Having Jimmy Eat world singing the middle(because it's an anthem to our gay teenage boy love) 2 minutes and 56 seconds.
Having Jimmy steal his dad's car. 10 minutes
Filming a stupid video of my friend being a dumbass, 35 seconds.
Kids from this generation being fucking retarded: Eternity.

someone's going to have to explain to his mommy how his neck got shortened by 2" and why his forehead looks like beef jerky

hey look at me im cool o shit not so cool hurry call an ambulace

the slacker took up the slack! or was it the other way around.

good, drag him all the way to gay-mart.

Look ma' no brains!!!

now hes paralyzed