"Scuse me, while I kiss the ground!"

cause he's a rookie, he was eager to taste the ground..

[1] He was so stupid that the ramp park assistant said he could ride for free during off-hours.
[2] He was so stupid that even the local rednecks in white pick-up trucks pulled over to ask him "Who da fuck is you?"
[3] He was so stupid that he checked out his helmet at Sam's Club with a library card, and Sam's Club called him to say that his helmet was 90 days past the rent date.
[4] He was so stupid that his left testicle arm wrestled his right testicle, and they both lost.
[5] He was so stupid that when he took a shit during Easter, the bunny dropped by and asked that he return all the chocolate back.
[6] He was so stupid that when he got his chin checked out at the emergency room, the doctors told him how his balls were feeling!!

Ladies and gentleman, the new Tony Hawk.

Gentlemen* I need to go back to school. (And not just for the young snatch)

I guess he won't be needing those braces now.

good thing that drop was three feet. any more than that and he'd probably be comatose.

thats what he gets for going into the move half scared... shoulda leaned forward, instead he decided to listen to the raps music and "lean back"
just another life lesson kids, Listening to Rap = Future pain and suffering. let rap die.

For the first time, the bowl actually smoked him!

That's good stuff

Poor kid, fist he busts his lips on a pogo stick, so mommy buys him a skateboard and then he busts his face. Just play Wii kid!

It's DROP in not FLOP in!

Pretty much any and every vid that ever starts with "How not to..." is destined for greatness

stupid

^^^^^^^
I thought you were dead?!?!?

CEMENT + WHEELS + IDIOT = INJURY

scooby roobie POUF
nice broken teeth

ah another example of useless helmets

Give it up dude.

more weight forward big boy.

From the videos I've saw today, I've learnt, wearing protection on your chin is just as important as wearing a helmet!

And sometimes it's important to protect your helmet...

another 1 bite the dust hahahah

the wheels on the bus go round and round , round and round , round and round. Dont ask me why I thought of that I just did.

Tony Hawk sucks now.

Yup. You're qualified. Here's you Skateboarders Union card. Go out there and make us proud!

Tony Hawk sucks now.

i least he learned that helmets protects his head only..read the warnings next time..

good thing he was wearing his helmet. if he damaged his brain he may not attempt that totally radical stunt again.

Again, a face-first landing. What's there not to love?

LEAN FORWARD, DOUCHEBAG.