How to Take Care of a Drunk Bragging About his Skills

ahh the nutcracker...a classic theatrical peice

Thats some bullshit LOL..i wouldve got back up and kicked her in the vagina

That warrented a titty twister indeed!

you fucking bitch. change your avatar you cock sucking internet avatar thief. seriously. go fuck your brother or something jackass.

when a girl does that to me that gives us reasonable doubt to go for her breast right after..

lol was that in a posh english accent

Fucking guy was a ballet dancer.

And that was the Nutcracker Suite.

Shit... I didn't see all the other 'nutcracker suite' references.

taekwandont.

damn he fell for the old watch the hands why she kicks ya in the nuts

glad the title wasnt - oriental looking guy go's down.

isnt it normally a GOOD thing when a girl goes straight for the nuts?!

Well at least we know she listened to her dad on how to keep a prick away .

That night he got her stupid drunk and got his own back

Her dad taught her that move.

That was awesome.

Wonder how she honed her groin-finding capabilities

This is when the man gets up and gives her a straight left titty shot.

Give up being a tough guy and start farming, she already gave up a couple of acres.

She had a ball!

so painfull... i hope he nipple twisterd her after that...

Now that's fucking Funny.
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COCKDICKED...

Awwww Nuts!

Looks like there will never be any kind of jutsu to block that move

that's not nice to do to a drunk.

15 years of martial arts down the drain with one bitch kick.

Thats what he gets for calling her "son".

He'll have no sons (or daughters) after that!

Had he known Tai-kwan-LEEP he could have given her a........ boot to the head

that wasnt a kick

What a stupid b*tch. That was totally uncalled for. If his sides weren't hurting so much after that love tap kick, I'm sure he would have gotten up much quicker and kicked her in the face. I would have if I were there.

She didn't get anywhere near his 1 inch penis. Man up you little bitch!

Your Tae Kwon Do is very good, but my Kung Fu is better.

Just a little play fighting going on after hours What could possibly go wrong

He was just proposing to her.
I guess the answer was no!

i like her. she seems nice.

Grasshopper...why you roll around on ground and cry like little bitch?

cock it back, let her rip

I didn't know that in Tae Kwon Do that they teach you how to flop like a fish. In fact I thought they taught you pain management. Must've only made it to the second day and thought he was hot shit.

TKD is fucking useless.
Ever see anyone in th UFC hailing out of TKD?
It's for a reason.

TKD isn't useless. While your opponent is laughing at you it gives you a chance to hit him with a sucker punch and run like a pansy.

....you know...
A good fight winner-without the high cost of lessons-and risk to physical harm-is this;
Keep a huge double ended dildo under your drivers seat, and if someone starts shit-you just get out all angry like with that in your hand.
They tend to want nothing to do with you & just drive off.
If you get pulled over ever & the cops see it... I guess just tell them it's in case you lose your gas cap.
oki'mdone
-GG

That couldnt have hurt....you actually need balls before you can hurt them

I seen that guy before...he lives in Thailand...I think from a town called bangcock

ti-kwon-doe, that interprets to cry-like-girl
Now he should make her "kiss it and make it better"

1 thing's for sure, he won't be able to have any sons anymore, or daughters for that matter.

This one's easy to comment:
The girl is a kick in the nuts!

new that was cuming

nice avatar mate

Atta girl