah so fucking funny poor kid hope he's ok well be honest i don't give a shit

looks like he only lost one shoe he will probably be ok

yeah he just probably lost his shoe and maybe his head but he is ok

dont run. most people you see getting hit are running in the street.
DONT RUN.

or cross the road

^^I agree I walk sometimes six blocks out of my way to avoid crossing the street @ the vid poor little guy.I hope he's alright.

take care when crossing ,

Pwned!

Man that aint painfull, my little brother has been hit much harder and landed face first on asfalt so.

The lil kid didn't know Alvin Stardust!
http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=PiKQO6BVzyA&feature =related

LOL, Be Smart, Be Safe.

wow. that kid obviously wasn't thinking.

The kid was tarred. Now does anyone have the feathers?

It's stop, look. listen, not stop, drop, roll...

that was horible!!he looked just like my nephew.......mainly cuz u couldent see him....but no,i dident like that.

ouch

more accidents = less Turks

lol, plus 1 for you

Mr Miyagi say: suicide.

Life changes in seconds...
... Destiny its an unpredictable bitch...

AWWW, Well that's just terrible.

don't you have Alvin Stardust
confused with Gary Glitter?

i hate to see accidents like that happen to children. i called my two boys over to watch this vid, told them "this is what happens when you dont look before crossing."

Did you also show em your sweet new avi?

no, im too dumb to think of something so smart.

where do you get those fine asses? trade secret?

I showed my boys too. And then I showed them Kakihara and told them this is what happens when you refuse to socially evolve.

OMG! Is this what really happened to Kyo???

He ran out into the street... so he fucking endangered himself.
No, this wasn't supposed to be a joke. I just get antsy thinking about if I traveled at 35mph or so and someone jumped into the road. The local campus at lunch time is 50x worse than the kid in the video.

God damn, guess I am totally desensitized cos all I was thinking about was the delicious kinds of ice cream in the freezer, and now there is one less kid around to get to it before I can.

haha

you could see his kit-kat-bar fly out of his mangled body WAKE AND BAKE

BEE BEEP - BOOM
Road runner! Watch out

look left, look right and look left again.

you know his head fell off rite? ahhh sick

whydidtheturkeycrossthero ad

!. to prove he wasn''t a chicken.
2. Because he was on PCP and thought he was a chicken.
3. He wanted to go to the seedier side of the street to get some stuffin.

thats horrible.

I didn't watch the video but I'm sure it was horrible.

Ah, that was a suicide.

Reminds me of my old neighborhood. ZERO parenting skills for just about every kid on the street - they were CONSTANTLY running out into the street without looking, some of them even had the balls to get mad for almost getting hit. Moron parents.

When was Danica in Turkey? (I'm joking. This one wasn't her fault either!)

i guess the kid survived this one, but a can't say the same for that shoe flying at the end of the vid...

Why did the Turkey cross the road?

awh that was sad

He must've borrowed a shell from the Ninja Turtles. See that fucker slide?

i guess im still sensitized cuz that aint shit

You just witnessed the birth of Break Dancing.

Well that will learn him to check both directions before crossing the road.

I look forward to the dyslexic version, "Boy hits Turkey with Car"

or, "Boy eats Turkey in Car"

Yeah well, Darwin laws are what keep this world spinning.

He might be from Turkey but that car cooked his Goose. Kind of gobbled his ass up. Guess he won't be at Thanksgiving dinner this year.

Could you say the kid GREECED the car's tires? (Oh god, I can't believe IRAN with that joke)

How would you like it if a car ran INDIA? There you are, on the ground in SYRIA SPAIN, bleeding out your NEPALS, and some guy starts cracking jokes, CHINA be funny. I bet you would HAITI it!
(OK, those last 2 were a stretch)
I'm sure I could think of SAMOA, but it's time TOGO!

HA HA to Incarnate and Bankrupt. on me!

If you had posted this earlier in the the day, it just may have gotten COTD...but then again, it IS hard to beat "Christ" and his many fans.

Maybe if I had multiple accounts, hmmm..... (I'm kidding)

Turkey called, they said they want their bad puns gobbled up.

tounge twisters try saying that out loud 3 times

Thousand island sauce and extra onions please err do I get a discount....has been dropped on the floor n all..poor poor service..gonna use muptas instead

UGANDA be kidding, If he hadn't been RUSSIAN for a DANISH, we wouldn't have seen HYMALAYAN at the FINNISH. KENYA tell his name was CHAD? He should have just GUAMed down, and CHILEd out. You better BELIZE he told his friends, "ICELAND into the DAKKAR, and I thought i was GHANA die."
If you hate my puns, "URAGUAY"

In all fairness, Props to INCARNATE for the idea

looks like the kid only got a chest full of sideview mirror... would still be mad painfull though.

that sucks

This video sounds delicious. And tragic.

if people just looked both ways before they crossed the street , we would have a lot less videos to watch

Kinda like human shuffleboard...

well you can say he misjudged that car by a good 200 yards..

well he didn't go under the wheels so maybe he's ok.

The upside to this is he'll never do that shit again.

He's fine. He didn't even go airborne.

stupid kid

when u 3" tall its hard to amuse us ghouls and fly thru the air when a ton of metal hits u..but the slide on the bitumen sufficed

That one hell of a case of ADHD it look like he ran in front of it on purpose.

like any one cares what happens in turkey?

Eh i thought his head flew off...

Oh Boy , That had to hurt!

he thought he could outrun the car!!!

Jesus......how many brothers left at home? 19

It'd be better if instead of a boy being hit by a car in Turkey, it was a boy being hit by a turkey in a car.

hes probably fine

THATS WHAT GTA4 IS MISSING, KIDS !!!!!!!!!!!! ...and animals, but i dont wanna kill animals. KIDS !

Horrific? That was TERRIFIC!!

TRAFFIC? Okay, sorry. ]:

is it normal that i didnt feel a thing while even scott syas this moved him?

Looked like the kid almost TRIED to run into it....was there gum stuck to the bumper?

*yawn* eh. does anyone else remember the site murman.com?

thats not even that bad i bet the kid only broke a bone or two

this vid, tissues and my hand is all i need for a great night in

WHERE THE HECK WERE THE PARENTS? HOW OLD WAS HE? OLD ENOUGH TO GO TO THE STORE ON HIS OWN?

he was goin to get some vodka for his mom...

Vodka STAT!

*sigh* its not hard to look left then right

Hm, it's hard to tell if he lived or not. It really depends on how hard his head hit the car, as well as his torso, and if any organs were ruptured. His legs were most certainly broken. Shitty fucken luck.

Poor kid.

good shot