Dude Smashes his Head Open Trying a Parkour Jump

i think he gonna need some nurofen or somethin after that.

holy shit, i can see his brain. oh wait, i have to be hallucinating, 'cause he doesn't have one

Nuffin but a scratch. Heads bleed rediculous amounts from cuts. If he gashed his head open he'd be swimming in his own fluids.
Still an idiot, probably deserved a bigg cut.

wat a noob

'Note to self: Next time just take the stairs.'

Daaaaaaayam.
Apparently, it's a new day here on NT.
Liacon resigned. GG fired.
Does this make CG, "Godfather"?

"Free-running" is only free until the first trip to the hospital.
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Then it's "parkour".
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French joke coming.....

Is it any wonder that "parkour", AKA "running away with style" was developed by a frenchman!?
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RETREAT!!!!!!

French jokes suck.

Your French Mom sucks DOUBLE. 1x for being french and 1x on my junk.
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But, here you are! A testament to the miracle of life, and that my American genes CAN splice with dog genes!

parkour looks slick when done right. when done wrong, it looks like people are purposefully trying to hurt themselves.

Nice jump though, an even better landing. hehe, bleed!!!

all the woman has to do is take off her top and show her boobs to that kid,the blood will go from one head to the other,,viola no more bleeding..

Her amazing facial structure was enough to give me wood.
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What a sexy bitch.

Sometimes stupidity hurts...

Maybe he didn't see the wall

Sexy slender lady.

uh-oh spegetty-ohs!

omg....i am way too hung over for this shit....i feel like ass!!!!!

what possible good could covering him witha a jacket do :| ? his head is broken, not his fucken bellybutton

^^A feeble attempt to keep himwarm in case of shock.

I too enjoy bleeding from the head. Sometime I have too much blood and have to drain it.

i thought 4 sure my supper powers would kick in wtf

They did! Couldn't you tell the back of his head was like hamburger?

Or maybe you were aiming for 'head cheese'?

zOMG!1! The moon is made of cheese.

was that jacket placed on him to hide is hard on?

See what happens when you work without a net.

skateboarders without skateboards.
...same result

Park'ur ass into the ground as hard as possible.

Stupid people doing stupid shit and BLOOD! This is a NT vid at it's finest. Thanks Scott!

another missed opportunity to get a shot down a womans pants....I would have liked to see that crack of hers...

You see that? Dude was holding his brains in his hands. But he's so stupid, you could see straight through them!

[1] He was so stupid that the shopping cart in the corner took off before he jumped.
[2] He was so stupid that the toothfairy returned all his teeth from when he was 8.
[3] He was so stupid that Santa left him a "Returns" list for Xmas last year.
[4] He was so stupid that on his birthday, his friends asked for their checks back.
[5] He was so stupid, his girlfriend said that she was gonna toss her engagement ring, and she hadn't even received one yet!

He's so stupid he had to dig for his IQ.
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Ok, I'm gone.

He was so stupid he jumped out a window and went up.

i dont want to jump to conclusions, but after this accident he'll be more grounded.

He could always try Cliff Parkour.
I hear it's a big gap.

So that's how Parkour stunts attract chicks?!

WTF, from where this Mother Teresa came from ???

mmmm brains.

nicet to see his crack safety crew in action.

He should fix his depth perception problem before he tries another stunt like that

now u know this kid just done fucked up

should have worn a helmet!!!!

ofmg! that big click sound was his head hitting the sewer thing. I hate head trama it still makes me kinda sick to my stomach. But thanks to NT my stomach is stronger thatn ever.
Thank you Nothing toxic

parkours gettin more dangerouse then skatboarding quike someone severe there head skateboarding to get even

I'll go with that

"That was the wickedest dare ever"
Fuckin retards, this is a private school ghetto clearly

The jump + sound was intense
OH FUCK HE GOT BANGED - POW POW

what a miserable attempt.

4 letters...haha

dont worry Momy will make it all better.

I simply LOVE when it happens

I feel sorry for this generation, the dramatic increase in retarded teens is frightening....

fucken loser

Throw a watermelon at a wall and you'll get the same sound.

Awsome footage of camel spider eating a lizard...oh wrong video.. ._.